Profile for curry monster:
Hello everybody. I like curry, I like more curry and I also like beer - proper beer mind you. I like beer so much that I have been a pub landlord for over 10 years
I am short and hairy and smell slightly of meringue. Hobbies include inserting 'flange' into sentences and eating flange curry.
I used to be good a tattyslapping, now I am not - I also lost all my "HILARIOUS" pictures so you will have to take my word for it!
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Hello everybody. I like curry, I like more curry and I also like beer - proper beer mind you. I like beer so much that I have been a pub landlord for over 10 years
I am short and hairy and smell slightly of meringue. Hobbies include inserting 'flange' into sentences and eating flange curry.
I used to be good a tattyslapping, now I am not - I also lost all my "HILARIOUS" pictures so you will have to take my word for it!
Recent front page messages:
Please only go to registered jedi acupuncturists
else you might fall to the dark side!
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 12:43, More)
else you might fall to the dark side!
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 12:43, More)
"Where's Wally - South Pole Edition"
Was deemed too easy during the product testing stage.
Shame coz I still can't see him?
(Mon 22nd Mar 2004, 20:42, More)
Was deemed too easy during the product testing stage.
Shame coz I still can't see him?
(Mon 22nd Mar 2004, 20:42, More)
Cyborg-chainsaw-Swan doesn't just break your arm
he chops off your legs!
(Mon 7th Apr 2003, 15:17, More)
he chops off your legs!
(Mon 7th Apr 2003, 15:17, More)
the lizards had tried to catch the same fly when the accident happened
(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 23:27, More)
(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 23:27, More)
Enterprising Cheetahs could earn a spare quid off Safari goers
click pic for biggererer
(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 18:38, More)
click pic for biggererer
(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 18:38, More)
It got pretty boring on the plains sometimes
waiting for something to die.
click for full size
(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 12:02, More)
waiting for something to die.
click for full size
(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 12:02, More)
The monster came back, as foretold in the prophecy
And this time, they were ready!
(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 0:01, More)
And this time, they were ready!
(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 0:01, More)
Steve was stunned to find this book at his girlfriend's house!
And was even more disturbed when he read it.
Steve decided that being a virgin was cool!
(Wed 5th Feb 2003, 15:14, More)
And was even more disturbed when he read it.
Steve decided that being a virgin was cool!
(Wed 5th Feb 2003, 15:14, More)
"This is Yellow Leader - preparing for torpedo run"
Bigger & Better
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 14:33, More)
Bigger & Better
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 14:33, More)
The banana airforce - keeping the skies safe for fruits
Click for biggererer
or herbs if you are pedantique :)
(Mon 27th Jan 2003, 0:17, More)
Click for biggererer
or herbs if you are pedantique :)
(Mon 27th Jan 2003, 0:17, More)
This scene was cut from Lock Stock
after Dexter Fletcher got confused and thought he was back in Press Gang.
it says press on his hat - honest!
(Wed 22nd Jan 2003, 13:23, More)
after Dexter Fletcher got confused and thought he was back in Press Gang.
it says press on his hat - honest!
(Wed 22nd Jan 2003, 13:23, More)
Ever since a nasty polar bear stole their Playstation
the young penguins had to make do with Swingball.
(Mon 20th Jan 2003, 11:05, More)
the young penguins had to make do with Swingball.
(Mon 20th Jan 2003, 11:05, More)
Word on the grapevine was that the Fishmongers
had a half-price sale on for fish-heads!
(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 15:22, More)
had a half-price sale on for fish-heads!
(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 15:22, More)
As Gerald's grip began to falter
he desperately tried to remember exactly how many lives he had used up.
(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 12:43, More)
he desperately tried to remember exactly how many lives he had used up.
(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 12:43, More)
She could never decide which one she preferred
Her friends suspected she might be bisatchel.
/surrenders to pun police for the good of everybody
(Thu 9th Jan 2003, 13:23, More)
Her friends suspected she might be bisatchel.
/surrenders to pun police for the good of everybody
(Thu 9th Jan 2003, 13:23, More)
Extreme Sports for the hard of hearing - number 1 of 2
After getting to the top of the cliff he couldn't wait to leap off and try his hand at Parrot-gliding
(Fri 3rd Jan 2003, 19:37, More)
After getting to the top of the cliff he couldn't wait to leap off and try his hand at Parrot-gliding
(Fri 3rd Jan 2003, 19:37, More)
Fed up of going home alone
after previous new year's eve parties, the proboscis monkey was really making an effort this year.
(Mon 30th Dec 2002, 19:44, More)
after previous new year's eve parties, the proboscis monkey was really making an effort this year.
(Mon 30th Dec 2002, 19:44, More)
It had been a good hiding place
Jabba never thought to look there, and Darth Vader avoided Brighton at all costs. But the recent structural damage meant that it was time to leave.
Thanks to Vulga for pic, and MartinH for inspiration :)
(Sun 29th Dec 2002, 18:53, More)
Jabba never thought to look there, and Darth Vader avoided Brighton at all costs. But the recent structural damage meant that it was time to leave.
Thanks to Vulga for pic, and MartinH for inspiration :)
(Sun 29th Dec 2002, 18:53, More)
Ring Tailed Lemurs didn't like
being used as party tricks for gophers.
(Sun 22nd Dec 2002, 1:19, More)
being used as party tricks for gophers.
(Sun 22nd Dec 2002, 1:19, More)
Chi-Chi dreamt of being a pirate
and chasing down fat dutch merchantmen around the spanish main, laden with bullion and pieces of eight! and saying "yarrr" a lot.
I'm still upset that I missed pirate day on the board :(
(Thu 12th Dec 2002, 13:50, More)
and chasing down fat dutch merchantmen around the spanish main, laden with bullion and pieces of eight! and saying "yarrr" a lot.
I'm still upset that I missed pirate day on the board :(
(Thu 12th Dec 2002, 13:50, More)
5..err 3.. umm 2..12..1.. coming, ready or not!
The animals love hide and seek - but were not very good unfortunately
(Mon 9th Dec 2002, 21:47, More)
The animals love hide and seek - but were not very good unfortunately
(Mon 9th Dec 2002, 21:47, More)
Size matters not.
Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.
(Sun 24th Nov 2002, 13:20, More)
Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.
(Sun 24th Nov 2002, 13:20, More)
Forget Pumpkins!
Peas are going to be the big thing next Halloween!
Clicky for biggy!
(Sat 23rd Nov 2002, 21:20, More)
Peas are going to be the big thing next Halloween!
Clicky for biggy!
(Sat 23rd Nov 2002, 21:20, More)
Adopted into the Paduang Hill Tribe as a youngster
She found that being the world's only "Giraffe-Koala" helped her reach the eucalyptus leaves on higher branches.
(Wed 20th Nov 2002, 23:33, More)
She found that being the world's only "Giraffe-Koala" helped her reach the eucalyptus leaves on higher branches.
(Wed 20th Nov 2002, 23:33, More)
The other groundhogs soon regretted
getting Ian the novelty trumpet.
too late/tired/lazy to animate
(Mon 18th Nov 2002, 23:01, More)
getting Ian the novelty trumpet.
too late/tired/lazy to animate
(Mon 18th Nov 2002, 23:01, More)
The best thing about
making pygmy heffalump curry, is that until the water starts boiling, the heffalump actually thinks the whole thing is great fun, like a bath or something!
(Wed 9th Oct 2002, 15:32, More)
making pygmy heffalump curry, is that until the water starts boiling, the heffalump actually thinks the whole thing is great fun, like a bath or something!
(Wed 9th Oct 2002, 15:32, More)
Nigel was doing 'OK' at
the coasteering until, against all his training and advice, he foolishly looked down!
(Mon 16th Sep 2002, 17:55, More)
the coasteering until, against all his training and advice, he foolishly looked down!
(Mon 16th Sep 2002, 17:55, More)
She couldn't help but get
nervous when it was time to breast feed young Igor
(Thu 29th Aug 2002, 13:03, More)
nervous when it was time to breast feed young Igor
(Thu 29th Aug 2002, 13:03, More)
Been shockingly lazy lately
and haven't done any animated gifs. So here is one - which felt strangely satisfying to make :-)
(Thu 29th Aug 2002, 12:06, More)
and haven't done any animated gifs. So here is one - which felt strangely satisfying to make :-)
(Thu 29th Aug 2002, 12:06, More)
Chip Fluffkowitz
3 times world waterski-champion and stunt hamster.
(Mon 19th Aug 2002, 12:41, More)
3 times world waterski-champion and stunt hamster.
(Mon 19th Aug 2002, 12:41, More)
Right, I have been here
quite some time now, and I think I have finally got the hang of Potatoshopping kittens?
(Fri 16th Aug 2002, 17:03, More)
quite some time now, and I think I have finally got the hang of Potatoshopping kittens?
(Fri 16th Aug 2002, 17:03, More)
This was one practical joke
that was about to go terribly and tragically wrong for the young gerbils!
(Sun 11th Aug 2002, 19:15, More)
that was about to go terribly and tragically wrong for the young gerbils!
(Sun 11th Aug 2002, 19:15, More)
I'm not too sure about
my cat's new look?
However he thinks he looks pretty smart
(Mon 29th Jul 2002, 20:28, More)
my cat's new look?
However he thinks he looks pretty smart
(Mon 29th Jul 2002, 20:28, More)
cant think of anything funny...
But he looks like he is having a nice time
(Mon 22nd Jul 2002, 22:51, More)
But he looks like he is having a nice time
(Mon 22nd Jul 2002, 22:51, More)
Meerkats loved tennis
but were unfortunately not evolutionarily advanced enough, to know when to duck!
(Mon 22nd Jul 2002, 20:27, More)
but were unfortunately not evolutionarily advanced enough, to know when to duck!
(Mon 22nd Jul 2002, 20:27, More)
despite an inspired choice
of tune, and above-average singing, the kittens were quickly disqualified from the Barbershop Quartet championships, as they were too stupid to count.
thanks to Vulga for hosting
(Wed 10th Jul 2002, 18:28, More)
of tune, and above-average singing, the kittens were quickly disqualified from the Barbershop Quartet championships, as they were too stupid to count.
thanks to Vulga for hosting
(Wed 10th Jul 2002, 18:28, More)
I'd buy it
I was going to do "draw your own genitalia" but that would have been rude!
(Fri 21st Jun 2002, 13:08, More)
I was going to do "draw your own genitalia" but that would have been rude!
(Fri 21st Jun 2002, 13:08, More)
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