» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

Its not so much a penis story, but testicles.
And its not so much embarrassing as it is angering.


I was passed out in a tent after a lot of alcohol, and my mouth was gaping open.

Long story short, I was rudely awakened by someone dangling their salty fucking balls in my mouth.

Disgustipating.

I got him back by kicking them later, but it still didn't change the fact that earlier that morning, I had licked balls.

But the worse thing is, the absolute bastard, I got a pube stuck between my teeth.

I was livid.
I haven't spoken to him since.

EDIT: Upon doing the adequate research, I can confirm that this action is known as the salty breakfast. Well, it provided me with none of the nutrients and proteins I need for the rest of the day. Although it did give me one of my 5-a-day - Grapes! *da bum tiiiish*
(Tue 17th Mar 2009, 22:08, More)