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» Sleepwalking
The Horrors
Oh the horrors of sleepwalking
ever since i started secondary school i've sleepwalked, its linked to how stressed i am.
I've woken up down the shops,at other freinds houses, once on the roof, in the bath, in the hottub, at work, at an ex's house (explain that one)
when i was 16, i was dating a pretty 15 year old lass, and i used to stay over about 2 nights a week (and she would stay at mine 2-3 a week)
one night i woke up and started to have sex with her in my sleep (its happened dozens of times, i lost count at 30ish) not usually a problem , as she was used to it.
there was one catch..
Her, her sister, and her mum shared a room for 6 months, fucksocks.
Oh no, it gets worse
I then went on to slip into the (Older!) sisters bed, and carry on. yup
Older sister didnt mind, girlfreind did
woke me up mid act-never, EVER wake a sleepwalker
most sleepwalkers become violent, i have panic attacks, not the petty small ones where you need to rest for 15 mins, no more the blue lips, passing out kind, i've "Died" twice thanks to these panics
que the mother waking up and having to give mouth-mouth
Yup, Shagged two sisters and "pulled" the mom in the same night.
never mentioned it again.
i have 3 coursework assignments due in in 12 hours time, and i havent started yet, who wants to bet i'll sleepwalk tonight?
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 22:50, More)
The Horrors
Oh the horrors of sleepwalking
ever since i started secondary school i've sleepwalked, its linked to how stressed i am.
I've woken up down the shops,at other freinds houses, once on the roof, in the bath, in the hottub, at work, at an ex's house (explain that one)
when i was 16, i was dating a pretty 15 year old lass, and i used to stay over about 2 nights a week (and she would stay at mine 2-3 a week)
one night i woke up and started to have sex with her in my sleep (its happened dozens of times, i lost count at 30ish) not usually a problem , as she was used to it.
there was one catch..
Her, her sister, and her mum shared a room for 6 months, fucksocks.
Oh no, it gets worse
I then went on to slip into the (Older!) sisters bed, and carry on. yup
Older sister didnt mind, girlfreind did
woke me up mid act-never, EVER wake a sleepwalker
most sleepwalkers become violent, i have panic attacks, not the petty small ones where you need to rest for 15 mins, no more the blue lips, passing out kind, i've "Died" twice thanks to these panics
que the mother waking up and having to give mouth-mouth
Yup, Shagged two sisters and "pulled" the mom in the same night.
never mentioned it again.
i have 3 coursework assignments due in in 12 hours time, and i havent started yet, who wants to bet i'll sleepwalk tonight?
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 22:50, More)
» Dumb things you've done
Words Sink Ships...
Made the mistake of letting my mother(the kind of person who gossips with anyone- yes that annoying person chatting to the tesco till-staff for 10 mins while the que slowly gets bigger and more irritated) know of the "Herbs" i grow in my closet a few days before x-mas, big mistake come december 26th when at the big family gathering i overhear her telling various members of the family about them.
Still waiting for the police to bust down the door...
and one i've just remembered, always remember to tell your new girlfreind you get frisky in your sleep(chronic sleepwalker), can save a lot of embarrassment and pain.
(Sun 30th Dec 2007, 0:55, More)
Words Sink Ships...
Made the mistake of letting my mother(the kind of person who gossips with anyone- yes that annoying person chatting to the tesco till-staff for 10 mins while the que slowly gets bigger and more irritated) know of the "Herbs" i grow in my closet a few days before x-mas, big mistake come december 26th when at the big family gathering i overhear her telling various members of the family about them.
Still waiting for the police to bust down the door...
and one i've just remembered, always remember to tell your new girlfreind you get frisky in your sleep(chronic sleepwalker), can save a lot of embarrassment and pain.
(Sun 30th Dec 2007, 0:55, More)