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RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: "Know what I'm sayin'" all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.
Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.
Buy a television set exactly like your neighbours. Then annoy them by standing outside their window and changing their channel using your identical remote control.
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Top tips :
RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: "Know what I'm sayin'" all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.
Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.
Buy a television set exactly like your neighbours. Then annoy them by standing outside their window and changing their channel using your identical remote control.
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
A man accidentally swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his wife telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?
When chemists die, we barium
(Sun 8th Mar 2009, 18:52, More)
General
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
A man accidentally swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his wife telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?
When chemists die, we barium
(Sun 8th Mar 2009, 18:52, More)