» The Weird Kid In Class

Panda Sam
my main topic is sam. but i have to mention Jef with one F. known him since i was 6. picks his nose, eats what he finds, gets caught in his teeth, picks his teeth, eats what he finds, picks his scabs, eat them too. still. he's 19 now. weiiiiiird kid.
but onto sam. sam had always been an odd kid. not exceptionally so, because he was so quiet. he grew up to be a 6 or so foot giant pink baby. he's pale, blonde and strangely pink. and fat. he had the odd habit to smile at everyone... and blush like crazy if you talked to him. we all left high school, i moved and he instant messaged me one day... i never really talked to him to much, so it was odd. anyway, he ims me and says he has invisible friends that live in his mind and they talk to him constantly, gives me their names and what they say, and "they" started chatting with me... it was odd. then the next day he comes back with how he's letting them go. and tells me he is gay now... well we all knew this before he ever did. so it wasnt a shocker really. thennnn... a few days later he comes to me with questions about furries... and i tell him what i know... next day. he's a panda. yep. and also he has a boyfriend. blaze. he's a horse. blaze likes to make sam wear a collar at school... and sam went into details about their relationship... finally i told sam i didnt want to talk to him anymore. plus he got acceptionally rude with me since he became a panda, i could swear pandas were cute cuddly creatures... but alas, we shall leave panda sam too his own devices. and if he's b3ta lurker... my apologies kid, you scare the holy hell outta me.
(Wed 24th Jan 2007, 1:16, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

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I remember when I was about 13 or so, we all would rush to the cafeteria so we could wait in line and see what it was we are were being treated to today. My best friend and I were reading the lunch menu and it had its usual mess of food, fish sticks or meat loaf, corn or green beans, roll and ... my favorite,
Ass. Fruit
i walked up to the lunch lady and inquired as to what exactly ass fruit was, cause boy would i like some ^_^
(Sun 6th May 2007, 21:25, More)

» My first experience of porn

oh my
first porn vid i saw was when i was about 16... i was up visiting my cousin and her and her were out one day. i was sitting in the living room about to play some nintendo 64, cause that was all they had to play. and you have to hook it up through the vcr to get it to play and there was a video in there, and you have to push play to get the game to go, so i pressed play and next thing i know there were ladies in scantily clad leather clothes... touchin' each other! i was like, uh oh... charlie must have left this in... later my cousin came home and i told her there was something of hers in the vcr. she went and got it, came out laughing. later that day, my other cousin came over... husbands had left on some camping trip... they thought it would be funny to lock me in the room with them while putting on some kind of hard core porn... it was not at all fun. looked like he was gonna break the poor girl... felt bad for her... i was raised with my mom and my sisters... that was my first time to see any male parts... im still worried, lol
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 1:58, More)