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long walks on the beach SOD YOUR CUNTING LONG WALKS
what is it about long walks anyway? Who likes long fucking walks? it's just a polite way of saying "i don't like music, film, art, reading, conversation, gourmet food or fine wine." Who likes WALKING? It's like saying your favourite drink is water. Cunts.
(Thu 13th Sep 2007, 17:44, More)

» Will you go out with me?

I asked her out on the Talk Board, so it only seems sensible...
Ms swander, will you marry me?
(Fri 29th Aug 2008, 0:59, More)

» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?

I thought I'd finally done something so evil she'd have to dump me...
Who knew she'd be into erotic asphyxiation?
(Fri 6th Jun 2008, 12:26, More)

» Best Films Ever

It's obvious really
I don't know why more films haven't followed the simple formula of Alex Mack + Shakespeare. 10 Things I Hate About You was the bomb, yo.
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 16:12, More)

» Cheap Tat

Bought FOR me, which makes it worse
My sister went through a brief spell where every time she'd go on holiday, she'd buy me one of those little monstrous decorative dragons you get in tourist shops.

I don't read fantasy books, I don't play Dungeons and Dragons and I don't like Lord of the Rings.

I don't like dragons.

But that doesn't stop my sister from threatening to buy me a new one every year, because "it'll add to your collection."
(Fri 4th Jan 2008, 15:29, More)