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I just want to bite things







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the fang-toothed imp

(Sun 28th Sep 2003, 20:10, More)

Must be the way he tells 'em


yaaay. FP!!
(Wed 11th Jun 2003, 22:54, More)

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» Lies Your Parents Told You

My girlfriend's family
used to lie to her all the time.
Her dad told her that he used to collect his farts in jars and label them.
He said that he once flew in a plane over the Eiffel Tower and they flew so low that he stuck his bum out the door and scratched it on the top.

Her brother-in-law insisted that he had a plastic knee and then would remain stoic and straight-faced while she smacked him on the knee with the heaviest object she could find.
Her brother used to "swallow" his silver chain and then "regurgitate" it. she'd go mad trying to work out how he'd done it.
(Fri 23rd Jan 2004, 15:39, More)