» Workplace Boredom

I like to go the extra mile for the customer.
Not because I want to be helpful. But because I want to waste an extra 5 or 10 minutes with a pointless conversation or looking for stock I know probably isn't there.

I'm so zany.
(Sat 10th Jan 2009, 16:40, More)

» Little things that turn you on

You do know you can use google
if you really are that shit in bed that you need sex tips from the Internet.
(Sun 20th Feb 2005, 5:32, More)

» Your Revenge Stories

I seem to remember having the shits for a month
:)
(Fri 14th May 2004, 1:18, More)

» Dad Jokes

When ever my mum
is turning and age of a equal number, he cracks the great joke of:

When your mum turns 50, I'm turning her in for two 25 year olds.
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 14:55, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

The Starting Line ~ Saddest Girl Story
As with everyone, there's LOADS of good memory and bad memory songs, It's just the fact I've just listened to this song that I thought to it first. The Ataris ~ Song for a mix tape, Simple Plan ~ I'd Do Anything, Story Of The Year ~ Until The Day I Die, Sacred Spirits ~ How The West Was Lost, Linkin Park ~ Breaking The Habbit...there's shitloads of reminder songs. All have their own little meaning somehow.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 7:05, More)