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» Terrible food
french man's skin
On holiday with school I was happily drinking my water when I saw the owner carrying a fresh jug to the table. I also saw he had horribly puffy hands, so inflated they were red and shiny and looked like they were about to burst. In fact they may have been bursting as the skin was falling off in flakes big enough to see from several metres away, dropping into the water.
(Tue 22nd May 2007, 23:39, More)
french man's skin
On holiday with school I was happily drinking my water when I saw the owner carrying a fresh jug to the table. I also saw he had horribly puffy hands, so inflated they were red and shiny and looked like they were about to burst. In fact they may have been bursting as the skin was falling off in flakes big enough to see from several metres away, dropping into the water.
(Tue 22nd May 2007, 23:39, More)
» Pet Stories
Hammibal Lecter
As a child I had two Russian Dwarf hamsters. I named them Dwain Dibley and Dangerous Brian. Fluffy hamsters are cute and bring joy to your life until you get home one day to see one them nibbling away merrily on what you only naturally assume to be food.
On closer inspection you see what it is nibbling on and don't think they're quite so cute any more. That's because Dwain Dibley was nibbling on the carcass of Dangerous Brian and has completely stripped it of it's flesh...
(Thu 14th Jun 2007, 0:55, More)
Hammibal Lecter
As a child I had two Russian Dwarf hamsters. I named them Dwain Dibley and Dangerous Brian. Fluffy hamsters are cute and bring joy to your life until you get home one day to see one them nibbling away merrily on what you only naturally assume to be food.
On closer inspection you see what it is nibbling on and don't think they're quite so cute any more. That's because Dwain Dibley was nibbling on the carcass of Dangerous Brian and has completely stripped it of it's flesh...
(Thu 14th Jun 2007, 0:55, More)