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[challenge entry] Is... is it safe to come out?
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:03, Reply)
# hello new person
are you the old bourbon fox resurrected?
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:08, Reply)
# Sure am!
Lost the log-in for the old account, and well it was full of cringe so... yeah.
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:11, Reply)
# Hurrah! welcome back
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:27, Reply)
# Thanks!
I promise I won't summon any furries/Japanese pedos this time.
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:50, Reply)
# I think we'd all be happy to hear from our Japenese friend Dave
as long as its a flying visit :D
(, Sat 1 Oct, 17:27, Reply)
# And as long as they don't link us to their weird drawn porn, I'm good.
JollyJack still around here, by the way?
(, Sat 1 Oct, 17:47, Reply)
# "i might dress up in a face if you ever took me some place nice!"
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:13, Reply)
# Oh, hai moggywaitaminute...
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:50, Reply)
# She who must not be forgiven?
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:52, Reply)
# Nice arts
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:57, Reply)
# Narts
(, Sat 1 Oct, 17:07, Reply)
# Wolfman's got narts o_o
(, Sat 1 Oct, 17:10, Reply)
[challenge entry] I don't believe it!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 21:05, Reply)
[challenge entry] 1980s spitting puppet headswap
(, Fri 30 Sep, 21:06, Reply)
# Haha
Most WOO Mr eon ;)
(, Fri 30 Sep, 21:11, Reply)
# hahahah properlols
(, Fri 30 Sep, 21:19, Reply)
# I'd like, and the entire front page of this site right now is brilliant, funny stuff all on there
(, Fri 30 Sep, 21:40, Reply)
# Jeremy Beagle
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#
Haha
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# pfft
(, Fri 30 Sep, 22:33, Reply)
# Well sodding ace.
(, Fri 30 Sep, 23:14, Reply)
# Good stuff
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# hahaha
(, Sat 1 Oct, 0:07, Reply)
# Arf
(, Sat 1 Oct, 0:09, Reply)
# Down boy!
(, Sat 1 Oct, 1:58, Reply)
# Ha-ha! Excellent.
(, Sat 1 Oct, 0:33, Reply)
# me neither
no new posts in 18 hours?
(, Sat 1 Oct, 15:25, Reply)
# I've been adding coloured flags to pictures of Trump
(, Fri 30 Sep, 13:50, Reply)
# LOVE these! Great work.
:D
(, Fri 30 Sep, 13:59, Reply)
# utter genius
have some woo!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 14:51, Reply)
# haha
(, Fri 30 Sep, 14:51, Reply)
# Mental Floss -- B. Kliban
(, Fri 30 Sep, 14:58, Reply)
# Huuge!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 15:42, Reply)
# Excellent work. I give it 10 minutes before these are all over Reddit, facebook and Imgur!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 15:42, Reply)
# These are fab!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 15:45, Reply)
# Haha, great
(, Fri 30 Sep, 16:10, Reply)
# can we add semtex to the real thing?
(, Fri 30 Sep, 16:40, Reply)
# Nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people - maybe there is, I donít know.
(, Fri 30 Sep, 16:57, Reply)
# just glad i'm english
(, Fri 30 Sep, 17:05, Reply)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 30 Sep, 17:06, Reply)
# This could be the one thing that brings him down!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 17:25, Reply)
# ^
(, Fri 30 Sep, 17:59, Reply)
# It might not be the greatest warning against him but it's certainly a red flag
And blue, and yellow...
(, Fri 30 Sep, 18:16, Reply)
# Fascist semaphor
(, Fri 30 Sep, 19:55, Reply)
# #infest
(, Fri 30 Sep, 20:29, Reply)
# Haha very nice
(, Fri 30 Sep, 20:30, Reply)
# \o/
(, Fri 30 Sep, 18:09, Reply)
# I owe you a pint. Or an obscure film on Blu-Ray.
Your call.
(, Fri 30 Sep, 20:43, Reply)
# *in awe*
#10 especially
(, Fri 30 Sep, 21:31, Reply)
# He's really very skilled with those
potential career change if the whole world leader letting the planet burn thing doesn't work out
(, Fri 30 Sep, 22:20, Reply)
# you made 25 of these?
25?
(, Fri 30 Sep, 23:33, Reply)
# yeah, they only take a couple of minutes each and there are so many source photos of that hand pose crossed with him pulling a funny face
plus it seemed to make people laugh, so why not?
(, Sat 1 Oct, 7:31, Reply)
# they're good
but, you had a go at me on links for posting just a couple of things that showed Hillary in a negative light. "aren't you UK based? I always assumed you were, but you seem very invested in Trump as if you are voting". I just wanted to point that out. I posted about 3 or 4 links in about 2 weeks.
(, Sat 1 Oct, 15:41, Reply)
# I think there's a slight difference between photoshopping flags coming out of someones nose for giggles
and posting conspiracy theorist videos about podium lamps, demanding people say what they think it is 'because it's fishy'

I'm not posting these as a political point or believe he actually keeps flags up his nose.
If Hilary does a specific, repetitive hand gesture and face gurn that befits something being pulled out of her nose then by all means photoshop lots of those to balance out the political playing field.
(, Sat 1 Oct, 15:52, Reply)
# yeah that ONE link
sure.
and what are we on now 35? keep kidding yourself mate. lol, 35.
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:04, Reply)
# seriously, this isn't political
it's a funny face/hand combo that I just ran with.
200,000 likes on Facebook, 300,000 Twitter hits, it's amazing what tickles people
Also just finishing 45-50, but that's the lot, I'm tiring of the experiment
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:11, Reply)
# it is political
the sheer number of anti Trump posts you make vs anti Hillary, clearly it is. not a problem for me, but don't go around accusing me of what you yourself do. That's not cool or true, and I don't appreciate the underhanded way you did it either tbh.

I'm not looking to fall out with anyone here, I'm clearly getting flack for pointing out the hypocrisy on this site.
I'm not sure what you mean by the internet points.
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:35, Reply)
# it isn't a political statement
he's just an easy comedy target, a larger than life character with a wealth of online reference pictures to play with.
He's no different to other B3ta favourites, Brian Blessed, Smug Bloke, Freebase, Prince Charles, etc
If balance is an issue, how come when I've posted "anti" Boris Johnson pictures you've never demanded I post anti Emily Thornberry ones?
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:50, Reply)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Fucking hell
(, Sat 1 Oct, 1:01, Reply)
# I love em.
I love that there's fucking load of em.

That best possible thing would be for you to post all of them, and then for Donald to get the hump and call you a spastic on Twitter.
(, Sat 1 Oct, 11:45, Reply)
# That would be a badge of honour
(, Sat 1 Oct, 13:42, Reply)
# Utter class!
A salute to your hummus, Sir!
(, Sat 1 Oct, 15:41, Reply)
# Them's a lot of candles!
(, Sat 1 Oct, 16:00, Reply)
# Bloody Nora, you are not wrong!
I didn't even know there is a celebratory gif for b3ta-birthdays now. Holy coincidence, Batman!
(, Sat 1 Oct, 17:35, Reply)
# how lovely to see such elderly lurkers up and about ;)
(, Sat 1 Oct, 17:57, Reply)
# I've logged back in for the first time
in $YEARS just to woo, yay and indeed hoopla this.

(, Sat 1 Oct, 17:23, Reply)
# wow, you ARE old!
Thank you very much for going to the trouble :)
(, Sat 1 Oct, 17:26, Reply)
# Hello hello and we'll done!!
Also logging in for the first time in ages
(, Sat 1 Oct, 19:39, Reply)
# Yay! more old folk
*group hugs*
(, Sat 1 Oct, 19:42, Reply)
[challenge entry] "You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent."
(, Fri 30 Sep, 13:26, Reply)
# Hahaha!
Roboplop :)
(, Fri 30 Sep, 13:38, Reply)
# That's the one
From Dr. Poo
(, Fri 30 Sep, 13:46, Reply)
# Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, pick up the dogdirt
(, Fri 30 Sep, 13:54, Reply)
# love it
(, Fri 30 Sep, 13:59, Reply)
# Clever!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 15:46, Reply)
# Played by one fine contortionist
(, Fri 30 Sep, 16:23, Reply)
# hahahaha
all smoke and mirrors
(, Fri 30 Sep, 16:49, Reply)
# TURDIS.
(, Fri 30 Sep, 20:44, Reply)
[challenge entry] :)
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# I hate that duck?!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 13:12, Reply)
# Aww, how could you!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 13:23, Reply)
#
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[challenge entry]
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# Psychedelic dildo partyyyy
(, Fri 30 Sep, 13:50, Reply)
# Why all the hate on here this week? ;)
(, Fri 30 Sep, 14:58, Reply)
# it''s only love, Pedro
(, Fri 30 Sep, 18:00, Reply)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep, 20:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] Dobermann Mincers


More characteristics than body parts but meh - worth a pea anyway
(, Fri 30 Sep, 10:33, Reply)
[challenge entry] Another pea! ;)
(, Fri 30 Sep, 11:31, Reply)
# Master Shep?
Poor Greg hasn't has his pudding yet
(, Fri 30 Sep, 12:22, Reply)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 30 Sep, 11:36, Reply)
[challenge entry] Love the toilet roll holder. Have an old pea
(, Fri 30 Sep, 12:18, Reply)
# I believe in the books,
Clifford is made of erectile tissue, and gains his size when people stroke him.
(, Fri 30 Sep, 12:55, Reply)
# It all makes sense now!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 12:58, Reply)
# red rocket red rocket
(, Fri 30 Sep, 13:18, Reply)
# OH ET YOU'RE SO BIG
(, Fri 30 Sep, 14:52, Reply)
# Also: thankfully I've forgotten the theme tune
because it's a vicious ear-worm.
(, Fri 30 Sep, 14:52, Reply)
# Still veh gut
(, Fri 30 Sep, 12:56, Reply)
[challenge entry] get down, shep!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 2:05, Reply)
# Haha fuck
(, Fri 30 Sep, 2:44, Reply)
# needs more rowing machine
(, Fri 30 Sep, 2:45, Reply)
# Spit the Dog meets the Feebles
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#
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# Arf
(, Fri 30 Sep, 9:24, Reply)
# jesus!
(, Sat 1 Oct, 15:37, Reply)
[challenge entry] "Daddy, Daddy... what about this rescue dog???"


"Just step back from the cage darling. Do it now, but do it slowly..."
(, Thu 29 Sep, 23:49, Reply)
# woof

not my work so I am not entering the challenge with it.
(, Fri 30 Sep, 8:45, Reply)
[challenge entry] Amy Wineschnauzer
(, Thu 29 Sep, 23:17, Reply)
# This is wrong! I've heard that she's managed to stay sober almost 5.5 years
(, Fri 30 Sep, 1:19, Reply)
# Haha!
(, Fri 30 Sep, 6:42, Reply)
# How can anything with lips like that be wrong?
(, Fri 30 Sep, 7:45, Reply)
# "breedyourdog.com"?
Use a condom for fuck's sake.
(, Fri 30 Sep, 15:39, Reply)
[challenge entry] Thom Yorkie
(, Thu 29 Sep, 22:32, Reply)
#
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# Noel Edmonds has let himself go
(, Thu 29 Sep, 22:36, Reply)
[challenge entry] Germaine shepherd
(, Thu 29 Sep, 23:50, Reply)
[challenge entry] dial 1 for inspector retch or dial 2 for spew-jo, dial 3 to repeat these options, or just hang up.
(, Thu 29 Sep, 18:26, Reply)
# This is too much like seamhorses!!!


EDIT:
PS: WOO!
(, Thu 29 Sep, 20:54, Reply)
# I no rite
it's an abomination
(, Thu 29 Sep, 21:04, Reply)
# he's subverting the form
taking a magnifying glass to the idiosyncrasies of the accepted [non fucklift] art ...taking that convention, reforming that convention, moulding that convention into a new direction and then eating that, digesting and converting that into a new non conventional convention, one that is at one time convenient and convincing. You portmanteau.
(, Thu 29 Sep, 22:31, Reply)
# ^ raising awareness right here
(, Thu 29 Sep, 22:33, Reply)
# ya, well, like...
duh.
(, Thu 29 Sep, 23:02, Reply)
# so, basically, we'd be looking at 'art poop'?
(, Fri 30 Sep, 1:20, Reply)
# /board <-
(, Fri 30 Sep, 7:47, Reply)
# poop art
Like Jasper Pongs, Edward Pooper, Andy Sorehole and Eduardo Poolotzi
(, Fri 30 Sep, 9:40, Reply)
# Ginger Baker
(, Thu 29 Sep, 17:56, Reply)
# CUNT
(, Thu 29 Sep, 18:34, Reply)
# Calm down blondie
(, Thu 29 Sep, 18:48, Reply)
# Ginger breads
(, Thu 29 Sep, 18:39, Reply)
# No No No!!!!! but close
(, Thu 29 Sep, 18:49, Reply)
# You know....
you hang some dog-legs out of those breads and you can submit it as a challenge entry
(, Thu 29 Sep, 19:55, Reply)
[challenge entry] You are brilliant!
(, Thu 29 Sep, 20:06, Reply)
#
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# HAHA!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BRILLIANT!
(, Thu 29 Sep, 21:23, Reply)
# *blushes*
(, Thu 29 Sep, 21:33, Reply)
#
*urinates*
(, Fri 30 Sep, 1:20, Reply)
# He'll be adding that to his hidden folder
(, Thu 29 Sep, 23:15, Reply)
# Nom nom nom nom nom nom
(, Thu 29 Sep, 16:21, Reply)
#
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#
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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Sep, 16:42, Reply)
# Very nice!
(, Thu 29 Sep, 21:20, Reply)
# offensive
(, Thu 29 Sep, 17:02, Reply)
# But not far beside the truth
eh?
(, Thu 29 Sep, 21:05, Reply)
# I've seen that dog somewhere before....
(, Thu 29 Sep, 21:35, Reply)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 29 Sep, 22:14, Reply)
# hahahahahaha
(, Thu 29 Sep, 22:18, Reply)
# ahahahaha, oh fuck
(, Thu 29 Sep, 23:18, Reply)
# XD
(, Fri 30 Sep, 0:23, Reply)
# @atomic
(, Thu 29 Sep, 16:35, Reply)
#
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#
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# DIE YOU DICK
(, Thu 29 Sep, 17:01, Reply)

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