» Breasts

First
. . Itty bitty titties
()() Little breasts
(.)(.) Nice breasts
(o)(o) Perfect breasts
(D)(D) Bullets
(O)(O) Handful breasts
(~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts
\o/.\o/ Grandma's breasts
[o][o] Breasts during a mammogram
* ^ * Flat chest
(+0(+0) Fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) High nipple breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
oo A cups
{O}{O} D cups
(^)(^) Cold breasts
(Thu 6th May 2010, 13:22, More)

» Narrow Escapes

fourth
I once got caught by my wife with another woman. It was a narrow escape, because if she had not of caught me, I'd still be with her. Phew.
(True story)
(Thu 19th Aug 2010, 12:37, More)

» Sex Toys

2nd
As we all know sex was invented in the '60's - somewhere in California according to the BBC. Since then there have been numerous attempts to improve on it.

For instance, I once bought one of those packs of Johnnies that came with a rubberized ring and had a small oscillator in it. I can't say it made it any better, and I notice that Durex have moved onto other faddy novelties.

I reckon that it really is fun enough as is - it does not need any extra trimmings to make it 'better'.
(Thu 17th May 2012, 12:38, More)

» Failed Dreams

First
Once appearing first on here was a sign of something.

Now it means you are the only person to visit the page on the day
(Wed 17th Aug 2016, 14:06, More)

» Heroes and villains of 2011

Hero has to be Kim Jong-il
For inspiring so many so many award winning piety performances.
(Thu 29th Dec 2011, 15:49, More)