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Doctor Who's on first?
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BINS
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Hold your nerve.
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These are just simple gnomes, looking for simple homes.
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...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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Wanky wank wank wank wank wank






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Prime Miniature Rishi Sunak

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Saucy cyborgs!

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Four candles.

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PERMANENTLY BREAKING NEWS

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A box I made using green Rizla gums.


God this boxes challenge is shit, and so's my phone camera.

This box was made by covering a matchbox with the gummed strips of green Rizla papers in a lattice, then cutting the lid, removing the matchbox, then adding a few more gum strips to smooth over the cut edges.

A vaguely planned future attempt shall utilise some sort of Rizla-based catch or clasp, and possibly even a drawer.

I know I have no life, but neither do you, so here we are. I made a box. You're reading about it.

Too brown version
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» Public Nudity

I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
He was stark naked except for a heavy overcoat, a scarf, suit trousers and shoes. He could have been wearing more clothes underneath, I don't know.
(Fri 18th Jul 2014, 1:51, More)

» More Terrible Hotels

I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
I was on my way to a hotel at the time, I think it was a Premier Inn or something like that. It was fine.
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» Little Moments of Joy

I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.

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» Little Victories II

I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.

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» Class

I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
He used to do jokes about the class system in the 80s.
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