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I like internets. I use GIMP. I am rubbish at photoshops but my friends often say things I should make, so I do. One time I got my picture in Zoo magazine (see below).
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I like internets. I use GIMP. I am rubbish at photoshops but my friends often say things I should make, so I do. One time I got my picture in Zoo magazine (see below).
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» Conned
Roses selling guy
Best bit of business I've ever seen. We were in a Chinese restaurant and the man selling roses comes in, and approaches the table of annoying drunken loud businessmen on the next table, who'd been pissing me off all night. He tries to flog them 'St George's Day England Roses' (as it was St George's day) and offered them 3 for £5. They drunkenly agreed, and someone got his wallet out. Then the rose seller jumps in with 'Or, I can do you 5 for £10'. The drunken business guy jumps at the idea and pays up.
I nearly shook the rose seller's hand. The drunk guy even gave me one of the roses as I was female and within 4 metres of him.
(Mon 22nd Oct 2007, 14:29, More)
Roses selling guy
Best bit of business I've ever seen. We were in a Chinese restaurant and the man selling roses comes in, and approaches the table of annoying drunken loud businessmen on the next table, who'd been pissing me off all night. He tries to flog them 'St George's Day England Roses' (as it was St George's day) and offered them 3 for £5. They drunkenly agreed, and someone got his wallet out. Then the rose seller jumps in with 'Or, I can do you 5 for £10'. The drunken business guy jumps at the idea and pays up.
I nearly shook the rose seller's hand. The drunk guy even gave me one of the roses as I was female and within 4 metres of him.
(Mon 22nd Oct 2007, 14:29, More)
» When I met the parents
Amazing
I first met my boyfriend's dad when he came down to manchester for the day to help him move house. When he arrived, he'd just driven from newcastle, and having been sat in the car for nearly 3 hours, needed to relieve himself. I was pottering about in the bedroom and on the landing, packing some things into boxes, and my boyfriend's dad ran up the stairs and into the bathroom, not realising i was about and so didn't bother to shut the door. i was then treated to the sound of him noisily having a bum egg, with loud farts. he emerged from the bathroom moments later to meet his son's girlfriend for the first time.
(Sat 21st May 2005, 10:32, More)
Amazing
I first met my boyfriend's dad when he came down to manchester for the day to help him move house. When he arrived, he'd just driven from newcastle, and having been sat in the car for nearly 3 hours, needed to relieve himself. I was pottering about in the bedroom and on the landing, packing some things into boxes, and my boyfriend's dad ran up the stairs and into the bathroom, not realising i was about and so didn't bother to shut the door. i was then treated to the sound of him noisily having a bum egg, with loud farts. he emerged from the bathroom moments later to meet his son's girlfriend for the first time.
(Sat 21st May 2005, 10:32, More)
» Childhood Ambitions
I went through a brief phase
when I wanted really badly to be a carpenter, mainly so I could make cool little wooden toys. It stemmed from mucking about in my grandad's shed whenever we went round to see him, nailing bits of wood together and sanding things.
It was fine, until someone (possibly my parents) started telling everyone it was because I wanted so much to be like Jesus.
Watermeloning parents.
(Fri 30th Mar 2007, 10:34, More)
I went through a brief phase
when I wanted really badly to be a carpenter, mainly so I could make cool little wooden toys. It stemmed from mucking about in my grandad's shed whenever we went round to see him, nailing bits of wood together and sanding things.
It was fine, until someone (possibly my parents) started telling everyone it was because I wanted so much to be like Jesus.
Watermeloning parents.
(Fri 30th Mar 2007, 10:34, More)
» My Worst Date
well this one time
i went on a date with a guy who owned am ice cream van, blah blah music ice cream.
(Fri 22nd Oct 2004, 13:30, More)
well this one time
i went on a date with a guy who owned am ice cream van, blah blah music ice cream.
(Fri 22nd Oct 2004, 13:30, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
On a wall behind a multi-storey in Manchester
"God is mint"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 23:32, More)
On a wall behind a multi-storey in Manchester
"God is mint"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 23:32, More)