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My housemate Sue
First ever post be gentle.

My housemate Sue always steals my shampoo and conditioner. I have started leaving little post it notes on them with swear words to ward her off. The other day her parents came round and were not happy to find the bathroom littered with post it notes with phrases like f*uk off, leave this alone you whore, and saggy minge, written all over them.
(Fri 27th Feb 2009, 9:12, More)

» Puns

This weeks QOTW
is just people telling a load of shit old jokes. Where's the originality? Where's the puns they made up themselves? If I wanted to read shit puns I'd go and get a shit jokebook.

Signed,

Not-So-Mellow-Yellow
(Tue 10th Mar 2009, 11:51, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

Losing my virginity
I was seventeen. He was older and popular. It was at a party. He laid me on the bed in my friends bedroom and put it in me. He grunted and sweated for five seconds and then rolled off.

"Is that it?" I asked.

He looked really pissed.

But he wasn't half as pissed as me.
(Thu 19th Mar 2009, 9:58, More)

» Housemates

For ages
I couldn't figure out why the mirror in the bathroom was always dirty. It had strange little marks all over it, like a fine spray of, err, something.

That was until I discovered my flatmate squeezing her zits and deposting the zit juice on the mirror.

Yuk!
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 12:49, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

My boyfriend
was so drunk once he faked his orgasm.

That made me feel pretty ashamed. Usually men just have to look at me with no cloths on and they seem to come.
(Thu 19th Mar 2009, 12:56, More)