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Hello. We post links to sketches we write, film, edit and whore out.
Whether they are shit is entirely in the mind of you, dear beholder, but please, don't throw piss at us. We prefer chutney, personally. Easier to clean.
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» Personal Hygiene
From a letter addressed to every girl in first year halls:
"Please refrain from disposing any used sanitary towels out of the windows."
(Mon 26th Mar 2007, 14:35, More)
From a letter addressed to every girl in first year halls:
"Please refrain from disposing any used sanitary towels out of the windows."
(Mon 26th Mar 2007, 14:35, More)
» Failed
My mum's kidneys
failed Xmas Day. For those with a medical inclination, her creatin levels were 1,377; for those are not, these toxins are meant to be no more than 50 when you're healthy. By all accounts this is meant to be fatal, and she was in intensive care on my birthday four days later.
However, it is a testament to her sheer stubbornness that not only has she not lost consciousness once throughout, but has in fact been complaining about the 5-27 hour long bouts of dialysis ("no, I want a sub-clav or a femoral line, I'm not having a bloody jugular"). So technically she's failed to die as well as produce any urine, which I'm rather impressed with.
This next part is for every b3tan with a deadline and a ton of crap, especially in uni or college. I've just had a final year uni deadline, which against all expectation and bouncing around the country I've managed to meet. (It'd already been deferred once after she had a heart attack... her timing is impeccable.) Be assured, keep your faith; it is possible to keep going even when you think it won't happen. If anything, I seem to have done better work when scribbling in pencil next to a dialysis machine, just to be able to have a graduation day my mum can be there for.
No length or girth comments, unless you count the ITU tubes, but I've named her kidneys Milli Vanilli, as we're still not sure which one's dead or if the other will do the job it's supposed to.
Cheers.
(Tue 9th Jan 2007, 8:25, More)
My mum's kidneys
failed Xmas Day. For those with a medical inclination, her creatin levels were 1,377; for those are not, these toxins are meant to be no more than 50 when you're healthy. By all accounts this is meant to be fatal, and she was in intensive care on my birthday four days later.
However, it is a testament to her sheer stubbornness that not only has she not lost consciousness once throughout, but has in fact been complaining about the 5-27 hour long bouts of dialysis ("no, I want a sub-clav or a femoral line, I'm not having a bloody jugular"). So technically she's failed to die as well as produce any urine, which I'm rather impressed with.
This next part is for every b3tan with a deadline and a ton of crap, especially in uni or college. I've just had a final year uni deadline, which against all expectation and bouncing around the country I've managed to meet. (It'd already been deferred once after she had a heart attack... her timing is impeccable.) Be assured, keep your faith; it is possible to keep going even when you think it won't happen. If anything, I seem to have done better work when scribbling in pencil next to a dialysis machine, just to be able to have a graduation day my mum can be there for.
No length or girth comments, unless you count the ITU tubes, but I've named her kidneys Milli Vanilli, as we're still not sure which one's dead or if the other will do the job it's supposed to.
Cheers.
(Tue 9th Jan 2007, 8:25, More)
» This book changed my life
Book-ake
Best thought of as an anthology...
(Thu 15th May 2008, 22:50, More)
Book-ake
Best thought of as an anthology...
(Thu 15th May 2008, 22:50, More)
» The Weird Kid In Class
Ah, JWAS....
...the Joe Wicks Appreciation Society, formed by one of the weird kids. For those who don't remember, he was the schitz in Eastenders in the late 90's. Tin foil badges, tin foil hats, and an obligatory handshake with a hearty cry of, "JWAS!" Couple this with a _serious_ love of Meatloaf and the Rocky Horror Show... and then she started to tear her hair out.
Breaktimes were never dull...
(Wed 24th Jan 2007, 23:16, More)
Ah, JWAS....
...the Joe Wicks Appreciation Society, formed by one of the weird kids. For those who don't remember, he was the schitz in Eastenders in the late 90's. Tin foil badges, tin foil hats, and an obligatory handshake with a hearty cry of, "JWAS!" Couple this with a _serious_ love of Meatloaf and the Rocky Horror Show... and then she started to tear her hair out.
Breaktimes were never dull...
(Wed 24th Jan 2007, 23:16, More)