» Bullshit and Bullshitters

When I was 8 my uncle told me he had a lightsaber....
Which he kept in the boot of his car and said he would only show me it when I was older. I believed him until a few years ago. I'm 27.
(Wed 19th Jan 2011, 1:53, More)

» Sticking it to The Man

Import Tax
While at work serving alcoholics i apparently took in a fake twenty quid note, my boss told me about it, took the twenty quid from my next pay and gave me the fake note.
Next day i had to pay twenty odd quid to the post office (import tax for a Stormtrooper rifle kit i ordered online) so i gave them the fake note.
(Thu 17th Jun 2010, 23:39, More)

» Shit Holidays

Romania
Never again, never ever again.
I was like travelling back in time except with a lot more poverty.
(Tue 19th Aug 2014, 21:34, More)