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Ok then I'll slag off sir Keir,
Of my vote, he ain't gettin' near.
He'll take a right winger,
He must be a swinger,
And she likes it best up her rear!
(Tue 28th May 2024, 23:20, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Is political humour allowed,
Or will I end up disavowed?
If I take the pish,
Out of the Rish,
And cry out that he's not well endowed!
(Tue 28th May 2024, 22:45, More)

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I say I say I say...
Why are the two main political parties called Conservative and Labour?
Ans: How else do you tell them apart! Boom boom!
(Sat 25th May 2024, 17:16, More)

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But when it had an orgasm, was it just bee-coming?
And what did Sting make o' that!?
(Mon 6th May 2024, 15:14, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Frodo told the bee to just 'fuck off out of it!'
Which stung Sting to hear such a thing!
(Sun 5th May 2024, 13:05, More)