Profile for The Blue Aardvark:
My Sig needs to be updated.
Profile: Somewhat too round.
Things I have confessed to on B3ta:
Myspace thing, not that I've worked out what to do with it yet...
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And now for some quiz-type things.
Damn. Where did I go wrong?
Which File Extension are You?
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Which Programming Language are You?
Which Nigerian spammer are You?
How evil are you?
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My Sig needs to be updated.
Profile: Somewhat too round.
Things I have confessed to on B3ta:
- 4 years working in Bradford.Being this b3tan's boss.
Myspace thing, not that I've worked out what to do with it yet...
I appear to be involved in this:
And now for some quiz-type things.
Damn. Where did I go wrong?Which File Extension are You?
Which Website are You?
Which OS are You?
Which Programming Language are You?
Which Nigerian spammer are You?
How evil are you?
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Encounters with Royalty
The Duchess and I...
Once upon a time, there was a young blue aardvark, and he was selected to be the Duchess of Kent's page boy for an honorary degree ceremony. "OK, so I get to meet royalty," he thought, little knowing that he would be forced to wear the outfit associated with the role. Anyone who knows me will have problems imagining me wearing this green & gold number, and I never had the legs for stockings... I was mercilessly mocked by my little brother about this. His glee lasted for about a year, until he got volunteered into performing the same duty, and I took plenty of photographs. I even sent some off to HRH, and got a nice letter back.
What did I get in return for my humiliation? An encyclopedia, autographed by HRH herself, using just her first name. I've probably still got it somewhere. Does this put me on first-name terms with her? I doubt it somehow.
(Fri 4th Aug 2006, 13:37, More)
The Duchess and I...
Once upon a time, there was a young blue aardvark, and he was selected to be the Duchess of Kent's page boy for an honorary degree ceremony. "OK, so I get to meet royalty," he thought, little knowing that he would be forced to wear the outfit associated with the role. Anyone who knows me will have problems imagining me wearing this green & gold number, and I never had the legs for stockings... I was mercilessly mocked by my little brother about this. His glee lasted for about a year, until he got volunteered into performing the same duty, and I took plenty of photographs. I even sent some off to HRH, and got a nice letter back.
What did I get in return for my humiliation? An encyclopedia, autographed by HRH herself, using just her first name. I've probably still got it somewhere. Does this put me on first-name terms with her? I doubt it somehow.
(Fri 4th Aug 2006, 13:37, More)
» Terrible Parenting
Babies and Porn
How young is too young for your offspring to watch their first porno? The Littlest Aardvark's first porno extravaganza was at age (approx) three months, as Mrs Aardvark had buggered off for the weekend, leaving me looking after Junior.
The movies in question were, I seem to recall:
* "Strip, Tease & Fuck" -- shite. Utter, utter shite.
* "Coconut holiday" (I think). Rather better.
I cannot recall which of them *he* preferred, however.
(Fri 17th Aug 2007, 18:07, More)
Babies and Porn
How young is too young for your offspring to watch their first porno? The Littlest Aardvark's first porno extravaganza was at age (approx) three months, as Mrs Aardvark had buggered off for the weekend, leaving me looking after Junior.
The movies in question were, I seem to recall:
* "Strip, Tease & Fuck" -- shite. Utter, utter shite.
* "Coconut holiday" (I think). Rather better.
I cannot recall which of them *he* preferred, however.
(Fri 17th Aug 2007, 18:07, More)