» Letters they'll never read

Dear lady who wrote twilight and the other books
Vampires do not fucking sparkle. Just thought you should know.
(Mon 8th Mar 2010, 21:48, More)

» School Days

We were sat in my GCSE IT class
And our teacher has just finished chatting to a few people at the front of the class about something or other. When he comes over to our table and says to a friend sat next to me 'Your mum was good last night', my friend obviously shocked by this statement, says, rather agressively,'WHAT?!' and seeing as this friend was quite a large 16 year old the teacher then says hurriedly 'At parents evening, she was good at parents evening'
(Mon 2nd Feb 2009, 18:22, More)

» How nerdy are you?

I carry a paperclip around
in my wallet at all times, incase i need to reset something or open some kind of drive
(Mon 10th Mar 2008, 19:39, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

My grandads funeral
Any way the priesty bloke was reading out the names of all my grandads relatives, my nan, my dad, my uncle, my aunt, my cousins, then he gets to my brother and my sister then me, only he doesnt mention me. This upsets me greatly, i then begin to cry like a little wuss for all of an hour.
(Sat 13th May 2006, 16:35, More)