Well it's goodnight from me..........


HAve a good w/end
( claptonista the idiot boy.., Fri 9 May, 17:41, Reply)

good weekend...!
have some more ronnies..

( glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May, 17:42, Reply)

both pics (clap's and glubglub's)
are Ace!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Jack Hargreaves, The Old Count...! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May, 17:43, Reply)

His trusted sidekick

(Bela Lugosi's Dad disgraced himself on, Fri 9 May, 17:31, Reply)

haha!
the perfect woman.
*jumps on shoulders*
( mr spoons, Fri 9 May, 17:34, Reply)

hahaha
:)
( Rev. Jesse. Enjoying Smallville and having a Shpedoinkle Day!!, Fri 9 May, 17:40, Reply)

hehe..
Dempsey and Greenpeace

( glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May, 17:40, Reply)

Outta my way Kirk!

(Guff McFlange Exercise gives you AIDS - Jogging... Bad AIDS., Fri 9 May, 17:43, Reply)

'ning all

( Tom O'Bedlam You say apocalypse, I say Fuck Yes., Fri 9 May, 17:21, Reply)

That's very Pythonesque :D
Woo!
( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 9 May, 17:24, Reply)

cheers muchly

( Tom O'Bedlam You say apocalypse, I say Fuck Yes., Fri 9 May, 17:30, Reply)

YARRR!

( Sonic James Doom Has obliterated 5K, next up, 10K!, Fri 9 May, 17:25, Reply)

avast, ye scurvy dogs,
sub-prime off the starboard bow!
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 9 May, 17:25, Reply)

Fantastic!
Now find out the best way to get bill money from shit flatmates.
( We are the lemon Last attacked an L-plater on, Fri 9 May, 17:26, Reply)

i'm trying to the same thing at the moment. i'm breaking out the cricket bat next.
or take a cutlass to the bastards
( Tom O'Bedlam You say apocalypse, I say Fuck Yes., Fri 9 May, 17:28, Reply)

Cricket bats are to be feared.
I just finished knocking in and oiling my new one.
( We are the lemon Last attacked an L-plater on, Fri 9 May, 17:38, Reply)

Ahhh, the sound of nose cartilidge on willow.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 9 May, 17:50, Reply)

Got home interent?
ask if they have internet banking, and when they say yes take them in there and make them set you up as a transfer target and send the money.
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 9 May, 17:29, Reply)

Good plan that man.
I think at least two of them will, the other probably wont though.
( We are the lemon Last attacked an L-plater on, Fri 9 May, 17:37, Reply)

Hang 'em from the yardarm.

(The Alchemist is playing foldit, Fri 9 May, 17:39, Reply)

Threaten them with violence.
no punch them then threaten them with further violence and explain that the violence will incur daily interest.
( Pasanonic knows your secret, Fri 9 May, 17:39, Reply)

Woo
*click*
(Bela Lugosi's Dad disgraced himself on, Fri 9 May, 17:32, Reply)

Does he sail the accountant-sea

(Guff McFlange Exercise gives you AIDS - Jogging... Bad AIDS., Fri 9 May, 17:33, Reply)

Lend me 100,000 doubloons
at 5%





/bargain
(MadManGrr I'll laugh if you laugh, Fri 9 May, 17:33, Reply)

Oddly I've read two books about an accountant who lives on a pirate ship
tallying their booty.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 9 May, 17:48, Reply)

Alienscape

My first render using Bryce. . .
(TheOther wants to be ridden like seabiscuit, Fri 9 May, 17:01, Reply)

Oooh this reminds me of the Cell.
The Cell? Is that what I mean?

Beautiful movie with Jennifer Lopez in it, but never mind.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:03, Reply)

yenifer lopay!

( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:06, Reply)

Jennifer lopez revived her carrer by taking the first letter of her
First name and first two lettes of her last name

Do you think Pete Docherty could do the same?
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:08, Reply)

pffft

( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)

pffftjynx

( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:10, Reply)

can you unjynx me now please
( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)

Unctuous

(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:17, Reply)

how
you're too far away to punch

I officially deputise the nearest person to you to punch you and break the jynx.
( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:17, Reply)

blimey
we just had to say a person's name


psst, it's spelt jinx
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 9 May, 17:21, Reply)

Gin x

(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:24, Reply)

i wasn't liked at school
they told me these were the rules.
( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:25, Reply)

fair enough
*punches*
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 9 May, 17:31, Reply)

pfffft

( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)

ete cherty? I don't get it

( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 9 May, 17:13, Reply)

YES
She wears a lovely headpiece in it. Hang on.


www.imdb.com/media/rm2505480448/tt0209958

It really is a gorgeous film.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:08, Reply)

You sure that's not catherine deane?
Unexpected Horse tho
So woo
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:10, Reply)

hmm
is it good enough that you are not annoyed by her for the whole thing?
( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:11, Reply)

Yes.
Well, I think so. It really is glorious.

Here you go, another one.

www.imdb.com/media/rm2320931072/tt0209958

not her though. Seriously, watch it. At least the once.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:12, Reply)

hmm
Maybe i will.
( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:13, Reply)

It's worth it for the cinematography alone.
It's visually GLORIOUS.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:14, Reply)

I would thereby recommend that you watch
The Fountain

edit:
www.imdb.com/media/rm3923941632/tt0414993
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)

Which can fuck off.
I couldn't get into it at all. Hugh Jackman bores the shit out of me and as pretty as she is, Rachel Weisz's lack of talent screws every movie she's in, even if they're shit to begin with.

Prime example of fucking your way into a career if ever I saw one.


IMO obviously.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:18, Reply)

I loved it lots.
Admittedly I'm the only person I know who did, but LOTS.
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 9 May, 17:19, Reply)

Watch Casshern.
Seriously.


Right, I'm really leaving now.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)

Gah, Casshern?
It's a pile of arse.
The directing and editing in the fights scenes is unmitigated tosh that loses any sense of danger/physicality and the plot is not so much complex" as "badly told".

I'd expected a lot from that film and was left feeling it had been half-finished by people incompetent to do it justice.
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 9 May, 17:27, Reply)

god that was boring
pretty, but no plot or tension at all. really none.
( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 9 May, 17:29, Reply)

I liked about a boy
Saved by Huge I suppose
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)

I like most Hugh films.
Don't fancy him though.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)

LIES
considering how good the book is they really fucked that up,

although rachel weisz is good as the dumb fucker in constantine
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 9 May, 17:35, Reply)

God that was worse than The Cell.
Hugh Jackman crying all the time, while floating around in space on a tree in a bubble.

I've seen some crap movies, I really have.
(The Alchemist is playing foldit, Fri 9 May, 17:19, Reply)

here's a tip:
try watching some good ones, it's often more fun!

(or you could be like me and have low standards, thereby improving every film you watch)
( Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Fri 9 May, 17:28, Reply)

!
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61839/1208354351/1001407.JPG
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:14, Reply)

Oh my.
I used to have two of those.

Less hairy though.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:15, Reply)

you've lost a nipple?

( Aphex The Mink has finally read Watchmen, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)

Yep.
Oh no hold on.


No, it's in my bra. Phew.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)

check behind the sofa
or in the gap between the fridge and the counter
( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:17, Reply)

Lets play find the skippers nips
You go first...
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:18, Reply)

*unsheaths cutlass*
ALSO I am leaving now. Bye all!

WOW the storm just knocked out the lights for a second but not b3ta. See how much you're loved?

Anyway, t'ra.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:19, Reply)

Waves
What storm?
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)

*salutes

( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)

good god man
put it away!

EVERYDAY the nipple comes out.

(.)(@)
( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)

This is the only place I get to show it
Got to make the most of it

maybe I should have used it for my 1000th
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:21, Reply)

aren't there ...specialist websites?
(also a little nsfw notice might be appreciated!)
( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:26, Reply)

Is your work really bothered by moobs?

(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:31, Reply)

It looks nice, but it is a very bad film.
Comically, awfully bad.

Especially the bit when he stands up from his throne, and the curtains are attached to his back by metal hooks.
(The Alchemist is playing foldit, Fri 9 May, 17:14, Reply)

I like that bit.
Although I have met people with capes attached to surface piercings on the back, so the sexual undertones are very apparent.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:15, Reply)

henifer low-pezz
(said with sombrero held in bandits are rading our VILL-aaarge, pose)
( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 9 May, 17:08, Reply)

Have you seen the 100th episode of Family Guy?

( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 9 May, 17:07, Reply)

have you?

( Aphex The Mink has finally read Watchmen, Fri 9 May, 17:07, Reply)

I don't know. Have I?

( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:08, Reply)

Seth MacFarlane narrates the whole thing,
and at one point he just laughs and says "I forgot how funny I am"
( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 9 May, 17:11, Reply)

That'd be a no then.
I have seen every Bertha episode though. I think.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:13, Reply)

I haven't seen that since i were a bairn
is it on youtube or somesutch?
( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:14, Reply)

I have NO idea.

( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)

Oh, ok.
Well if you get a chance to watch it, then good. You can laugh at the average americans he interviews about it.
( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 9 May, 17:15, Reply)

cell yes

( Aphex The Mink has finally read Watchmen, Fri 9 May, 17:07, Reply)

follicle NO
:D

I don't know.

How goes it young man?
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)

tee hee "young man"
it goes well
"things are happening" at home apparently

how goes it with you?
( Aphex The Mink has finally read Watchmen, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)

Oh aye?
Keep me updated, obviously.

It goes well, as I've finished working. Thank FUCK.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:18, Reply)

hurrah
i however have not finished working.
BOOOOOOOOO

did you get to the bottom of your hip problem?
( Aphex The Mink has finally read Watchmen, Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)

i used to use bryce, until the interface drove me insane
it's lovely at landscapes, but you will find Vue Infinite to be better.
( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 9 May, 17:07, Reply)

YAY !bryce is fun!!!! here's mine.....


Click for Big version (248.6k)
( Cockweasle 's long slimy snotter, Fri 9 May, 17:13, Reply)

rich gay penut!

( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 9 May, 17:15, Reply)

Crocodiles Head on an ice berg
Watched by a posh peanut

I win
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/8205574
( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 9 May, 17:18, Reply)

I so wish I hadn't read that
Feel like I have wasted 5 minutes
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:24, Reply)

It took you that long to read it?

( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 9 May, 17:25, Reply)

I think I nodded off in the middle somewhere

(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:27, Reply)

It only took me 25 seconds.
You read slowly.
( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 9 May, 17:28, Reply)

it's a small crocodile

( Cockweasle 's long slimy snotter, Fri 9 May, 17:42, Reply)

thats really nice

( Tom O'Bedlam You say apocalypse, I say Fuck Yes., Fri 9 May, 17:23, Reply)

Wallpaper...
Please?
(Dante licked your nipple on, Fri 9 May, 17:27, Reply)

Yay for renderingses

CFB, etc
(Guff McFlange Exercise gives you AIDS - Jogging... Bad AIDS., Fri 9 May, 17:35, Reply)

aceness

(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 9 May, 17:47, Reply)

rub it Bubby!

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt, but im not a fucking cunt!, Fri 9 May, 16:54, Reply)

Fiddler on the roof?:P

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Fri 9 May, 16:59, Reply)

i resent that
you can clearly see he is; in fact, on a floor of sorts!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt, but im not a fucking cunt!, Fri 9 May, 17:00, Reply)

Could be one of them big yank roofs
with the big metal boxes on.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:04, Reply)

Evening Skipper
Plans for a lovely weekend of Sunnyness?
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:07, Reply)

Yup.
And then a week with some annual leave, some mate meeting and hugging and loveliness and lots of travelling.

You?
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)

I am without babies
but with partners babies so...
I shall be in charge of the taxi service
If I'm lucky I'll get to hear the Southend Doncaster score at some point.

Hmph
I wanna go camping!
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:11, Reply)

Babies are ace.
Make sure to fill them full of sugar and coffee before giving them back.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 9 May, 17:13, Reply)

These ones live with me, so i get to keep them
I was considering valium
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)

Who is the dead person?

(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:06, Reply)

his mum!
he "clingwrapped" her...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0106341/
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt, but im not a fucking cunt!, Fri 9 May, 17:12, Reply)

Oh
Nice
(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:26, Reply)

If by judging the lines on the floor
he's just come back from the dead.I'm not suprised he's checking his wee fella out. I'd do the same
( claptonista the idiot boy.., Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)

[A Very Bad Boy!
...get back yer little shite, or I'll beat you brainless ;?)]
(DrZaarlon "Kick Her Cock Off !!!1!", Fri 9 May, 17:39, Reply)

Another meeting ate into my smut-drawing time......
So here's a kitten strapped to a nuke.

The only thing I could think of drawing during said meeting.
( JollyJack , also known as: “The Fondler”, Fri 9 May, 16:42, Reply)

AW THAT'S LOVELY

( 4dam Now with added JOB!, Fri 9 May, 16:43, Reply)

Hello meester!

( Professor Kenny Martin is selling a lovely Boss GT-8, gaz me for info, Fri 9 May, 16:44, Reply)

OH HAI

( 4dam Now with added JOB!, Fri 9 May, 16:50, Reply)

it's about to be fired up someones arse.

( Thor_sonofodin is back from a relaxing week in sunny spain, Fri 9 May, 16:53, Reply)

Hopefully it'll go off next to the prostate
causing an instant and torrential ejaculation.
( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Fri 9 May, 16:54, Reply)

The way to a man's heart is NOT thru his stomach!!!

(Vinegar strokes Life would be fine If we'd all sixty nine, Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)

Don't ruin the lovely image I have of JollyJacks Lovely picture with your smut

( 4dam Now with added JOB!, Fri 9 May, 16:55, Reply)

he's sadly lacking in tits.

just kidding, it's lovely.
( Mr. Johnson the bastards have landed., Fri 9 May, 16:43, Reply)

Hahahaha
I love it!

Especially the look on his ikkle furry face!
(Evilscary wants to punch you in the NECK!, Fri 9 May, 16:43, Reply)

this^

( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 16:48, Reply)

So this London bash...
:P
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Fri 9 May, 16:43, Reply)

Hah
You won't give up, will you?

Still, if JJ does come I'll end up hiding in a corner in a state of wide-eyed hero-worship
(Evilscary wants to punch you in the NECK!, Fri 9 May, 16:44, Reply)

Well obviously he's not hip enough for the cool daddios
But he could at least tell me to fuck off:P
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Fri 9 May, 16:46, Reply)

we could all do that...
"fuck off"
( Prof UnderCover the only person not playing GTA IV, Fri 9 May, 16:48, Reply)

Ooo a proxy fuck off:P

( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Fri 9 May, 16:49, Reply)

Jolly Jack just gazzed me
He asked me to tell you to fuck off.


edit: dammit, i should type faster
(boris the non-swearing spider http://www.b3ta.com/links/161322, Fri 9 May, 16:49, Reply)

Well my dad is bigger than his dad!
*bokes at ruler experience*

EDIT: That's webbed finger for ya!
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Fri 9 May, 16:50, Reply)

His dad's got a better car than your dad

(boris the non-swearing spider http://www.b3ta.com/links/161322, Fri 9 May, 16:50, Reply)

Hehehe not that I talk to my dad
But which one and no:P
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Fri 9 May, 16:51, Reply)

Errrr
*that* one.

*points left*


edit: i've not got webbed fingers! i'm just a mong! a mong who's going to do some shopping and then enjoy this ludicrously good weather.
(boris the non-swearing spider http://www.b3ta.com/links/161322, Fri 9 May, 16:52, Reply)

Oh you had to point to that one didn't you?!
Okay that one is better but it's still a bidet!

EDIT: I know your fingers aren't webbed, crab boy!
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Fri 9 May, 16:53, Reply)

^
This
( Joliet Cuppa tea?, Fri 9 May, 16:47, Reply)

heh
yeah, it is kind of weird being a b3tan, hanging out with people who are so talented, it's kind of like jamming with yr favourite band everyday. :-)
( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 16:47, Reply)

Yes!
But I'm giving him the chance to hang out with me none the less!
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Fri 9 May, 16:48, Reply)

:-D

( lordsaccharine Picnic Victory; Picnictory!, Fri 9 May, 17:03, Reply)

Funny you should say that
I find it more like visiting the local special needs school
( 4dam Now with added JOB!, Fri 9 May, 16:49, Reply)

You say the nicest things.
*hugs*

*dribbles*
( Kamikaze Stoat, Fri 9 May, 16:51, Reply)

Back to making keyrings you!
You think this school pays for itself?!
( riverghost , like Spaceghost but wetter, Fri 9 May, 16:52, Reply)

I'm going to Edinburgh's Downs Syndrome School after work
to call the kids cunts for making their pictures on A4 paper instead of A5, then Im setting the new kid on fire.
( mr spoons, Fri 9 May, 16:56, Reply)

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