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I am17 19. I live in New Jersey Philadelphia, play guitar, attend high school college, and generally do much lurkage on b3ta. I did not have access to interwebs for close to two years so I kinda dropped off the face of the earth but I'm back. In retrospect, most of my posts were utter shit. Like that "Best answers to questions" thing down there. I wish I could make that go away.
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» Accidental innuendo
At a boy scout meeting last night,
two of my friends had brought some French fries from the pizza shop across the street. They sat down at a table in the church basement where our troop meets every Tuesday, and, predictably, the rest of the troop descended like hungry vultures upon them. One of the kids who bought the fries, Matt, said, "You guys can have some. But me and Epharaim get the main... access." (No, that isn't the joke.)
Says I, "Well, I get side access."
Subconsciously, we all saw it coming.
Paul, the oldest of us, says, "I get rear access."
We lol'd.
(Thu 19th Jun 2008, 1:26, More)
At a boy scout meeting last night,
two of my friends had brought some French fries from the pizza shop across the street. They sat down at a table in the church basement where our troop meets every Tuesday, and, predictably, the rest of the troop descended like hungry vultures upon them. One of the kids who bought the fries, Matt, said, "You guys can have some. But me and Epharaim get the main... access." (No, that isn't the joke.)
Says I, "Well, I get side access."
Subconsciously, we all saw it coming.
Paul, the oldest of us, says, "I get rear access."
We lol'd.
(Thu 19th Jun 2008, 1:26, More)