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and her parents love me...
My ex-girlfriend's Dad was always a quiet chap, and from all I could tell he didn't like me and he didn't like me fondling his daughter.

His private study was on the top floor of their house and he used to relax there smoking his cigars and watching golf videos...or so he claimed.

One day I was permitted to enter the office for 'work related' internet usage. My ex was downstairs and he was out on a golf course somewhere. Doing my usual scan of preferred websites I noticed some porn sites coming up in the address box predicitive list. Thought nothing of it really until on closer inspection i realised that most of them were gay sites and a large proportion were chicks with dicks.

Swifty retreating from the computer i managed to contain my hysterics in front of my ex but relished telling some trustyworthy friends as soon as i had chance.

Met my ex recently for a drink and asked how he was. Surprisingly still married.
(Fri 2nd Feb 2007, 15:56, More)