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Not had the Internet for 2 years, so I'm starting to get normal. In the mean time, I've been pulling the heads off sheep.
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Not had the Internet for 2 years, so I'm starting to get normal. In the mean time, I've been pulling the heads off sheep.
Recent front page messages:
Carries on my Legacy
It just gets sillier and sillier. And will do. UNtil we run out of words that rhyme with "Wicker".
(Tue 25th Feb 2003, 23:12, More)
It just gets sillier and sillier. And will do. UNtil we run out of words that rhyme with "Wicker".
(Tue 25th Feb 2003, 23:12, More)
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» Stupid Tourists
American tourist and Ticketmaster
Two weeks ago, when the world was buzzing with excited about Live 8 (TTTTT), I received a call from Evelyn Bergman from Milwaukee. She didn't understand that you couldn't buy tickets for Live 8, you had to win them in a text lottery. After explaining this for 15 minutes she came out with this gem:
Evelyn Bergman: "So, if I can't buy tickets for that, how the hell do I get into this G8 thing?"
Having had enough as it was 8 in the morning and i'd been there for 2 hours, I politely informed her that you had to be the elected president or prime minister of one of the 8 largest economic countries in the world. Just when it couldn't get any better....
Evelyn Bergman: So it's not a concert then huh?
Me: No madam
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 23:48, More)
American tourist and Ticketmaster
Two weeks ago, when the world was buzzing with excited about Live 8 (TTTTT), I received a call from Evelyn Bergman from Milwaukee. She didn't understand that you couldn't buy tickets for Live 8, you had to win them in a text lottery. After explaining this for 15 minutes she came out with this gem:
Evelyn Bergman: "So, if I can't buy tickets for that, how the hell do I get into this G8 thing?"
Having had enough as it was 8 in the morning and i'd been there for 2 hours, I politely informed her that you had to be the elected president or prime minister of one of the 8 largest economic countries in the world. Just when it couldn't get any better....
Evelyn Bergman: So it's not a concert then huh?
Me: No madam
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 23:48, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Yank
The stupiest thing I have ever heard a tourist ask was "What's the bridge called that connects England to Ireland?" I told him I didn't know
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 23:37, More)
Yank
The stupiest thing I have ever heard a tourist ask was "What's the bridge called that connects England to Ireland?" I told him I didn't know
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 23:37, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Ticketmaster
You get some right ones when you work at Ticketmaster too, like when you ask an Irishman for the county of the billing address and they say "Euro!" or what card they are paying on and they say "Mine!" I fucking hate speaking to them, on the phone, you do understand
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 23:38, More)
Ticketmaster
You get some right ones when you work at Ticketmaster too, like when you ask an Irishman for the county of the billing address and they say "Euro!" or what card they are paying on and they say "Mine!" I fucking hate speaking to them, on the phone, you do understand
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 23:38, More)
» Pure Ignorance
One time...
...I heard a guy on the bus claim that the Japanese were aliens. Not only did he mention it to his friend, but he tried to back up his theory by saying this:
"They are aliens, that's why they look like us but are a lot shorter. How else can you explain how technologically advanced they are? I wouldn't be suprised if the island aren't space ships and one day they're going to take off!"
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 14:21, More)
One time...
...I heard a guy on the bus claim that the Japanese were aliens. Not only did he mention it to his friend, but he tried to back up his theory by saying this:
"They are aliens, that's why they look like us but are a lot shorter. How else can you explain how technologically advanced they are? I wouldn't be suprised if the island aren't space ships and one day they're going to take off!"
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 14:21, More)
» Where is the strangest place you have slept?
Buxton
It's pretty strange up there
(Sun 31st Dec 2006, 14:01, More)
Buxton
It's pretty strange up there
(Sun 31st Dec 2006, 14:01, More)