Profile for sinisterduck:
Web monkey in a London Company. Originaly German, but always accused of having a humour too harsh for them Germans.
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Web monkey in a London Company. Originaly German, but always accused of having a humour too harsh for them Germans.
Recent front page messages:
No, captain, I need to meditate for a while…
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I am passing this by every day at Piccadilly Circus
Had to get it out of my head
(Tue 1st Jul 2008, 10:12, More)
Had to get it out of my head
(Tue 1st Jul 2008, 10:12, More)
I always wondered
why the circle line is so messed up..
It's Friday, hmkay?
(Fri 15th Nov 2002, 12:37, More)
why the circle line is so messed up..
It's Friday, hmkay?
(Fri 15th Nov 2002, 12:37, More)
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» Clients Are Stupid
In the high times of .com
I was freelancing at an agency, and they looked for new in-house designers.
They hired a bird who had no screen design expertise or portfolio and showed them a hand-drawn pen and paper animation of a horse shagging a woman during her interview as an example of her skills.
The web agency hired her. I asked for my cheque in advance.
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 23:01, More)
In the high times of .com
I was freelancing at an agency, and they looked for new in-house designers.
They hired a bird who had no screen design expertise or portfolio and showed them a hand-drawn pen and paper animation of a horse shagging a woman during her interview as an example of her skills.
The web agency hired her. I asked for my cheque in advance.
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 23:01, More)
» Grandparents
Once my sister was reading the Cosmopolitan in the garden...
... and read an article that children whose mothers had orgasms during conception are brighter than others. She then asked my mother if she had an orgasm when they made her and my grandmother interjected with "Orgasm, all these newfangled things! We didn't have those, otherwise we'd have had fewer children!"
(Fri 3rd Jun 2011, 11:26, More)
Once my sister was reading the Cosmopolitan in the garden...
... and read an article that children whose mothers had orgasms during conception are brighter than others. She then asked my mother if she had an orgasm when they made her and my grandmother interjected with "Orgasm, all these newfangled things! We didn't have those, otherwise we'd have had fewer children!"
(Fri 3rd Jun 2011, 11:26, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
a client of ours
wanted to close their web site for two days to do the euro revamp. We did a holding page, with a logo, a sorry message and an email link. they claimed that people know them by the design of their navigation not their logo and asked us to put the navigation in, just without the links.
However, one of my junior developers topped that by starting to take out the hrefs of the links, rather than just doing a screenshot.
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:59, More)
a client of ours
wanted to close their web site for two days to do the euro revamp. We did a holding page, with a logo, a sorry message and an email link. they claimed that people know them by the design of their navigation not their logo and asked us to put the navigation in, just without the links.
However, one of my junior developers topped that by starting to take out the hrefs of the links, rather than just doing a screenshot.
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:59, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
If you work in IT
get used to reading grey or green on black. I spent the better part of a year chatting on IRC and my boss was sure I did a great job maintaining the server.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 14:27, More)
If you work in IT
get used to reading grey or green on black. I spent the better part of a year chatting on IRC and my boss was sure I did a great job maintaining the server.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 14:27, More)
» Office Christmas Parties
Just pasting...
Closest tube stations are Oxford Circus (Victoria Line, Bakerloo Line & Central Line) and Piccadilly Circus (Piccadilly Line & Bakerloo Line).
There are ample taxi's to be found outside the bar, however this will be at individual expense.
Those requiring public transport can view final tube/train times at the link below. The final tube times for all lines at Oxford Circus & Piccadilly Circus are approximately 12:30am.
(Fri 17th Dec 2004, 13:54, More)
Just pasting...
Closest tube stations are Oxford Circus (Victoria Line, Bakerloo Line & Central Line) and Piccadilly Circus (Piccadilly Line & Bakerloo Line).
There are ample taxi's to be found outside the bar, however this will be at individual expense.
Those requiring public transport can view final tube/train times at the link below. The final tube times for all lines at Oxford Circus & Piccadilly Circus are approximately 12:30am.
(Fri 17th Dec 2004, 13:54, More)