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» Rubbish Towns

Granted I was only there for one depressing night on work matters but that was more than enough for me and my coleague. Turning up at around 4 o'clock and finding a hotel near the bustling "Main Street" we dumped our stuff in the rooms, quick change and back out for a few beers on expenses. We stepped back out at 5ish only to find the Main Street devoid of any living soul, it appeared that Dunoon shut at 5. With only a few slower grey haired folk still rambling along past Superdrug (They needed some) we managed to find a pub that was open, we were the only people in, it stayed that way for at least an hour. On to the local Snooker Club/Bar thing round several corners, a few more pints and the odd strange look from some of the local folk playing on the 10p fruit machines we decided that the night wasn't going to get any better. Time for some snap, it was around 8:30 and there were some lights on in an Indian restraunt, we went in, we were the only people in. We could hear tins being opened in the kitchens in anticipation of a customer ordering food, we had a quick beer and left. Finally a "normal" looking restraunt near the hotel was also open, after perousing the menu the lovely old lady behind the counter informed us that the kitchens closed at 9:00, current time 9:05.
We finally found a dirty burger type place that also sold packs of beer, one rat burger with cheese and a 4 pack of Stella and it was time to retire to the hotel.

Dunoon - Open Mon-Sat 9:00 - 5:00
(Thu 29th Oct 2009, 14:35, More)

» Famous people I hate

Is He Famous? Either Way I Hate Him
That twat from the Go Compare Adverts, is he famous enough to be included in this? After all he's on TV more than some of the real famous people already mentioned and even turns up on radio adverts to ruin your day.
In fact the radio adverts are even worse, you have to picture that curly shitty tache that you'd love to rip off his face and ram down his throat. Count to 10.................................

As for real famous people, i'd have to say, in no particular order, Ashley Cole, Bob Geldoff, Louis Walsh, David Blane and Jonathan Ross.

They really grind my gears.
(Thu 4th Feb 2010, 16:00, More)

» PE Lessons

PE = Possible Emergency
Deciding that the field was too wet to play rugby, due to the teacher being Welsh (Mr Jones - you didn't see that coming) it seemed to be the only outdoor sport he wanted to teach, we moved into the sports hall to try something different........the high jump. We were taught to try and jump over the bar with both feet together and land on your back/arse on the wafer thin 'crash mat', I can still hear the comment "try not to hurt yourself" as he encouraged the first person in the queue to give it a go. Needless to say there were a few injuries that day.
We also had to club together a cricket team for a match on a Friday evening, we weren't very good at cricket, the other team was. They batted first and piled on the runs, after finally ending their innings the PE teacher in charge of us gave us some encouraging words, "hurry up and get out, i'm supposed to be going out tonight". I think we scored about 30. He was happy.
(Fri 20th Nov 2009, 9:44, More)