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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

My scouse uncle does greengrocery deliveries in Shoreditch
He doesn't have a van.
He does avocado.
(Tue 8th May 2018, 13:59, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

My mum made me do bell ringing at the church when I was a kid.
One day, when alone in the bell tower, I dropped my trousers and wrapped the rope round my nob for a laugh.

The vicar came in and tolled me off.
(Wed 8th Aug 2018, 11:00, More)

» The Meaning Of Giff

Painswick
The entirely superfluous field on a webpage, dedicated to the re-confirmation of an email address.
(Sat 12th May 2018, 9:10, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I ordered some horse manure over the phone.
The girl taking my order said excitedly that I qualified for free shipping.

I curtly told her that means shit to me.
(Tue 8th May 2018, 18:00, More)