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[challenge entry] You know...
(, Tue 17 Jan, 17:15, Reply)
# his face just screams "i can rape who i like and get away with it"
i hope someone kills him. quickly.
as in soon. i hope the actual death is slow and agonizingly painful.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 17:30, Reply)
# and on pay-per-view
(, Tue 17 Jan, 17:32, Reply)
# nah, we should get to watch it for free
(, Tue 17 Jan, 17:46, Reply)
# I'd put good money on him suffering a heart attack with in three months.
He should probably stay clear of grassy knolls if he can help it.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 18:10, Reply)
# hopefully they
ride his ass rather than let him tell them what he is going to be doing. Although so far, he has pretty much told them to screw protocol.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 18:55, Reply)
# he has pence in waiting as reagan had bush
(, Tue 17 Jan, 19:00, Reply)
[challenge entry] Excuse me, has anybody done this before?
(, Tue 17 Jan, 14:45, Reply)
# oh fuck, i've just realised i can actually identify corn
*boke*
(, Tue 17 Jan, 16:46, Reply)
# Just noticed...
I've been a member for half my life. WTF INTERNET.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 14:12, Reply)
# dude! wtf?
(, Tue 17 Jan, 14:59, Reply)
# Too soon?
(, Tue 17 Jan, 12:36, Reply)
# Yup.
Wait about 100 years and we can all have a good hearty chortle at your depravity.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 14:15, Reply)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Tue 17 Jan, 14:18, Reply)
# Trying to understand this
has put a dent in my brainpiece. Don't think it's going to buff out.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 17:47, Reply)
# Hint : It's 25 Cromwell Street, Gloucester
(, Tue 17 Jan, 18:55, Reply)
# This doesn't look like anything to me!
(, Tue 17 Jan, 17:47, Reply)
# The Prime Minister will see you now...
(, Tue 17 Jan, 10:59, Reply)
# shopped pics only
(, Tue 17 Jan, 11:25, Reply)
[challenge entry] there's still time...
(, Tue 17 Jan, 9:51, Reply)
[challenge entry] :) Fly Phishing
(, Tue 17 Jan, 10:09, Reply)
# Working hard or Hartley working?
(, Tue 17 Jan, 10:57, Reply)
# :)
(, Tue 17 Jan, 10:11, Reply)
# he's looking well...
(, Tue 17 Jan, 10:41, Reply)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!©
I bloody LOVE Eddie Hitler!
(, Tue 17 Jan, 12:48, Reply)
# damn...
you've copyrighted the ha's...
(, Tue 17 Jan, 13:04, Reply)
# The Universe©.
Stitch that!
(, Tue 17 Jan, 13:42, Reply)
# hhaha brilliant stuff
(, Tue 17 Jan, 12:58, Reply)
[challenge entry] New* from Conspiracy Theory Publishing
After the success of "What Doctors Don't Tell You", CTP are expanding their stable of titles.



* - Actually a lie. As is all our published material.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 9:18, Reply)
[challenge entry] New* online money transfer option



* - Actually an old repost.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 9:15, Reply)
# Who is Rob Peter ?
(, Tue 17 Jan, 10:43, Reply)
# It shows a photo of Rob's "little peter"
You may want to uncheck that option.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 10:58, Reply)
# Inauguration Day 2017, Obama's final act for the nation
(, Tue 17 Jan, 0:09, Reply)
# Nice
400k reduction has killed it though :(
(, Tue 17 Jan, 0:13, Reply)
# And then we have the original
Which is bigger in file size than all the Mario games combined! *waits*
(, Tue 17 Jan, 6:59, Reply)
# YOU, SIR, ARE A BLOODY HIPSTER©.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 12:50, Reply)
# but he's got the inhaler, right?
right??
(, Tue 17 Jan, 0:19, Reply)
# Biden. Haha
I'm pretty sure it's actually going to be that exciting. :(
(, Tue 17 Jan, 1:48, Reply)
# All of the awesome.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 8:31, Reply)
# fuckign awesome!
(, Tue 17 Jan, 11:27, Reply)
# brilliant
(, Tue 17 Jan, 16:58, Reply)
[challenge entry] Donald Gove
(, Mon 16 Jan, 21:01, Reply)
# All I see is two cunts. What have you shopped?
(, Mon 16 Jan, 23:29, Reply)
#
well, i also comp'd in 2 testicles and blended them into their faces. but then again, thats like painting a shit brown
(, Tue 17 Jan, 2:06, Reply)
# haha :D
(, Tue 17 Jan, 11:28, Reply)
[challenge entry] And your starter for 10: What kind of parasite is Donald J Trump?
(, Mon 16 Jan, 20:29, Reply)
# The best kind, obviously.
(, Mon 16 Jan, 20:37, Reply)
# perfect hair
(, Mon 16 Jan, 20:39, Reply)
# That's brill :-)
(, Mon 16 Jan, 20:46, Reply)
# ha! love the hair
(, Mon 16 Jan, 20:54, Reply)
# :) nicely done
(, Mon 16 Jan, 21:45, Reply)
#
Ash: You still don't understand what you're dealing with do you? Perfect organism. It's structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
Lambert: You admire it.
Ash: I admire its purity. A survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
Parker: I've heard enough of this and i'm asking you to pull the plug.
Ash: Last word.
Ellen Ripley: What?
Ash: I can't lie to you about your chances, but, you have my sympathies.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 0:28, Reply)
# That will be all
Then all this - this bullshit that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye
(, Tue 17 Jan, 0:50, Reply)
# The only question is how you check out
Do you want it on your feet? Or on your fuckin' knees ... begging?
(, Tue 17 Jan, 0:52, Reply)
[challenge entry] Oldun
(, Mon 16 Jan, 18:47, Reply)
# Mincemeat
(, Mon 16 Jan, 19:50, Reply)
# Haha, just spotted the fly tipper special :D
(, Mon 16 Jan, 21:15, Reply)
# Twanged into a tree pls.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 17:50, Reply)
[challenge entry] Other service providers are available
(, Mon 16 Jan, 17:33, Reply)
# as i'm not interested in porn
i'll stay put
(, Mon 16 Jan, 17:36, Reply)
# amen
(, Mon 16 Jan, 17:46, Reply)
# Actually I'll go with the first site to give me a GIF of Trump pleasuring a porcupine
But it has to be tastefully done. You know, well lit and in black & white.
(, Mon 16 Jan, 17:57, Reply)
# black & white makes it art, not porn
like cherubs
(, Mon 16 Jan, 18:00, Reply)
# or blacks on blondes.
exactly.
(, Tue 17 Jan, 0:47, Reply)
# I'm interested in porn
Though when I say porn, what I actually mean is crudely photoshop'd images with magenta cocks drawn on (and precisely three pubes per testicle).
(, Tue 17 Jan, 10:48, Reply)
# You forgot fucklifts
(, Mon 16 Jan, 20:12, Reply)
# what, no /links?
*flounces off to reddit*
(, Mon 16 Jan, 20:41, Reply)
[challenge entry] :)
 
(, Mon 16 Jan, 21:08, Reply)
# Fuck!
(, Mon 16 Jan, 22:20, Reply)
# fucking love Fuck!
(, Tue 17 Jan, 11:29, Reply)
# FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
(, Tue 17 Jan, 12:52, Reply)
# Must have blinked and missed the 2016 newsletter
(, Mon 16 Jan, 21:17, Reply)
#
I blame yahoo
(, Mon 16 Jan, 21:38, Reply)
# Yahoo don't give a shit about things like security either, they can go fuck themselves
(, Mon 16 Jan, 21:42, Reply)
# I blame Todd
(, Tue 17 Jan, 0:50, Reply)
# It was very good.
Have you ever seen a dancing hamster? Well have you?
(, Mon 16 Jan, 23:31, Reply)
# Never mind that, where the dancing CGI babies at
(, Mon 16 Jan, 23:54, Reply)
[challenge entry] Not a fan of French cars
(, Mon 16 Jan, 17:02, Reply)
# renault comes up with yet another stupid fucking name for a car
i'm waiting for this year's renault chlamydia
(, Mon 16 Jan, 17:12, Reply)
# is that fake?
(, Mon 16 Jan, 18:48, Reply)

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