» Mix Tapes

Made the wrong mistake
In more youthful days, I had a fledgling relationship with a wee cutie. One month in, whilst round at her mum's I pulled out a tape and began to explain that the song that was on it would go some way in explaining just how much I felt for her. Said girl was flattered, impressed and intrigued by this 'romantic' gesture and put the tape on, pressed play and sat on my lap waiting to hear my expression of love.
At this point Akinyele's 'Put It In Your Mouth' blares out. Girl gets cross. Girl's mum walks in. Girl's mum hears song and isn't impressed. Joke backfires. She doesn't 'put it in her mouth'.......ever.
(Thu 7th Feb 2008, 14:31, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

Achey breaky cakey back
Small bedsit. Lying on the floor, pretending to have backache. In reality I'm waiting for the girlfriend to fall asleep so that I can have a wank.
(Sat 15th Mar 2008, 1:17, More)