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howdy!
I used to be a comedian, but now I garden in Bristol instead. It's much less head wrecky :D
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(seems like a recurrant theme ;)
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cheers
Keeno
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howdy!
I used to be a comedian, but now I garden in Bristol instead. It's much less head wrecky :D
here's a few things I made which make me laugh
(seems like a recurrant theme ;)
(General Advice)
(Our Illustrious Leader)
(films)
(comics)
(popular Music)
(inebriates)
(love)
cheers
Keeno
Recent front page messages:
quick and easy and shit and prbbly bindunnnnn
that's the way I like them :D
(Sun 3rd May 2015, 19:10, More)
that's the way I like them :D
(Sun 3rd May 2015, 19:10, More)
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» Heckles II
I once told Mark Thomas to get his tits out
he ripped me a new one of course, and it felt lovely :D
(Sun 15th Jun 2014, 19:20, More)
I once told Mark Thomas to get his tits out
he ripped me a new one of course, and it felt lovely :D
(Sun 15th Jun 2014, 19:20, More)
» Saying the Unsayable
funnily enough, it was a BO of staggering proportions
and I naturally waited until I lost my temper and said "frank, you fucking stink mate! shit!! have a shower, get some deoderant or something!!"
turns out he showered 'every day' and didn't agree with deodorant...
so I likened him to farting constantly all day long, and asked if he could stop it. it was fierce. he had a 5m radius around him that smelt like rotten pickled onions, and it was a hot summer in London with 20 people and 20 pcs and no aircon in a tiny room...
it did work, although these days I'd be more tactful and less "You fucking wreak mate, it's making us feel sick!" :)
(Fri 11th Jan 2013, 2:24, More)
funnily enough, it was a BO of staggering proportions
and I naturally waited until I lost my temper and said "frank, you fucking stink mate! shit!! have a shower, get some deoderant or something!!"
turns out he showered 'every day' and didn't agree with deodorant...
so I likened him to farting constantly all day long, and asked if he could stop it. it was fierce. he had a 5m radius around him that smelt like rotten pickled onions, and it was a hot summer in London with 20 people and 20 pcs and no aircon in a tiny room...
it did work, although these days I'd be more tactful and less "You fucking wreak mate, it's making us feel sick!" :)
(Fri 11th Jan 2013, 2:24, More)