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We asked b3ta readers to scour the Internet for people with silly names. The following list is the result, a tribute to those with the most thrillingly daft names on the web. We salute them all.

Lisa Minge, Gynecologist

Dick Hymen

Wan Kin Too, alumnus of Wah Yan College, Hong Kong

Gay Search, Radio Times Gardening Editor

Dong Suk Yuk
Speech Information Processing Laboratory,
Department of Computer Science, Korea University

Cory Butz, Associate Professor
Department of Computer Science
University of Regina

André L. Tits
Professor, Electrical Engineering and the Institute for Systems Research

Councillor Barrie Mycock - Churnet Valley

Mitch Gaylord, Olympic Gymnast

Welcome Bender
Department of Biological Chemistry and Molecular Pharmacology

Yvan Le Bolloc'h, Actor.

Randy Bumgardner, software developer and blogger.

Yolanda Squatpump, make-up artist, The Usual Suspects

While these are just some our favourites, we'd also like to mention the following beautifully named people:

Terry Tuby, Anel Smutts, Richard Sheath, Edwardo Bastardo, Waqar A Butt, Suzanne J Cockaday, Ricardo Cunto, Beat Dick, Randy L Fackler, Tory S Gaylord, John Knoblock, Francisco Ponce, Porntip Pornpakdeewatana, Willam T Ristoff, Timothy Titcomb, Dick Woodcraft, Wankyu Choi, Ladislav Fuks, Spunk Ichiban, Dr Murat Kunt, Larry Poos, JJ Prick, Winifred Slagg, Martin Wank, Thomas Wanker, William Paul Wanker, Dick Fokker, Quim Boix, Sean Biggerstaff, Gay Head, Gaye Pope, Randy Duck, Randy Gaylord, Randy Ringer, Lord and Lady Bastard, Roger Bumpass, Skip Collector and Dong Dong Dong.

Thanks to all the b3tans who contributed names. You'll find some more fine examples here, courtesy of Rusty Shackleford.

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