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» Your first cigarette

It started off with an innocent puff in the park
you know the sort, everyone in the gang had to nick a fag off someone or they weren't allowed in then we all sat in the bushes puffing away not but not taking it back. From there, it escalated to sourcing fags from the butts left at the bus stop. I count this as one of the lowest points of my life to date, the estate I used to live on, getting fags off the floor was like asking for mouth aids.

I don't smoke anymore.
(Thu 20th Mar 2008, 17:34, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

One mouthful
Of babybel, quickly followed by a handful of ready salted crisp.

Continue this until you develop an ulcer
(Wed 19th Mar 2008, 17:23, More)

» Hotel Splendido

Diamond in the rough
As a birthday treat, my brother decided he would take his girlfriend (now wife) to the glourious city of Manchester for shopping and a short break.

Being skint, as he always is, he had to make the careful balance between quality and price. In the end price won out and they decided to stay at a place which I think was called The Diamond Hotel.

As I was studying up there, I decided I would go pay them a visit. My brothers girlfriend was ever so pleased, especially with the added extras that came with the place, blood stained sheets, mouldy shower curtains and an imposing fence round the joint not dis-similar to that round Wormwood Scrubs. This was one skanky shit hole, as they had spent the whole day out shopping and buying things they couldn't afford, they were forced to get the beers in and spend the night in their scum fuck of a room.

Luckily, I had a get out clause, my other brother, slightly further up the financial chain, was staying in the Lowry Hotel, which is basically where all the famous people who are forced to do stuff in the city stay. I quickly hot footed it over to there to sample a slice of the finer life, and even met some actual real life famous folk, none other than Mick Hucknel of Simply Red fame. On reflection tho, I think I preferred the simply red bed sheets.
(Fri 18th Jan 2008, 15:51, More)