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» Terrible Parenting
What a tool
My dad once tried to score some weed off me. Nothing wrong with that, except that in doing so he used the phrase "jazz cigarette" with a straight face. What a tool.
(Sat 18th Aug 2007, 13:45, More)
What a tool
My dad once tried to score some weed off me. Nothing wrong with that, except that in doing so he used the phrase "jazz cigarette" with a straight face. What a tool.
(Sat 18th Aug 2007, 13:45, More)
» Pathological Liars
Busted
When I was 7 or 8 I went to play at my friend David's house. I knocked on the door and his mum let me in.
She called "David" up the stairs, not mentioning what she wanted. Before she had a chance to speak and before he saw me he blustered "but I didn't touch the video!"
His mum made me go home again while she considered his punishment; the video was fucked.
(Sat 1st Dec 2007, 17:59, More)
Busted
When I was 7 or 8 I went to play at my friend David's house. I knocked on the door and his mum let me in.
She called "David" up the stairs, not mentioning what she wanted. Before she had a chance to speak and before he saw me he blustered "but I didn't touch the video!"
His mum made me go home again while she considered his punishment; the video was fucked.
(Sat 1st Dec 2007, 17:59, More)
» Terrible Parenting
Rabbit abuse
When I was 5 or 6 I was on a family day out to a local castle. Apparently without provocation and with what I perceived to be a murderous look in his eyes, my dad lunged off the path and callously beat a rabbit to death with a big stick. I was mortified.
Looking back, a third party would have noticed that the rabbit had been mortally injured by a fox (or something) and that this was actually a very humane act. I still think he's a closet psycho.
(Sat 18th Aug 2007, 12:23, More)
Rabbit abuse
When I was 5 or 6 I was on a family day out to a local castle. Apparently without provocation and with what I perceived to be a murderous look in his eyes, my dad lunged off the path and callously beat a rabbit to death with a big stick. I was mortified.
Looking back, a third party would have noticed that the rabbit had been mortally injured by a fox (or something) and that this was actually a very humane act. I still think he's a closet psycho.
(Sat 18th Aug 2007, 12:23, More)