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» I met a weirdo on the interweb
I got beaten up at school
I regually used to get beaten up at school for being late.
(Tue 21st Mar 2006, 13:13, More)
I got beaten up at school
I regually used to get beaten up at school for being late.
(Tue 21st Mar 2006, 13:13, More)
» Teenage Parties
Ooh, a currently relevant story.
My friend who is 16 decided to throw a party while his parents, one of which is a policeman, were on holiday for the weekend.
His first mistake was letting 10 random chavs in.
£100 of Jack Daniels was stolen from his parent's cupboards.
My friend and two of the chavs stole his mum's car for an hour while extremely drunk and suprisingly returned it but parked it the wrong way around.
The parents new wardrobe ended up collapsed.
His dad's airrifle collection was used on a shooting things rampage around the village.
An entire street was kept awake all night long by the loud music and gunshots, although luckily no-one was hurt.
Then someone locked themselves in the parents bedroom, I had to kick the door in and chuck them out of there because my friend had started crying by now.
One of the chavs then got locked in the attic and sat trying to get down and when he was stopped by the other chavs below him with knives he attempted to shoot them with the air-rifles he had up there, so there are now pellet holes in all the walls and floor on the landing.
Then they finally left because his dad was on his way back.
Result: The house is for sale, my friend has to join the navy unless he wants to be reported to the police for taking the car and we're never allowed to speak to my friend again.
(names have been omitted for obvious reasons)
/Apologies for length and the wardrobe - nothing else was my fault./
(Wed 19th Apr 2006, 13:18, More)
Ooh, a currently relevant story.
My friend who is 16 decided to throw a party while his parents, one of which is a policeman, were on holiday for the weekend.
His first mistake was letting 10 random chavs in.
£100 of Jack Daniels was stolen from his parent's cupboards.
My friend and two of the chavs stole his mum's car for an hour while extremely drunk and suprisingly returned it but parked it the wrong way around.
The parents new wardrobe ended up collapsed.
His dad's airrifle collection was used on a shooting things rampage around the village.
An entire street was kept awake all night long by the loud music and gunshots, although luckily no-one was hurt.
Then someone locked themselves in the parents bedroom, I had to kick the door in and chuck them out of there because my friend had started crying by now.
One of the chavs then got locked in the attic and sat trying to get down and when he was stopped by the other chavs below him with knives he attempted to shoot them with the air-rifles he had up there, so there are now pellet holes in all the walls and floor on the landing.
Then they finally left because his dad was on his way back.
Result: The house is for sale, my friend has to join the navy unless he wants to be reported to the police for taking the car and we're never allowed to speak to my friend again.
(names have been omitted for obvious reasons)
/Apologies for length and the wardrobe - nothing else was my fault./
(Wed 19th Apr 2006, 13:18, More)