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Meh... what's to be said?
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Meh... what's to be said?
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In spite of the fact that they only took non-standard paper,
the new range of novelty printers was proving quite popular...
edit: woo FP, thankyou M.D.
(Tue 12th Aug 2003, 0:41, More)
the new range of novelty printers was proving quite popular...
edit: woo FP, thankyou M.D.
(Tue 12th Aug 2003, 0:41, More)
ladies and gentlemans, I give you .....
a pull and go rodent.....
clickness for bigness/better resness
And why not?
(Fri 7th Mar 2003, 0:21, More)
a pull and go rodent.....
clickness for bigness/better resness
And why not?
(Fri 7th Mar 2003, 0:21, More)
am i the only one
who thinks the shape of these new teeny-cars looks oddly familiar?
click for animatedness
/edit: shoved it in the compy coz it's kinda robotey
(Fri 28th Feb 2003, 19:44, More)
who thinks the shape of these new teeny-cars looks oddly familiar?
click for animatedness
/edit: shoved it in the compy coz it's kinda robotey
(Fri 28th Feb 2003, 19:44, More)
Some people wondered where he got all the penguins from...
clickness for bigness
and now we know.....
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 11:24, More)
clickness for bigness
and now we know.....
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 11:24, More)
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» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?
since you ask..
To quote my hopefully soon to be ex-wife, "It's not so much I've been sleeping with another man, more sort of....men...oh and you need to go to the STD clinic."
...meh...
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 16:22, More)
since you ask..
To quote my hopefully soon to be ex-wife, "It's not so much I've been sleeping with another man, more sort of....men...oh and you need to go to the STD clinic."
...meh...
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 16:22, More)
» Ripped Off
Saw somebody else mention GAME, so i thought i'd chip in...
Got a new graphics card for my old pc a while back and now that i could, thought i'd get Halflife 2 and give it a go, being a fan of the original. Picked up the "Game of the Year" addition box, took it to the till , they nipped off and popped the disc in...away i went all happy...got home..opened it up...no manual, no security code, the disc was the standard version not GotY and was all scratched to buggery.
Next day, took it back...obviously a mistake..they do sell pre-owned games sometimes after all...."Nah mate, can't take that....there's no manual or nuffin, it's the wrong disc and it's all scratched"
Shockingly i was less than impressed. The retard of a manager wouldnt see sense so i put in a very miffed call to their customer services who couldnt be more helpful. They couriered out a copy to the store for me to pick up the next day along with a stern telling off and very strict instructions to the manager that it was for me and me alone.
Nowadays i dont buy games from there or if i have to i make a point of opening them in the store in front of the manager to check, worth it jsut to se his face every time.
length - check
girth - check
abysmal punctuation and questionable spelling - double check.
(Thu 15th Feb 2007, 23:03, More)
Saw somebody else mention GAME, so i thought i'd chip in...
Got a new graphics card for my old pc a while back and now that i could, thought i'd get Halflife 2 and give it a go, being a fan of the original. Picked up the "Game of the Year" addition box, took it to the till , they nipped off and popped the disc in...away i went all happy...got home..opened it up...no manual, no security code, the disc was the standard version not GotY and was all scratched to buggery.
Next day, took it back...obviously a mistake..they do sell pre-owned games sometimes after all...."Nah mate, can't take that....there's no manual or nuffin, it's the wrong disc and it's all scratched"
Shockingly i was less than impressed. The retard of a manager wouldnt see sense so i put in a very miffed call to their customer services who couldnt be more helpful. They couriered out a copy to the store for me to pick up the next day along with a stern telling off and very strict instructions to the manager that it was for me and me alone.
Nowadays i dont buy games from there or if i have to i make a point of opening them in the store in front of the manager to check, worth it jsut to se his face every time.
length - check
girth - check
abysmal punctuation and questionable spelling - double check.
(Thu 15th Feb 2007, 23:03, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Not quite graffiti*, but what the hey......
*On account of the plastic tie holding the sign in place making the gap, not paint or tippex, etc
(Wed 9th May 2007, 12:26, More)
Not quite graffiti*, but what the hey......
*On account of the plastic tie holding the sign in place making the gap, not paint or tippex, etc
(Wed 9th May 2007, 12:26, More)
» Food sex
Kinda food...well....drink....in a bottle...
Some years ago, the current Mrs-Mog, was not Mrs-Mog and Mooglemania was at the end of a very unpleasant marriage...fooling around between myself and the Mrs-Mog-to-be was somewhat commonplace.. That's the scene set, begin story...
The young lady of my affection had popped over for a bit of the kinky stuff and by the end of things, was tied on all fours wanting to be pleasured with a large cold bottle of "Archers" she had espied on the shelf... well I wasn't going to say no, and so this took place....
Some hours later, the bane of my life had returned to an immaculate living room and no sign of my little sex-pot. She sat down, complained about a hard days work spending my money and took the self same bottle from the shelf.... The bottle which I had forgotten to clean... my horror turned to mind numbing amazement followed by hard-stifled hilarity as she unscrewed the cap and took a swig straight from the bottle (classy) and complained it tasted a bit odd".
Length? She says I'm more than adequate.
(Fri 7th Aug 2009, 19:39, More)
Kinda food...well....drink....in a bottle...
Some years ago, the current Mrs-Mog, was not Mrs-Mog and Mooglemania was at the end of a very unpleasant marriage...fooling around between myself and the Mrs-Mog-to-be was somewhat commonplace.. That's the scene set, begin story...
The young lady of my affection had popped over for a bit of the kinky stuff and by the end of things, was tied on all fours wanting to be pleasured with a large cold bottle of "Archers" she had espied on the shelf... well I wasn't going to say no, and so this took place....
Some hours later, the bane of my life had returned to an immaculate living room and no sign of my little sex-pot. She sat down, complained about a hard days work spending my money and took the self same bottle from the shelf.... The bottle which I had forgotten to clean... my horror turned to mind numbing amazement followed by hard-stifled hilarity as she unscrewed the cap and took a swig straight from the bottle (classy) and complained it tasted a bit odd".
Length? She says I'm more than adequate.
(Fri 7th Aug 2009, 19:39, More)
» The Police
A good friend of mine works for the constabulary
and one night, he his brother, his brother's mate and his brother's mates girlfriend went off for a trip to the local cinema, driven by said brother's mate. Part way there, mate and girlfriend pull out some not entirely 100% cigarettes and begin to smoke. The brother begins, "Can you put that out, my brother's in the car", to be told by the girlfriend, "Well, if he doesn't like it, he can f*cking get out and walk!", the reply of "It's not that, he's a police office" resulted in the offending articles vanishing out of the window so quickly and, so I'm told, one of the most carefully driven, sedate car journies in history.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 11:08, More)
A good friend of mine works for the constabulary
and one night, he his brother, his brother's mate and his brother's mates girlfriend went off for a trip to the local cinema, driven by said brother's mate. Part way there, mate and girlfriend pull out some not entirely 100% cigarettes and begin to smoke. The brother begins, "Can you put that out, my brother's in the car", to be told by the girlfriend, "Well, if he doesn't like it, he can f*cking get out and walk!", the reply of "It's not that, he's a police office" resulted in the offending articles vanishing out of the window so quickly and, so I'm told, one of the most carefully driven, sedate car journies in history.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 11:08, More)