Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Such disturbing memoriesA lad I knew in college called keiron decided at a friends party to inbibe enough alcohol so that the term "beer goggles" became an understatement.
The host of the party had an apparently attractive alsatian who he decided to french kiss after the aforementioned mutt had been licking its testicular regions.
We all thought "ok, thats a bit much" and put the dog outside.
Cue keiron chasing the poor animal around the garden for a good twenty minutes before falling over his own flailing feet.
However, even with his obviously incredibly low standards, he managed to pull another "stunner" that evening. Facially she was ok(ish) but her physique was rather nasty.
Somehow she hadn't seen all of the "dogging" incidents, and proceeded to get off with him.
The most disturbing thing we heard coming from the spare room later on was "faster, faster, oooh oooh!!"
We were trying to work out if the alsatian had got back in for a good 30 seconds before he reached the vinegar strokes and paraded himself downstairs with a rapidly wilting turgid dick proclaiming "I just got wanked off"
The dog by this point was at the window. We all reckon he looked cheated.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 11:23, Reply)
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