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» This book changed my life
Believe It Or Not
As a young impressionable wee nipper of 14, I was a massive fan of reading. I read anything: cereal packets, trashy magazines, classic books...pretty much anything I could get my hands on.
Then one day, whilst lamenting the lack of scary horror books, an English supply teacher recommended the Books of Blood by Clive Barker+ as pretty damn terrifying.
So off I pop to my local library to check it out...however it's not there....someone already has it!
'Damn' I think to myself and pick up another by the same author:
Coldheart Canyon
This book was pretty much porn under the guise of a novel, much worse than ordinary porn where the plumber comes to fix the sink or whatever. I had picked up a dirty book!
And as an impressionable 14 year old I read it and all the erotic passion contained within.
Two months later I came out to my friends
...Yes....this book turned me off the opposite sex for life*!
And that is how a book changed my life
*may or may not be due to this book*
+And i never got round to reading them anyway
(Tue 20th May 2008, 14:08, More)
Believe It Or Not
As a young impressionable wee nipper of 14, I was a massive fan of reading. I read anything: cereal packets, trashy magazines, classic books...pretty much anything I could get my hands on.
Then one day, whilst lamenting the lack of scary horror books, an English supply teacher recommended the Books of Blood by Clive Barker+ as pretty damn terrifying.
So off I pop to my local library to check it out...however it's not there....someone already has it!
'Damn' I think to myself and pick up another by the same author:
Coldheart Canyon
This book was pretty much porn under the guise of a novel, much worse than ordinary porn where the plumber comes to fix the sink or whatever. I had picked up a dirty book!
And as an impressionable 14 year old I read it and all the erotic passion contained within.
Two months later I came out to my friends
...Yes....this book turned me off the opposite sex for life*!
And that is how a book changed my life
*may or may not be due to this book*
+And i never got round to reading them anyway
(Tue 20th May 2008, 14:08, More)
» Pathological Liars
Pink Sock
I've got a gay mate who if believed would have the record for the most sex had by one person.
It started in college when myself and a few friends started a 'star system' for women instead of a blokes 'wing commander badges', you know with brown wings for anal, white wings for virgins, red wings for when they're on the blob. Now there were several targets, (none of which i met) starting with bronze at 25 lays, silver for 50, gold for 75, platinum for 100 etc etc. (I hung out with ummm....'sexually liberated' people you could say)
Simple enough you might think.
Within a month guess how many he had had? enough for silver. Within two months he was 'nearly' at gold.
Maybe I forgot to mention, he was ugly as sin, a taker and kept coming on to me when alcohol was involved (i'm a lesbian so netherless it didnt work)
Hence the name we game him.....pink sock in relation to a rather unpleasant situation that would have occurred if he was telling the truth.
Needless to say he never owned up to lying and the number of lays keeps increasing...wrong!!!
POP!!! There goes my cherry
(Sat 1st Dec 2007, 15:40, More)
Pink Sock
I've got a gay mate who if believed would have the record for the most sex had by one person.
It started in college when myself and a few friends started a 'star system' for women instead of a blokes 'wing commander badges', you know with brown wings for anal, white wings for virgins, red wings for when they're on the blob. Now there were several targets, (none of which i met) starting with bronze at 25 lays, silver for 50, gold for 75, platinum for 100 etc etc. (I hung out with ummm....'sexually liberated' people you could say)
Simple enough you might think.
Within a month guess how many he had had? enough for silver. Within two months he was 'nearly' at gold.
Maybe I forgot to mention, he was ugly as sin, a taker and kept coming on to me when alcohol was involved (i'm a lesbian so netherless it didnt work)
Hence the name we game him.....pink sock in relation to a rather unpleasant situation that would have occurred if he was telling the truth.
Needless to say he never owned up to lying and the number of lays keeps increasing...wrong!!!
POP!!! There goes my cherry
(Sat 1st Dec 2007, 15:40, More)