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» Personal Hygiene
TrampMan...
I used to work in a supermarket a few years ago on a saturday morning. We used to dread the oncoming sight of SmellyTrampMan (Tm), we had that little to do that we actually set out watch for him and would prepare with every air freshener and lynx can in the shop at the ready. On the odd occasion he slipped our notice, and i am NOT exaggerating, i have seen more than 1 customer retching, a good 10 minutes ater he left the shop or was a good few aisles over! Having to serve him was a nightmare, swear to god i nearly caught rabies from his clawlike fingernails!The weirdest part is he wasnt really a tramp, he lived in a massive overgrown house in a really rich estate nearby! Anyway i digress....length etc
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 19:21, More)
TrampMan...
I used to work in a supermarket a few years ago on a saturday morning. We used to dread the oncoming sight of SmellyTrampMan (Tm), we had that little to do that we actually set out watch for him and would prepare with every air freshener and lynx can in the shop at the ready. On the odd occasion he slipped our notice, and i am NOT exaggerating, i have seen more than 1 customer retching, a good 10 minutes ater he left the shop or was a good few aisles over! Having to serve him was a nightmare, swear to god i nearly caught rabies from his clawlike fingernails!The weirdest part is he wasnt really a tramp, he lived in a massive overgrown house in a really rich estate nearby! Anyway i digress....length etc
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 19:21, More)
» I met a weirdo on the interweb
ah young love
i was about 13 at the time, so surely this should all be forgiveable by now, right?
i live near-ish london, and was introduced to a girl on a chat site by my mate who was a more frequent user who happened to live down in bournemouth. we got on well..and she ended up "asking me out" "what? oh ok" says i, as you do. according to afformentioned mate she is properly head over heels for me, and during a visit to see him, we decided to go for a day trip to brighton, and this was all okayed by the rents s of course it had to be.now trouble is, brighton is half an hour away, and we werent going there, we were going to see her, alone,unnanounced, in bournemouth which is nearer and hour and a half away. sensible. so anyway we met up with the girl, who was quite possible the ugliest thing i have ever seen, laughed at her and left (harsh i know).
it got worse when back safe in my house, i was back on t' interweb and announced to the entire chatroom i was going to dump her for another(internet..sigh) girlfriend. turns out she was in the room..and never spoke to me again!
apologies for length/humour
(Fri 17th Mar 2006, 14:17, More)
ah young love
i was about 13 at the time, so surely this should all be forgiveable by now, right?
i live near-ish london, and was introduced to a girl on a chat site by my mate who was a more frequent user who happened to live down in bournemouth. we got on well..and she ended up "asking me out" "what? oh ok" says i, as you do. according to afformentioned mate she is properly head over heels for me, and during a visit to see him, we decided to go for a day trip to brighton, and this was all okayed by the rents s of course it had to be.now trouble is, brighton is half an hour away, and we werent going there, we were going to see her, alone,unnanounced, in bournemouth which is nearer and hour and a half away. sensible. so anyway we met up with the girl, who was quite possible the ugliest thing i have ever seen, laughed at her and left (harsh i know).
it got worse when back safe in my house, i was back on t' interweb and announced to the entire chatroom i was going to dump her for another(internet..sigh) girlfriend. turns out she was in the room..and never spoke to me again!
apologies for length/humour
(Fri 17th Mar 2006, 14:17, More)
» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You
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As we seem to have moved onto shit movies...
1. Master and Commander, yawn!
2. The Hulk, the biggest pile of shit I have ever seen.
3.Frankenfish, appauling yet stunningly brilliant B-movie!
Why do most women have such godawful taste in films??
(Fri 20th Apr 2007, 0:52, More)
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As we seem to have moved onto shit movies...
1. Master and Commander, yawn!
2. The Hulk, the biggest pile of shit I have ever seen.
3.Frankenfish, appauling yet stunningly brilliant B-movie!
Why do most women have such godawful taste in films??
(Fri 20th Apr 2007, 0:52, More)
» Failed
EXAMS
Why o Why did you have to pick this week to talk about failure, dont you bastards know its exam time for all us uni students and A-levellers!! I have 7000 words to write for monday AND i have a new xbox...its just not going to happen!
I also once failed a year 9 music exam by getting 4%, go me!
(Tue 9th Jan 2007, 14:58, More)
EXAMS
Why o Why did you have to pick this week to talk about failure, dont you bastards know its exam time for all us uni students and A-levellers!! I have 7000 words to write for monday AND i have a new xbox...its just not going to happen!
I also once failed a year 9 music exam by getting 4%, go me!
(Tue 9th Jan 2007, 14:58, More)
» School fights
beastie...
..i have the same problem as you, and again luckily haven't lost it in a while(he says currently with a broken hand for hitting a wall)!
still have some good ones from school..
1.some chavvy twat future druggie delinquents decided to gang up and rugby tackle me into a desk.i promptly twatted 1 of them over the head with a giant wooden stool....que teacher walking in "oh..erm..he probably deserved it" wicked!
then theres the time id told this idiot several times to STOP HITTING ME IN THE BACK in a lesson..and "warned" him...neither of us knowing entirely what this meant..he did it again. turns out i gave him ink poisoning by embedding and old fountain pen in his leg!
ahh....such a normal life!
*pop goes the board*
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 13:14, More)
beastie...
..i have the same problem as you, and again luckily haven't lost it in a while(he says currently with a broken hand for hitting a wall)!
still have some good ones from school..
1.some chavvy twat future druggie delinquents decided to gang up and rugby tackle me into a desk.i promptly twatted 1 of them over the head with a giant wooden stool....que teacher walking in "oh..erm..he probably deserved it" wicked!
then theres the time id told this idiot several times to STOP HITTING ME IN THE BACK in a lesson..and "warned" him...neither of us knowing entirely what this meant..he did it again. turns out i gave him ink poisoning by embedding and old fountain pen in his leg!
ahh....such a normal life!
*pop goes the board*
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 13:14, More)