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[challenge entry] New album out this week
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# aaaiiieeee!!
Someone bring fire, QUICK!
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# Can it DJ?
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# Fuck!!
Kill it with nail scissors 8)
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# i don't even
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# WTF?
And what's happening in the background?
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# it's got the kids
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# *Parp*
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# That broke the silence!
Still haven't seen this show? When's it on?
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# Hehehe
6.30 on BBC2, when the Strictly back-up show isn't on.
Shall we nick stuff 'n' shit as everyone has gone home? ;)
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# pfffft
:D
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# Toht Scream
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# Hahahahahaha
Lovely Q! *Click* :D
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# Once on a bandwagon, it's hard to get off
Cheers :D
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# hahaha
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# How Things Work


Click for bigger (110 kb)

Probably something like this already bin dun
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# I see
Big pile of balls with some strings to pull :)
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# This is biting satire
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# But is it BANG! FUCKING SATIRE!
Or are they just fucking the saltire...
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# I wish there was a party to vote for
guaranteeing hashish available from my local supermarket
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# This
I would gladly pay £8.30 for a prescription if they filled up a chemists bag with green.
:D
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# I like it
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# Hahaha! click :-)
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# Depressingly spot on
but will the people rise up?
will they fuck :(
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# So true it's sad
:(
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# Srus bznuss
!! photo Tombola2_zpsdd7b2773.gif
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# *6 of the best on each hand*
Now go stand in the corner of the room and think about what you've done ;)
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# dear God!
:D
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# oh good god
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# SPANG!!!
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# groans
secretly lols
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# Dreadful!
Clearly she caught billiards
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# Little fella's waiting for biscuits.
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# Aren't we all, in our own different ways, just "waiting for biscuits"?
I know I am.

/woo, etc.
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# That's deep, man.
I'm sure you're right, swimming round different sized mugs in liquids of varying satisfaction.
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# The tea represents the eternal chaos surrounding us, often opaque and uncomfortable
The mug represents our world view. Some people have but tiny espresso cups while others swim within giant 1-litre novelty mugs. We can never see the "big picture" (as represented by the rim of the mug) unless the chaos (tea) gets too much and overflows - then we get thrown (spilt on the table) into new and unfamiliar territory. The rodent is us, constantly swimming, trying to stay afloat within the chaos while waiting for the biscuit that never arrives.
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# What does the salt cellar represent again?
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# Ennui.
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# You're scaring me now, it's just a rodent in a beverage.
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# Hahahaha
Nicely done, lil' bugger :D
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# aww, did that used to be milk?
stes better than Tetley
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# nice cup
do they swim anticlockwise in the southern hemisphere?
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# When flushed down the toilet, they certainly do.
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# yummmm, crunchy AND chewy
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# Wriggly too!
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# I'm liking your stuff
One cup of tea with not quite so much mouse in it later...
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# Cheers Shazz!
:)
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# really nicely done
:D
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# \o/
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# A Christmas classic
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# :D
'ning Q4!
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# Brilliant mate!!
:D
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# ha ha!
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# this wins things
that everyone wants to win
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# would have made it more watchable
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# Hughie Brown
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# Hughie Orange?
Ning fella :)
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# Hehe
Ning sir! :D
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# Hahaha
Opened up B3ta and immediately choked on my tea.
Woo
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# Ooh sorry...
…I'll make you another, pass us your mug ;)
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# *passes*
Easy on the rohypnol this time ;)
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# look before you sip
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# googly-eyed
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# That moment in the morning when the booze starts to wear off


Happy Tuesday all.
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# Ning!
:D
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# haha
know the feeling too well
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# and the acid kicks in?
'nings
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# Happy Tuesday!
I hate a Monday night rape.
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# Metanyahu
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# I bet he's got very neat recursive handwriting
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# Nethin
like who uses yahoo?


(Hint, people who don't want to be tracked)

To be fair they are probably as bad as the rest, but who's looking?
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# PENIS GOURD
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# "I present to you the greatest album of all time."
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# haha
meh, the Batman soundtrack was better
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# Batman was awesome

But then they were all pretty awesome to a point.
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# still one of the greatest gifs ever
perfectly sums up how deep down, we're all being fucked by dolphin prince.
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# Royally!
Cheers Toastie
:D
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# "YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE."


DaC
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# Bounty the Quicker Picker Upper Fucker
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# FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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# *evil laugh*
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# The most impressive thing about this is that you 'shopped it with the other one.
But then, it's not impressive if it's not 'shopped. Ok, just using a mouse with that is pretty impressive, so yeah.
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# Beast from X-Men: First Class
before he turned blue

Nicely shopped!
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# very nice
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# FREAK!
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# I hate when that happens.
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# OH WOW
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# That chaps full of beans
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# "It may be twelve inches, but it's not a foot"
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# :)
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# oh hai!
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# Oh look, it's the Tombliboos!
They seem to have wandered into Dr Brundle's teleport machine.
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# oh, I love it!
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# so are these your hind paws then?
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# yes, with dew claw prominently displayed
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# I gotta hand it to your foot.
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# Nicely done
I'd get that seen about
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# Ewwww
whaswivallthefeetslately?
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# ice ice baby
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# ICE CREAM!
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# It's a flaaaaake!
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# It's not real I tell you
It's not reeeeeeeeeal
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# That's lovely that is
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# fat and lazy panda cannot reach
oh hai SkUG
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# howdy
I'm on the toilet - Yay technology!
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# Funny that, I actually dropped a Samsung tablet in the crapper today.
Fully immersed!
Luckily, I had already flushed & I have cat-like reflexes.

Maybe dropping one's computer in the toilet is a magical precursor to visitation by infrequent visitors.

Maybe I can invent a wives tale from this.
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# And a hundred years in the future,
a UFO cult will symbolically drop bread-based representations of consumer electronics into a large, toilet-shaped chalice. "These are our mobile telephones that we offer up to thee, send forth thy messengers from the skies."
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# bring forth thy SkUGness, oh mighty one
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# :D
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# too much noise, learn to relax
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# No :)
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# DOMINATION: COMMENCE
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