» Drunk Parents

My Dad once said to me
"Son, I'm not disappointed in you and I know you try your best, but I'd had a lot to drink that night and I think the alcohol killed off all the good 'uns."
(Mon 28th Feb 2011, 12:20, More)

» World of Random

With the recent BBQ summer
heatwave in blighty I ended up outside reading a book. Sat under the shade of a tree I was reading away when suddenly I noticed a little kid had wandered over and was now stood in front of me. I looked up, she smiled and said "have a nice day", handed me a daisy and then toodled off back to her parents.
(Wed 27th Apr 2011, 18:35, More)

» Breasts

Why I like Breasts
GATCAATGAGGTGGACACCAGAGGCGGGGACTTGTAAATAACACTGGGCTGTAGGAGTGA
TGGGGTTCACCTCTAATTCTAAGATGGCTAGATAATGCATCTTTCAGGGTTGTGCTTCTA
TCTAGAAGGTAGAGCTGTGGTCGTTCAATAAAAGTCCTCAAGAGGTTGGTTAATACGCAT
GTTTAATAGTACAGTATGGTGACTATAGTCAACAATAATTTATTGTACATTTTTAAATAG
CTAGAAGAAAAGCATTGGGAAGTTTCCAACATGAAGAAAAGATAAATGGTCAAGGGAATG
GATATCCTAATTACCCTGATTTGATCATTATGCATTATATACATGAATCAAAATATCACA
CATACCTTCAAACTATGTACAAATATTATATACCAATAAAAAATCATCATCATCATCTCC
ATCATCACCACCCTCCTCCTCATCACCACCAGCATCACCACCATCATCACCACCACCATC
ATCACCACCACCACTGCCATCATCATCACCACCACTGTGCCATCATCATCACCACCACTG
TCATTATCACCACCACCATCATCACCAACACCACTGCCATCGTCATCACCACCACTGTCA
TTATCACCACCACCATCACCAACATCACCACCACCATTATCACCACCATCAACACCACCA
CCCCCATCATCATCATCACTACTACCATCATTACCAGCACCACCACCACTATCACCACCA
CCACCACAATCACCATCACCACTATCATCAACATCATCACTACCACCATCACCAACACCA
CCATCATTATCACCACCACCACCATCACCAACATCACCACCATCATCATCACCACCATCA
CCAAGACCATCATCATCACCATCACCACCAACATCACCACCATCACCAACACCACCATCA
CCACCACCACCACCATCATCACCACCACCACCATCATCATCACCACCACCGCCATCATCA
TCGCCACCACCATGACCACCACCATCACAACCATCACCACCATCACAACCACCATCATCA
CTATCGCTATCACCACCATCACCATTACCACCACCATTACTACAACCATGACCATCACCA
CCATCACCACCACCATCACAACGATCACCATCACAGCCACCATCATCACCACCACCACCA
CCACCATCACCATCAAACCATCGGCATTATTATTTTTTTAGAATTTTGTTGGGATTCAGT
ATCTGCCAAGATACCCATTCTTAAAACATGAAAAAGCAGCTGACCCTCCTGTGGCCCCCT
TTTTGGGCAGTCATTGCAGGACCTCATCCCCAAGCAGCAGCTCTGGTGGCATACAGGCAA
CCCACCACCAAGGTAGAGGGTAATTGAGCAGAAAAGCCACTTCCTCCAGCAGTTCCCTGT
CTGAGCTGCTGTCCTTGGACTTGAAGAAGCTTCTGGAACATGCTGGGGAGGAAGGAAGAC
ATTTCACTTATTGAGTGGCCTGATGCAGAACAGAGACCCAGCTGGTTCACTCTAGTTCGG
ACTAAAACTCACCCCTGTCTATAAGCATCAGCCTCGGCAGGATGCATTTCACATTTGTGA
TCTCATTTAACCTCCACAAAGACCCAGAAGGGTTGGTAACATTATCATACCTAGGCCTAC
TATTTTAAAAATCTAACACCCATGCAGCCCGGGCACTGAAGTGGAGGCTGGCCACGGAGA
GAGCCAGGCAATCACTGGCTTTTCCTTAGACAGAGAGCTGGTTCCTAGGAGAAGAAGCTC
CAGGCTGGGGTCCAGGCTATGACCCAACTGTTCAGTTTTGCAACATCCAGCATGGCTGCC
TGATCAGGGGTGCATATGTCAGAGGAGCCTTCAGCTGGGAAGTGCTGACAAATGACCCAG
ACCTGACCTGCCCGATGCCAAGGCCTCCTTTAGTACATCCCATGGAGGACACTTGAGACA
AAGTCACAGCTCAGCCCGTTGATTTCCCATGCTCTGACTGTGCGGTGCAGCAGGACCCCT
AGCAGGCAGCATGTGTTCAAGGCAGCGATATCCAAATGCTATGAATTGCTGTCCTGATGG
(Fri 7th May 2010, 19:41, More)

» Good Advice

Do you like to go to the cinema?
Then switch your bloody phone off
(Sun 23rd May 2010, 1:01, More)

» Good Advice

Advice given to me by my pappy on my wedding day

Get yerself a shed
(Fri 21st May 2010, 15:57, More)