Profile for nobbynomates:
Hello!
You'll be delighted to hear that my real name isn't Nobby and I do actually have some friends. Voices in your head do count as friends, don't they...?
For the statisticians amongst you who care about this sort of thing I'm Male, older than most of the young whippersnappers on here, do computery-stuff for a living and live in Southern England with my lovely missus (who's a Graphic Designer and who can't always manage to hide her contempt at my rudimentary GIMPing skills).
Anyway until something more exciting comes along, here's a selection of stuff wot I made:
My firstest ever post (Britains on Mars)
See!? Brittens sounds a bit like Britains
Extreme Reality TV
Not even I liked this one...
If Emo Ruled the World
Emo..Emu. Meh
The Ronseal Challenge
I made this a bit big the first time I posted it. Luckily the lovely Eclectech fixed it for me. Bloody Noobs never read the FAQ...
If Apple Made Everything
In my defence everyone else had shite ideas too...at least the gif was better optimised
Transformers that were never made
The b3ta logo and a spurty cock. Just what does a boy have to do to get front paged!? Oh yes. Display some form of talent or humour...damn
The Nanny State
Wonderfully average, even by my low standards
Celebrity Autobiographies
I quite enjoyed this compo...can you tell!?
Predator vs Prey
If in doubt...rip off Gary Larson
Egg
It's Simon P. Egg everyone! Well I liked it...
Hollywood Dyslexia
I bet the plot would make more sense...
Kids Toys for Grown Ups
These are my favorites so far. Perfectly puerile!
Celebrity Death
Madonner Kebab anyone? Quick and Dirty. And so was the picture...
Sex for Prudes
Utter filth. Naughty Nobby
Not that I detested him or anything...
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Hello!
You'll be delighted to hear that my real name isn't Nobby and I do actually have some friends. Voices in your head do count as friends, don't they...?
For the statisticians amongst you who care about this sort of thing I'm Male, older than most of the young whippersnappers on here, do computery-stuff for a living and live in Southern England with my lovely missus (who's a Graphic Designer and who can't always manage to hide her contempt at my rudimentary GIMPing skills).
Anyway until something more exciting comes along, here's a selection of stuff wot I made:
My firstest ever post (Britains on Mars)
See!? Brittens sounds a bit like Britains
Extreme Reality TV
Not even I liked this one...
If Emo Ruled the World
Emo..Emu. Meh
The Ronseal Challenge
I made this a bit big the first time I posted it. Luckily the lovely Eclectech fixed it for me. Bloody Noobs never read the FAQ...
If Apple Made Everything
In my defence everyone else had shite ideas too...at least the gif was better optimised
Transformers that were never made
The b3ta logo and a spurty cock. Just what does a boy have to do to get front paged!? Oh yes. Display some form of talent or humour...damn
The Nanny State
Wonderfully average, even by my low standards
Celebrity Autobiographies
I quite enjoyed this compo...can you tell!?
Predator vs Prey
If in doubt...rip off Gary Larson
Egg
It's Simon P. Egg everyone! Well I liked it...
Hollywood Dyslexia
I bet the plot would make more sense...
Kids Toys for Grown Ups
These are my favorites so far. Perfectly puerile!
Celebrity Death
Madonner Kebab anyone? Quick and Dirty. And so was the picture...
Sex for Prudes
Utter filth. Naughty Nobby
Not that I detested him or anything...
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
none