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» Celebrities part II
and finally........
i have been attacked on two seperate occasions in two sepearate branchs of a low rent shoe shop i was once an employee of by none other than alex 'mad man' higgins.
the first time he threw a shoe at me and i had to ask him to leave (i was 15 and had no idea who he was.
the second time a couple of months later he wandered into the swinton branch and started to berate the manageress and i was told to ask him to leave.
hes got something against shoefayre
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 14:22, More)
and finally........
i have been attacked on two seperate occasions in two sepearate branchs of a low rent shoe shop i was once an employee of by none other than alex 'mad man' higgins.
the first time he threw a shoe at me and i had to ask him to leave (i was 15 and had no idea who he was.
the second time a couple of months later he wandered into the swinton branch and started to berate the manageress and i was told to ask him to leave.
hes got something against shoefayre
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 14:22, More)
» That's me on TV!
Bingo Riot
I worked in a bingo hall in sheffield a while back and there was a nightclub upstairs in the same complex.
One thursday evening there was an under 16 disco and it went a bit wrong. Two teenagers had some pop and ended up stabbing each other, they were girls by the way.
The 'bouncers' through the kids out and the mess spilled onto the main road and into the bingo carpark.
It ended up with about 150 shouty, sweary drunk young yorkshire people fighting on the car park and the police trying to keep order without battering anyone. I had watched this from behind the fire doors for an hour or so (i shoul dhave bene in the pub) and when i had had enough i went out the fire door and straight between the crowd, inadvertantly walking directly in front of the yorkshire tv reporter filming his 'piece' for the late news. he shouted 'thanks' at me and i gave him the finger, pushed some shildren over and went to the pub.
I also once had a birthday live on the radio (?) with red rose rock FM in the 80's......
(Fri 12th Jun 2009, 11:43, More)
Bingo Riot
I worked in a bingo hall in sheffield a while back and there was a nightclub upstairs in the same complex.
One thursday evening there was an under 16 disco and it went a bit wrong. Two teenagers had some pop and ended up stabbing each other, they were girls by the way.
The 'bouncers' through the kids out and the mess spilled onto the main road and into the bingo carpark.
It ended up with about 150 shouty, sweary drunk young yorkshire people fighting on the car park and the police trying to keep order without battering anyone. I had watched this from behind the fire doors for an hour or so (i shoul dhave bene in the pub) and when i had had enough i went out the fire door and straight between the crowd, inadvertantly walking directly in front of the yorkshire tv reporter filming his 'piece' for the late news. he shouted 'thanks' at me and i gave him the finger, pushed some shildren over and went to the pub.
I also once had a birthday live on the radio (?) with red rose rock FM in the 80's......
(Fri 12th Jun 2009, 11:43, More)
» Celebrities part II
Alan Carr
i once growled at alan carr in morrisons, and he went red and minced off. He looked pretty scared.
i thoguht it was hillarious.
I felt bad later after watching his live DVD as i thought it was quite good.
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 14:29, More)
Alan Carr
i once growled at alan carr in morrisons, and he went red and minced off. He looked pretty scared.
i thoguht it was hillarious.
I felt bad later after watching his live DVD as i thought it was quite good.
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 14:29, More)
» Celebrities part II
really, finally
bobby ball once told me to get out of his 'fucking' way whilst he was walking backwards along the promenade in blackpool and walked right into me.
I was starstruck to say the least.
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 14:23, More)
really, finally
bobby ball once told me to get out of his 'fucking' way whilst he was walking backwards along the promenade in blackpool and walked right into me.
I was starstruck to say the least.
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 14:23, More)
» Celebrities part II
Happy Saturday
One saturday morning i was rounding the meat isle in my local sommerfield (now a coop, ho hum!) only to see BEZ from the happy mondays and too many drugs fame picking upo some milk.
Being a fan of the drugs (and the mondays) my brain kicked into gear and the words 'bez' escaped from my mouth.
Thus followed a rather awkward few moments as he turned to me and asked what i wanted.....
Pointing out that i had met him ten years before and that he had signed my ex's tits at the time wasnt met with nay recognition, he just pointed out 'it was a long time ago and i cant remember any of that'
that'll be the drugs then.
i also once hit ian bothams son in a ball pool, (well he said he was ian bothams son, and thats not why i tumped him, he was at the time putting all the balls on his side of the pool. A ball pool without any balls is a hole. Like being ian bothams son gives you the right to comandear all the balls!?)
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 14:15, More)
Happy Saturday
One saturday morning i was rounding the meat isle in my local sommerfield (now a coop, ho hum!) only to see BEZ from the happy mondays and too many drugs fame picking upo some milk.
Being a fan of the drugs (and the mondays) my brain kicked into gear and the words 'bez' escaped from my mouth.
Thus followed a rather awkward few moments as he turned to me and asked what i wanted.....
Pointing out that i had met him ten years before and that he had signed my ex's tits at the time wasnt met with nay recognition, he just pointed out 'it was a long time ago and i cant remember any of that'
that'll be the drugs then.
i also once hit ian bothams son in a ball pool, (well he said he was ian bothams son, and thats not why i tumped him, he was at the time putting all the balls on his side of the pool. A ball pool without any balls is a hole. Like being ian bothams son gives you the right to comandear all the balls!?)
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 14:15, More)