» Breasts

I'm pretty fond of breasts, yeah.
This one time I saw some breasts and I was like 'whoa' and I had to have a bit of a lie down.
(Thu 6th May 2010, 13:38, More)

» The Police II

First.
I once saw Sting in a McDonalds in Glasgow. He gave me twenty quid and we did some coke in the toilets.
(Thu 5th May 2011, 18:44, More)

» Heroes and villains of 2011

JMG.
JMG
(Fri 30th Dec 2011, 13:56, More)

» Winning

I've spoken to four women in four different departments today, and all of them have been called Amy.

(Thu 28th Apr 2011, 14:28, More)

» Fairgrounds, theme parks, circuses and carnivals

I came back from Disneyland yesterday. I wasn't sick in a hedge but I did piss in their lake. And got chucked out of the Disney Village.
Then I saw a middle aged man standing at a urinal with his trousers and pants around his ankles having a wee.
(Thu 9th Jun 2011, 12:05, More)