Here is one I wrote 10 years or so ago
which would have been more suited to the 70s/80s. And as a homophonic pun works better said out loud.

I went to the library the other day and asked if they had any books on the famous French submariner and film maker Jacques Cousteau.

The assistant said "I don't know. Have you tried looking under C?"
(Dan Gordon, Fri 3 May 2024, 23:27, Reply)

A bee was stunned when stung by Sting, while on a stang, and it stung.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2024, 16:17, Reply)

An aliteration allowing an exception?
Except every example each evidences epic environmental extrication eventually.
(Mr Science (he's always got to be right!), Fri 3 May 2024, 14:27, Reply)

Sting was perching on a stang while stung by Frodo's stunning Sting.

(Mr Science (he's always got to be right!), Fri 3 May 2024, 14:22, Reply)

Sting was stunned when a bee’s sting was stopped by Frodo’s Sting.
That would have stung.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2024, 13:57, Reply)

The use of stang stung Sting's bee.

(Mr Science (he's always got to be right!), Fri 3 May 2024, 12:12, Reply)

A bee stung Sting and it stang.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2024, 5:07, Reply)

Will This Do? (Collated AI Anecdotes Generated by Other People)
"by" Rob Manuel
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 2 May 2024, 16:06, Reply)

It's bad, it's a bit of a joke, and there's an apology embedded - does that fit the criteria?
Are lymericks allowed?
I've one of which I'm proud.
But I do worry,
And should say sorry,
It's not too well endowed!
(Mr Science (he's always got to be right!), Thu 2 May 2024, 12:51, Reply)

How do you get Pikachu on to a bus?
You poke him on.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 May 2024, 10:17, Reply)

What's brown and tastes like dog shit?
Wolf shit
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 22:33, Reply)

An Analysis of Skepticism in the West Country
by Chinery Khan
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 6:13, Reply)

Serotonin and Melotonin
by Brian Chemicals
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 17:32, 2 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

Brain Chemicals
By Sir O'Tonin and Mel O'Tonin
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:16, 1 reply, 5 days ago)

Brain Chemicals
by Sarah Tonin and Mel R. Tonin
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 22:53, 5 replies, latest was 5 days ago)

What is b3ta's favourite Japanese curry comeback charity?
The Katsu Revival Trust.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 25 Apr 2024, 18:43, Reply)

This Means Nothing to Me
by Harvey Enner
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 20:39, Reply)

I Can't Find My Hat
by Sonia Head
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 15:08, 1 reply, 1 week ago)

Did ya hear feldspar, quartz, and mica stopped hanging out together?
They got tired of being taken for granite
(FrenchBoast, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 7:36, 1 reply, 4 days ago)

Soothing Jingles
By Boa-ding Winchymes
(FrenchBoast, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 7:20, Reply)

The Perfect Swing (A Guide To Golfing)
By Chip Shot
(FrenchBoast, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 7:18, Reply)

Burying The Dead In A Mound And You
By Tom U.Luss
(FrenchBoast, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 7:17, Reply)

"Taking on the Hooligans"
by Ewan Husami
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:19, Reply)

"The Close Race"
by Jocelyn Forfhurst
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:11, Reply)

How is b3ta like poo ?
They’re both shit.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 1:27, Reply)

What's the dullest square on a chessboard?
F1
(Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 20 Apr 2024, 22:57, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

Cooking Pasta The Right Way
By Al Dente
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 20 Apr 2024, 8:16, Reply)

Quick Yoga Lunch Ideas
By Om Lette
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:06, Reply)

Inflammatory conditions of the scrotum, by Prof. A. K. Bullocks

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:55, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

Songs from Mary Poppins
by Sue Percalifragilisticexpialidocious
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 15:29, Reply)