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[challenge entry] For God's sake, they're BABIES!!


I'm sick of everyone giving me that look and muttering about 'kitten substitutes'...

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)
# hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:02, archived)
# The look on the rightmost child
made me snort.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# He has a startling
resemblance to Mr Bongo.

www.yougotspotted.com/-1-350-K-702.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# OH MY GOD
It's him, it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# put a hawaiian shirt on him
and they could be twins
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# We must stop this
evil!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I'll whip
out my MKII Firestrike Bongo Guns.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)
# just give him
a lurid shirt and a load of booze
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Aw look at em.
Do they catch mice?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Arf!
Arf! Arf! Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha!
With your posts, you are really brightening the board today DPK. I think I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# so what are you
so afraid of?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)
# he's afraid that he's not sure of
a love there is no cure for...

and Tomsk, of course
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Tomsk
is a ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# that would explain
why I've still to meet him, despite his obvious attendance last week - he must have been hiding, ready to flip out.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)
# A thin
Ninja of Love?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)
# That, coupled with your username,
is more Red Meat than I expect on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Cor
I haven't looked at Red Meat in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Even with all these goatse posts?
There's a roll-your-own Red Meat site at www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/ for even more Max Cannon style pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:15, archived)
# my unicorn
is still wearing her FNOL sticker.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Of course,
all the kids will be wanting them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)
# have you got
any evidence to back that up?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# yes.
But I can't tell you. He might flip out if I did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)
# how cute!
well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I hope
they're house trained
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Not yet.
It takes years with those little buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Not if you use
a litter tray though.
(Amerella, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)
# they shouldn't
be allowed in the house anyway.

and I hope you've had them defingered so they can't climb on anything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# And you must get them neutered.
Bwahahahahhah!
(Amerella, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
Yes very good!

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)
# me
likey that.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Damn that's funny
Doc.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# *grin*
that is excellent, nice reversal!

(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# whys the one on the left
got an antenna coming out its head?
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# she hasn't.
Stop it, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:20, archived)