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[challenge entry] am I doing this rite ?


... or at least that's what I was told.
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# that's about right
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[challenge entry] Minimalist Carry On - Set 1: the Black & White years
There's 2 colour films within the black and white era for some reason, I guess they had more money to spend.











I know it only barely fits the compo rules, but it had to be done and when better?
(, Sat 1 Nov, 6:41, Reply)
# holy epically lots!
I have to admit I never saw any of the Carry On, possibly never aired in Sweden
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# Nor in America
except for maybe a few clips on PBS shows about Britcoms.
A handy guide for those stumbling around in the dark

Still a woo worthy display!
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# oh yes, duly clicked =)
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# Lovely.
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#
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# Clinton
Sorry, it could be any politician

you have let them off lightly

(To be fair, I could probably named 3 that weren't total cunts.)

I'm up to 5 now and I'm doing the UK and the US
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# Hillary in da back.
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# Too late. It is now the feast of all saints.
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#
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# Death of Pianos
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# Close.
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# (I just noticed the pear) omg!
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# IT'S A FUCKING APPLE, OK?
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# Behind him!
butt sex pear
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# Is that a forklift?
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# I'm not telling.
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# it's obviously some sort of robo-kangaroo
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# It's not a forklift*
* ^_^
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[challenge entry] Deliberately badly done
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# wow
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# High praise indeed
I think it is my attention to the pixels that drew you in. If they had had this technology then, they would have done the same
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# with SSid JameSS
Carry On Holocausting never made it past the censors
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# And
Barbara Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg
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# That's "Her Majesty the Queen" to you
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# I don't believe the Queen is Babs
but she might be
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# alright
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# well i must admit thesky blending isabit belowpar, but fucking no posts, harsh b3ta :(
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# that an it shit, lol
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# i think i might be able to cheveron the main board, itspropsold skool
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# oh can we reach the edge//
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# Dont do it!
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# helpin out here altho it's a lost cause already
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# And you are the only sad fucker at home and not at a party
...oh hold on!
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# no we cant :(
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# It's beautiful. This is a masterpiece...
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# Alright mongy
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# He has used up all his b3ta credit :(
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# all good mofs
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# alright mongy?
no idea what's going on here, needs more forklifts I believe
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# smashing, it was hiscatch phrase of sotrs
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# say what you see
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# Nothing clever to say
So I'll say nothing, except "Hi"
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# hiya
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[challenge entry] OOH, I SAY RUNNER.
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# BOO!
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#
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# This is how the world ends,
not with a bang, but with a fucklift.
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# O_O
i created a monster
(, Sat 1 Nov, 2:18, Reply)
# good stuff
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# More camp than camp, that's my motto :)
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# "I want more trade, fucker..."
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# I doubt Vangelis would write a score for banjos.
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# "Naaaa, stop muckin' about...."
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# just to keep things alive a smidge longer
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# I hope this is true
:)
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# I would watch this!
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# This is giving me a cuddly fear.
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# The original was called Diana
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#
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# Don't like the meat but he sure love the bone.
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# \o/
Fear the fluffeh.
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#
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#
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# Kill the parasitic monster!
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#
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# FUCK!! :D
Scary Cat
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# Oh!!
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# oh and FUCK
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# Fuck
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#
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# :D
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# :)
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# Oh yes
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# snap :)
done this one in 2011
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# Oh FUCK sticks! I remember this now as well :D
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# Happy Halloween :D
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#
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# hahaha
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# You bastard
fantastic
(, Fri 31 Oct, 23:27, Reply)
[challenge entry]
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# Ha ha
I remember this.
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# I like this
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# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 1 Nov, 6:35, Reply)
[challenge entry] Second attempt...
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# "Search Bonobo Apes"
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# what for? concealed weapons?
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# crack
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# Triple Sod.
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# Clarky Cats
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# subjlols tiem
spooky one liners
are better when they're rhymers
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# roses are red, violets are blue,i have dementia, jaffa cakes
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# By Jove, I think she's got it!
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# if i have, i got it off you
(, Fri 31 Oct, 15:49, Reply)
# "Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my danglies and I got it from you"
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# roses are red, violets are blue, crabs are too high a price for a screw
(, Fri 31 Oct, 16:11, Reply)
# Its Halloween so read this and then it be seen!
Just use that. Job done
(, Fri 31 Oct, 14:57, Reply)
# It's spooky it's scary, Rob Manuel is all ginger hairy.
Do I win £5?
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# : )
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# it's close to midnight
and i'm gonna fuck your pumpkin
(, Fri 31 Oct, 14:59, Reply)
# wow
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# too soon?
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#
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
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# tits :D
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# one, two, Manuel's coming for you
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# Three four, the internet cunt is at the door.
I really could do with the £5...
(, Fri 31 Oct, 15:05, Reply)
# five, six, i'm pretty sure he likes dicks
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# This :)
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# ahah. ahahahahah.
(, Fri 31 Oct, 15:33, Reply)
# Get Bent
For Lent.
(, Fri 31 Oct, 15:04, Reply)
# Frankenstein was a friend of mine, he fucked your mother and then drank your wine.
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#
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# keep em lit
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# :)
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# oh ffs
i even know the song he sings to the lady cat
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# I'm waiting to hear?
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# if you're ever down in texas, look me up
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#
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# pfff!
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# To Camelot!
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# DON'T BE LIE
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# Go for it!
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# Why don't the BBC say useful things like "Viewers are warned that the following report contains Tories talking about drugs policy"?
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# Captain! He is again all time touching my rhyme.
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# We ain't no rhymers, we've all got Alzheimer's
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# a skeleton is for life, not just for halloween
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# It comes
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# if you rub it enough
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# like this ;)
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# pretty much, yes
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# ...also if shaken too hard
You know this is fake, cause she spat it out
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# Christmas is coming, deccies in the shops, who'll buy an icon and support all this bollocks
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# It's that old programmers' problem
oct 31 = dec 25
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# Hallowe'en's over; it's fucking Christmas.
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# If you're normal, this isn't your newsletter.
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# Ebola, ebola! They drink it in Angola
With apologies to Um-Bongo!
(I believe the exclamation mark is part of the name)
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# haunting your inbox like your recurrent anal warts
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# Forklifts are cool!
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[challenge entry] :)
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# don't you hate someone who only takes head and never gives it?
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# Hahaha
Lovely
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# Nice.
I particularly like the way you left the shadow of his head on the tent. Lol.
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# ;)
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# That's an urine stain
Good job on your candle collection
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# Hahaha
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[challenge entry] hello
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# must......not.......giggle......
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# Hahaha
I'd watch this
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# Top marks!
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# Amazingly Named Children's Clothing Company
I stumbled across this on facebook, after cleaning the tea off my monitor I thought I should share it with the board...

https://www.facebook.com/SpunkyliciousKidzwear


This should hopefully be a link to same
(Didn't auto hyperlink for some reason)


Yes really...
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# You might want to post this on \talk too.
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#
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# I love the way you waited 8 years for this!
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# i can only assume they opened a b3ta account the day they got nicked and went on a long stretch
they got out yesterday and weren't familiar with b3ta etiquette, or 'b3tiquette' as I like to call it.
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# :D
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# \o/-YES!
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# that's lovely, dear
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# 1st post in 8 and a half years is
FAIL
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# Hotpiss
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# 8 years, first post, most impressive
So was this what you had in mind when you signed up in 2006?
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# HTTPS links don't get automatically hyperlinked
You'll notice this with youtube links too, you need to change it to just ordinary unsecure HTTP.
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# or stick it on the fridge
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#
Chimp WTF
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# ^ I think everyone means "Hi, welcome to b3ta (which isn't dying on its arse)"
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# As a long time lurker home from a similar bid, similarly astonishingly posting
The board needs more of this, but it is good to see that this place is still all fluffy kittens.
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#
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# What's 'facebook'?
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[challenge entry] Dick & Qwerty

issa GIMP, innit sovs?
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# 999
"fire brigade please!"
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# Watch it, whipper-snapper.
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# scandles!
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# Shit! I'm on fucking candles!
Must have missed last year as I was buying a house on this very day.

Co-incidentally my address is spelt 'Griffon' not 'Griffin', and when I was searching for 'animal carcass vulture' - well, I found out that that ain't a vulture... it's a griffon... SPOOKY!
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#

happy b3taday
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# Yeah, but did you do the text in two minutes in GIMP without much care and attention?
No, you did it all neatly and shit. What were you thinking?
(, Fri 31 Oct, 13:49, Reply)
#
:) I did it about two years ago, I can't remember how long it took. Look at the badger though, that's pretty half-arsed.
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#
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# The likeness is uncanny.
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# Woa that's some fiery shit.
Candles!
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# nicely
and that is A LOT OF CANDLES!
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# If you drink 10 cans of Special Brew and attack a pumpkin with a drill you've got a Halloween Candle-bra.
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# i love that film
also, candles!
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# I know, I'm a sucker for package-holiday-scenery-films, even if like that they're ludicrously fake.
Carry on Abroad, Shirley Valentine, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, For Your Eyes Only, Mamma Mia. All favouriteses.

But not as good as Jaws and Star Wars, obviously. Got to have some standards.
(, Fri 31 Oct, 14:16, Reply)
# indeed
jaws is the fucking tits
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# Merry candles :)
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