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Football fanatic (soccer to you stupid americans) love Newcastle United and Gretna FC - like shopping and going out!
love sick jokes and anything funny or to do with comedy.
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» World's Sickest Joke
9 - easter fun
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 13:41, More)
9 - easter fun
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 13:41, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
14 another Jew joke
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips.
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 13:47, More)
14 another Jew joke
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips.
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 13:47, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
6, 7 and 8
Q: How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner?
A: Why the fuck should we fix it? We never use it!
Q: Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 13:39, More)
6, 7 and 8
Q: How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner?
A: Why the fuck should we fix it? We never use it!
Q: Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 13:39, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
3 in a row
Q: Did you hear about the blind skunk?
A: It fucked a piece of shit.
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 13:35, More)
3 in a row
Q: Did you hear about the blind skunk?
A: It fucked a piece of shit.
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 13:35, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Joke
Q: What turns a nine - stone weakling into a sixteen stone man of steel?
A: Polio
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 13:22, More)
Joke
Q: What turns a nine - stone weakling into a sixteen stone man of steel?
A: Polio
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 13:22, More)