» What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?

I was once told
if I go to bed in my socks my feet will rot when I'm asleep. Also I was told - actually I think it was my nan who was told who then told me - that if you go to sleep in your socks your feet will start to grow. They'll grow out over your bed, out of your bedroom door, down the stairs, out the front door and down the road for ever more. I never slept in my socks again.
(Sun 22nd Jan 2012, 23:43, More)

» The B3TA Detective Agency

I solved one of the greatest mysteries of all time a few years ago.
Where lost socks go.
That's right. Down the back of the radiator is where they go. I found hundreds of them. I even found some belonging to the person who lived there before me.
(Sat 15th Oct 2011, 20:16, More)

» Stupid Colleagues

I used to work for the post office
fuck me that place is a breeding ground for the dregs of society. I'm pretty sure the post office employs people that can't get employed anywhere else. I, of course, moved on to bigger and better things.
(Sat 5th Mar 2011, 18:39, More)