» First World Problems

I live in Germany, I am limited to one variety of spring onions and cannot find butternut squash.
How am I supposed to follow Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstalls' recipes?!
(Thu 1st Mar 2012, 23:07, More)

» Conversation Killers

I have problems relating to people.
I was at that Fabric spinoff under the the millenium dome before it
closed attending some crappy Psy night, rather messy on rather good
MDMA I went for smoke ended up talking to yet another person wearing hemp based clothes.
I couldn't recognise his accent, so i asked him "where are you from?"
... "Israel" ... me: "oh, my dad was in the holocaust."
(Thu 12th May 2011, 14:34, More)

» Ignorance

Time
I was with my friend of years in Westminster.

She asked me what the time was, we stood within a stones throw of Big Ben.
(Thu 30th Aug 2012, 16:16, More)

» What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?

That 'AD' meant 'After Death'
It was only pointed out to me when I was 21.
(Wed 18th Jan 2012, 16:02, More)