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» Annoying words and phrases

The Game.
You know the one, where some attention-hoarding loser will randomly shout "I JUST LOST HAHAHAHA" followed by a mixture of others also saying "OH NOES I LOST TOO". Just bugs the shit out of me.

*shudders with discontent*
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 23:46, More)

» Karma

The Omen
Called my niece a demon child (shes 16 months) today for screaming at the cat until it cowered into submission, picked her up and her head made sharp contact with my mouth.

Lip bled for 30 minutes.

demon child....
(Thu 21st Feb 2008, 22:10, More)

» Bastard Colleagues

Wackers... Land of the dim and the old.
We fry fish for old poeple, and get paid minimu wage, but its the people i have to work with what makes getting out of bed in the morning almost intolerable.

Debbie: Manager
Problem: God complex, does honestly believe she is this all powerful being who can fire you at any given moment and tells you how shit you are at your job at every opportunity. (which means all the time)
Tolerated because: She has to give me money.

Lee: Fish Fryer
Problem: He said he weighed 15 stone, its closer to 25... He cant fry fish, he lives with his parents (he's 28), virgin and spends all day on the phone like a 13 year old chavette. Also he smells something awful.
Tolerated because: I know he's going to die of heart failure in the next 10 years or i lose a £20 bet.

Lucy: Waitress/Mong
Problem: She's a downright ugly mong, javelin face catcher at an olympic level, ugly cunt etc. Goes out with a 30+ year old (she's 19) and just plain sucks at her job, apparently got pregnant a few weeks back and walked about clutching her stomach like this baby was going to fall outgiven that she'd only been pregnant for a week now and it also apparently wasn't to the 30+ guy... and she thinks its fine to tell me this whilst I eat my shitty undercooked fish.
Tolerated because: Not tolerated. She knows not to speak to me.

Nathaniel: Kitchen worker
Problem: Apparently has one testicle, again thinks he thinks its fine to tell me this whilst i eat yet another shitty undercooked fish. General weirdo.
Tolerated because: He's easy to boss about and make him do all the cleaning im meant to have done. (like im going to put effort into a job that pays £4.60 per hour)


Lord I can't wait to start university in March. (yes March)
(Fri 25th Jan 2008, 1:59, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Completely justified hatred actually.
I hate this so much you can all have an old repost of mine.

The Game.
You know the one, where some attention-hoarding loser will randomly shout "I JUST LOST HAHAHAHA" followed by a mixture of others also saying "OH NOES I LOST TOO". Just bugs the shit out of me.
(Mon 4th Apr 2011, 10:26, More)

» God

Fun with Jehovas
I used to be quite friendly with the Jehovas witnesses that knocked on my door, lovely old ladies. But when they started giving my small hardback books instead of the little watchtower newsletter I knew I had to get rid of them and have used the following excuses to deter them:

1. Ask them to wish me, family member, friends or cat a happy birthday.
2. Tell them im too busy to talk as im about to give blood at the Methodist church.
3. Tell them im training to be a phlebotamist (drawer of blood) (this isnt a complete lie btw, im doing nursing training.)

Either they don't like me anymore or they've died. And if they have then hopefully God has explained how silly they've been.
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 1:06, More)
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