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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 26 May, 21:12, Reply)
[challenge entry] Strong and Stable etc.
(, Fri 26 May, 19:36, Reply)
# Hahaha they are completely failing at politics!
(, Fri 26 May, 20:03, Reply)
# Return to your homes citizens,
everything is fine.
(, Fri 26 May, 20:19, Reply)
# building bases in No Man's Sky
a bit stumpy and no pubes, but the view from the top is nice
(, Fri 26 May, 18:04, Reply)
# Is the game worth it since the updates?
Been tempted but heard mixed reviews. Been building undersea willy bases in Subnautica :D
(, Fri 26 May, 18:36, Reply)
# It's a massively flawed but enjoyable game
I've had a lot of fun with it, exploring, building bases, farming (weirdly entertaining) and getting the PSN trophies, but beyond that (reaching the centre of the universe) I wouldn't bother.
It's at times hilarious how broken it is. One of the biggest milestones is rewarded with just a paragraph of descriptive text :D
(, Fri 26 May, 18:48, Reply)
# Does it have broken physics? That always makes a game worth playing :)
(, Fri 26 May, 19:26, Reply)
# Not that I've noticed
I mean stuff like you plotting a 2000 lightyear course through hyperspace and coming out the other side having only travelled 500 because they forgot to tidy up the code when they made the galaxy 4 times bigger.
(, Fri 26 May, 19:51, Reply)
# Heh, reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbSfUOuTF0w
(, Fri 26 May, 20:22, Reply)
# We have a newsletter
You can choose to read it trad style
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue674/

Or via the blog in a less trad style which works better on mobile.
b3ta.com/blog/issue674/
(, Fri 26 May, 17:52, Reply)
#
ifangewe
(, Fri 26 May, 18:28, Reply)
# Giant Squid's song is ace.
(, Fri 26 May, 19:24, Reply)
# Fuck off
Bloody immigrant stealing our newsletters

My dad didn't get an STD in 1946 for you lot to takeover
(, Fri 26 May, 19:37, Reply)
# Huzzah!
Thanks Rob!
(, Fri 26 May, 20:17, Reply)
# The Lunchtaker


not a challenge post because it's so piss poor and/or been done better, but...

Lunchtaker, Lunchtaker, have you seen the Lunchtaker?
Taking all the lunches she can see

Picking, nicking, getting, snatching
As mean a lunch taker as can be

With her lunch sucker upper
She's a lunch mucker upper
She's as mean a lunch taker as can be
(, Fri 26 May, 17:52, Reply)
#
i liked this, as in, it creeped me out in a chitty chitty bang bang way
(, Fri 26 May, 19:58, Reply)
# Seems about right for this afternoon.
(, Fri 26 May, 16:52, Reply)
# Nicely drawn,
but it fails the official b3ta three-pubes-per-ball rule.
(, Fri 26 May, 17:02, Reply)
# how quick and easy or otherwise would it be to code monkey
a top trumps style online game that referenced hansards or theyworkforyou for points between two players chosen mps? (does that make sense?) fun for all the family.
(, Fri 26 May, 19:06, Reply)
# A Top Trumps engne would be easy,
getting the data less so (the amount of votes they are all absent for doesn't help).

The theyworkforyou API is really expensive, which is a shame, as it could be used for all sorts of fun things.
(, Fri 26 May, 19:34, Reply)
# ho hum
The theyworkforyou API is really expensive - how does that work then? surely its taxpayer funded info? *doh!*
(, Fri 26 May, 20:27, Reply)
# The API's just the way to get at the data, not the data itself.
You could scrape it, but I remember the pagination made that too much of an arse when I wanted to do something with it, and it stops the data being live.

Likewise, manually enter data - but that's slow and boring too.
(, Fri 26 May, 20:38, Reply)
# I like your balls xx
(, Fri 26 May, 17:05, Reply)
# you've done a plum job there
(, Fri 26 May, 17:22, Reply)
# Big sweaty danglers.
Nice!
(, Fri 26 May, 17:38, Reply)
# This is NUTS!
(, Fri 26 May, 19:55, Reply)
# Just seen this news...the day gets better and better....
(, Fri 26 May, 16:31, Reply)
# give me a marrow, a lump hammer and half an hour
and i'll shut her up for good
(, Fri 26 May, 16:37, Reply)
# Freeze the marrow first, it will be easier to bang in with the lump hammer.
(, Fri 26 May, 17:06, Reply)
# Top tip!
(, Fri 26 May, 18:22, Reply)
# :D
ah ha ha ha sacked.
(, Fri 26 May, 16:38, Reply)
# I've just realised
she is the same age as me. How come I'm not a wizened old knacker faced hobgoblin.
(, Fri 26 May, 16:39, Reply)
# she runs on bile
it saps the soul
(, Fri 26 May, 16:45, Reply)
# So
she's like an evil robot or something.
(, Fri 26 May, 16:54, Reply)
# Your eyesight is failing.
{;-)
(, Fri 26 May, 18:25, Reply)
# I enjoyed getting in the LBC mentions with this story
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/868035091951431681

I've been swatting away brexiteers all day - it's been quite fun
(, Fri 26 May, 17:15, Reply)
[challenge entry] Insulting the dignity of the Supreme Leadership of the DPRK (slight pearoast)
(, Fri 26 May, 15:45, Reply)
# now do jong in the tooth
(, Fri 26 May, 15:52, Reply)
# more Jong Il disrespect
(, Fri 26 May, 15:55, Reply)
# arf!
(, Fri 26 May, 15:57, Reply)
# nice
would also fit this challenge but we don't allow double entry - not in this game

www.b3ta.com/challenge/2panelcelebnames
(, Fri 26 May, 16:12, Reply)
[challenge entry] Saudi-dabby-doo!
(, Fri 26 May, 14:33, Reply)
# oh, i say!
that's an insult to the Rubbles!
(, Fri 26 May, 14:43, Reply)
# Ooh, Betty!
What she saw in that little twat I'll never know.
(, Fri 26 May, 16:23, Reply)
# cavemen had notoriously big cocks
(, Fri 26 May, 16:29, Reply)
#
you're thinking of 'rocks'

edit: you're getting 'CONFUSED' with rocks.

I didn't mean to suggest you weren't thinking of cocks.
(, Fri 26 May, 16:52, Reply)
# Saudi Quattro
(, Fri 26 May, 21:01, Reply)
# no particular reason for this one
but I wouldn't want to piss him off

(, Fri 26 May, 13:45, Reply)
# He seems in pain.
(, Fri 26 May, 14:13, Reply)
# maybe he has litter box issues
or woke up neutered
(, Fri 26 May, 14:32, Reply)
# Woke Up Neutered
is the name of my Goth Metal band.
(, Fri 26 May, 14:35, Reply)
# that explains the noise
(, Fri 26 May, 15:09, Reply)
# He forgot to retract his claws?
(, Fri 26 May, 14:35, Reply)
# Nicely!
Is that Sinead O'Connor's body?
(, Fri 26 May, 14:36, Reply)
# no, I was in a rush so I just used a pic of my own body
you know the occasional shortcuts one must take
(, Fri 26 May, 15:08, Reply)
# reminds me of sinead o'connor singing
(, Fri 26 May, 14:43, Reply)
# a .jpg with sound!
(, Fri 26 May, 15:11, Reply)
# trust me, i'm glad it's silent
(, Fri 26 May, 15:15, Reply)
#
images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/vh7w1na71vdp3obvz3fu.jpg
(, Fri 26 May, 15:21, Reply)
# woof!
er meow or something
(, Fri 26 May, 16:02, Reply)
# newsletter subject line compo
c'mon people you can do this
(, Fri 26 May, 13:30, Reply)
# Send The Buggers Back
(, Fri 26 May, 13:34, Reply)
# Shit on a sleeve
(, Fri 26 May, 13:34, Reply)
# wanky wank wank
(, Fri 26 May, 13:34, Reply)
# cheers
(, Fri 26 May, 13:35, Reply)
# Defacing fascist flags... together
(, Fri 26 May, 13:35, Reply)
# We sacked Katie Hopkins first !
(, Fri 26 May, 13:43, Reply)
# Shoving aside your other emails
(, Fri 26 May, 13:49, Reply)
# Strong and stable newsletter
(, Fri 26 May, 13:49, Reply)
# KATIE HOPKINS FINAL SOLUTION - see page 92
(, Fri 26 May, 13:50, Reply)
# sponsored by walkers
(, Fri 26 May, 13:54, Reply)
# All the best things come in threes. Here's revived newsletter number 4.
(, Fri 26 May, 14:00, Reply)
# Does anyone know who Ariana Grande is?
(, Fri 26 May, 14:01, Reply)
# I think I got one of those from Starbucks.
(, Fri 26 May, 15:30, Reply)
# pushing through your inbox like a President
sounds a bit rude
(, Fri 26 May, 14:11, Reply)
# I'm small, fat, hairy, ugly, I have no friends and I am still a virgin
(, Fri 26 May, 14:12, Reply)
# CHEERING UP THE POPE
(, Fri 26 May, 14:12, Reply)
# Nicky Nacky Noo, It's the B3ta Newsletter.

I bet this wins.
(, Fri 26 May, 14:13, Reply)
# Suspicious newsletter spotted in inbox
(, Fri 26 May, 14:36, Reply)
# Wannacry? Just wait for the election results.
(, Fri 26 May, 14:43, Reply)
# Baby wipes. Not just for babies.
(, Fri 26 May, 14:45, Reply)
# it's hotter than the sun's inflammatory headlines
(, Fri 26 May, 14:46, Reply)
# Sponsor Draconacticus to run the Manchester half marathon on Sunday or he'll poo in your cistern
(, Fri 26 May, 14:58, Reply)
# it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it?
(, Fri 26 May, 14:59, Reply)
# It will if you go bobbing for poos in your cistern
(, Fri 26 May, 15:02, Reply)
# only if i run out of apples
(, Fri 26 May, 15:06, Reply)
# Could throw a few horse apples in there? Make it a bit Russian Roulettey?
Hay or nay?
(, Fri 26 May, 15:06, Reply)
# i think that's a nay
(, Fri 26 May, 15:16, Reply)
# Great. Now I have all these poos and nothing to do with them.
(, Fri 26 May, 15:20, Reply)
# send them to katie hopkins as leaving presents
(, Fri 26 May, 15:23, Reply)
# I'll put one on a potter's wheel and make her a nice cup to drink out of
(, Fri 26 May, 15:34, Reply)
# don't forget to curl out a nice handle
(, Fri 26 May, 15:37, Reply)
# Avoid Clicking on Suspicious Links.
(, Fri 26 May, 15:33, Reply)
# Saying the unsayable
(, Fri 26 May, 16:02, Reply)
#


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Translation.
B3ta newsletter sponsored by Trump supporters
(, Fri 26 May, 17:15, Reply)
# Sacked, the perfect solution.
(, Fri 26 May, 13:12, Reply)
# I've always thought it wrong
To present mental illness as entertainment.
(, Fri 26 May, 15:32, Reply)
[challenge entry] Tory XP


Bigger version

I done a load of anti-tory posters you can download and print here: www.toriesout.co.uk
(, Fri 26 May, 13:03, Reply)
[challenge entry] Bloody hell, Great work...
Mine is shit though so I will just leave it here and stink up the board
(, Fri 26 May, 13:05, Reply)
# I've printed 20,000 of these as A3 folded leaflets
If anyone lives in a marginal seat and wants to distribute some, send me your address and how many you think you can shove through letterboxes and I'll post em out.
my email: darren@spellingmistakescostlives.com
(, Fri 26 May, 13:05, Reply)
# great work, dazza
(, Fri 26 May, 13:09, Reply)
# This is rather special
(, Fri 26 May, 13:16, Reply)
# That is
(, Fri 26 May, 13:53, Reply)
# Can I have a GoldStar! for no reason?
No reason at all.

Quite literally no reason.
(, Fri 26 May, 20:24, Reply)
# wow
(, Fri 26 May, 14:05, Reply)
# EXCELLENT work
I really like the "Daddy, what did YOU do?" anti-war poster. Great effort.
(, Fri 26 May, 14:40, Reply)
# Brilliant work.
(, Fri 26 May, 15:57, Reply)
# Thanks chap people
(, Fri 26 May, 17:05, Reply)
# This is brilliant!
(, Fri 26 May, 18:28, Reply)
#
I disagree with so much of it... the debt is like Labour jumping out of the burning car going "There ya go" with the note "Sorry there's no money left" on the dashboard.

But I do honestly love its execution! I think the Labour edition won't turn on, as it's been repossessed by the bailiffs. Or the programmers went on strike and it never got made.

The above is satire innit?
(, Fri 26 May, 20:40, Reply)
# Wow, nice work
(, Fri 26 May, 20:58, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 26 May, 12:21, Reply)
# Shopped pics only
Lovely work and a great likeness
(, Fri 26 May, 12:36, Reply)
# Nice!
(, Fri 26 May, 12:38, Reply)
# roated and enhanced
(, Fri 26 May, 12:47, Reply)
# Snap! made this yonks ago!
(, Fri 26 May, 15:28, Reply)
# ay but yours is all rotating and such.
on a different subject completely, i designed an emblem to support the victims of the manchester
attacks and it's been shared online almost 27 thousand times, that's quite a lot don't ya think?
(, Fri 26 May, 15:49, Reply)
# Ha ha ha,
uncanny!
(, Fri 26 May, 12:55, Reply)
# That Asian Phallic logo!
Just noticed the grey butt hair
(, Fri 26 May, 15:31, Reply)
# Hahaha nicely
(, Fri 26 May, 21:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] This just in...
(, Fri 26 May, 12:02, Reply)
# excellent news
we shall make sure people know about this by putting it on our frontpage and social media channels

People need to KNOW.
(, Fri 26 May, 12:06, Reply)
# Just doing my duty as a concerned citizen!
I knew I could count on you to spread the word ;)
(, Fri 26 May, 12:12, Reply)
# too bad I can't vote in your country
(, Fri 26 May, 12:16, Reply)
# If that's a Russian username,
given recent form, your country will no doubt have a major influence on the outcome...;)
(, Fri 26 May, 16:31, Reply)
# pffft
(, Fri 26 May, 12:17, Reply)
# Excellent!
Great work. Print these off and slip them in to every Dail Mail, or drop them through your elderly neighbours letter boxes?
(, Fri 26 May, 12:35, Reply)
# ey up?


Rob, if we're going to jail I'm baggsying the top bunk
(, Fri 26 May, 12:49, Reply)
# people are so timid - let's just have some fun
(, Fri 26 May, 13:34, Reply)
# Shit's getting real now lol
(, Fri 26 May, 15:44, Reply)
# FUCK OFF KEV
(, Fri 26 May, 15:59, Reply)
# Ha ha ha ha
Just seen this posted by someone else on Facebook, it's alive people.
(, Fri 26 May, 12:57, Reply)
# :)
glug, glug, glug... hic!
(, Fri 26 May, 13:11, Reply)
# This is doing good numbers on Facebook
But Twitter is more skeptical. Lots of claims of fake news :(

You can't help some people!
(, Fri 26 May, 14:50, Reply)
# Fake news!? Shurely not
(, Fri 26 May, 15:55, Reply)

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