» Stupid Dares

snort a line
had a mate who owed a dealer some money (not much about £50) but couldnt get the cash together and was likely to get some bother. anyway several of us offered to give / loan him the money but he didnt want to owe us, so eventually we ended up convincing him to take a bet, £50 says you cant snort a 1 foot long fat line of cigarette ash.

well a few minutes, an interesting coloured face and a fair amount of puking later he had his £50, we all had a bit of a laugh and all was right with the world. so matt, thanks you actually made me cry with laughter that day, and i only had to fork over £10 for the privalege, well worth it
(Thu 1st Nov 2007, 12:41, More)

» Evil Pranks

probably not my greatest NSFW
www.watchbritneyspears.com

why try when people are so kind as to do it for you?

oh, sorry nsfw (forgot that)
^ apologies to anyone who clicked the link before i added that, especially greencloud and RadG, i did thoroughly deserve that, sorry
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW (it appears the previous warning was not enough)
(Thu 13th Dec 2007, 14:31, More)

» This book changed my life

Lord Iffy Boatrace
I need to get another copy of this book, an ex girlfriend still has mine, tis a truely terribly written book that will make your eyes water with general stupidity. the penetron is a genius invention!
Mr Bruce Dickinson, you cant write books for shit but thank you anyway!
(Thu 15th May 2008, 16:19, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

my cat arthur
no i didnt give him that silly name! bless him was a rescue cat, see im a sucker so when i walked into the rspca and the little rat looking thing mowed at me i went to him, he turned out to be obscenely friendly and so i decided i must have him in all his 4 toothed glory! anyway i digress.

ever since weve had him (about 5 years now - not bad they told me to expect him to last about 2) he has had skin problems, everymonth or so over the space of about 2 days he would scratch himself till he bled and all his hair had come out around his neck. so every month or so its off to the vet for another dose of steroids and antibiotics to make him all nice and well again. now as we all know trying to get a bloody great pink pill down the neck of a very small but very shap clawed cat is not a simple task. so eventually we resorted to wrapping them up in a piece of cheese and burying it in some other bits of cheese so he thought he was getting a treat.

cue a move of house a couple of years ago and a vet who decided that they wanted to get to the bottom of it once and for all. so after a £300 set of allergy tests it turns out he is alergic to pretty much anything relating to cows / goats. ooops. never mind he now gets to dine exclusively on fish, not fish cat food actual fish (turns out most catfood has beef fat in it) so whilst i may have unintentionally been making him poorly he is now reaping the rewards

lenght too long and not very funny, oh well it beats my earlier post
(Thu 6th Dec 2007, 15:06, More)

» Best Films Ever

everything by kevin smith
so...
clerks
mallrats
chasing amy
dogma
jay and silent bob strike back
clerks 2
(and yes even jersey girl, yes i know its got jennifer lopez in it but she does get killed off in like the first 10 minutes! - and it has got george carlin in it)

yes and here is the editted bit...

anything by the pythons
biodome

and of course the legend that is

TOPGUN

actually i could go on all day like most of you, the best film ever all depends what mood you are in!
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 14:55, More)