Blended, yes
feet first, yes. But not to death. Hands next. So she would have to rely on the good will of others.
Then give her an evil monkey as a butler, like in Malcolm in the Middle or Family Guy.
Finally, turn her into a reality show where we all vote on the next horrible thing the monkey does.
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The solution to people getting a kick out of sick torture, then, is:
people getting a kick out of sick torturers being tortured sickly. Gotcha.
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Torturing humans is less morally reprehensible than torturing animals.
So torturing animal torturers needs no further justification.
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It's still pretty bad, therefore we need to torture the torturers of animal torturers
then perhaps get the original animal torturers to torture them, otherwise we'll be here all night, you don't want to rush torture
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They'll need to have some kind of disability torture aids to make up for their lack of hands and feet.
I suppose you could give them prosthetic blenders.
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Yes.
For further clarification, read 'On the Uses of Torture' by Piers Anthony
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To the pain!
"Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
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