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# Well it's goodnight from me..........


HAve a good w/end
(, Fri 9 May, 17:41, Reply)
# good weekend...!
have some more ronnies..

(, Fri 9 May, 17:42, Reply)
# both pics (clap's and glubglub's)
are Ace!


(, Fri 9 May, 17:43, Reply)
# His trusted sidekick

(, Fri 9 May, 17:31, Reply)
# haha!
the perfect woman.
*jumps on shoulders*
(, Fri 9 May, 17:34, Reply)
# hahaha
:)
(, Fri 9 May, 17:40, Reply)
# hehe..
Dempsey and Greenpeace

(, Fri 9 May, 17:40, Reply)
# Outta my way Kirk!

(, Fri 9 May, 17:43, Reply)
# 'ning all

(, Fri 9 May, 17:21, Reply)
# That's very Pythonesque :D
Woo!
(, Fri 9 May, 17:24, Reply)
# cheers muchly

(, Fri 9 May, 17:30, Reply)
# YARRR!

(, Fri 9 May, 17:25, Reply)
# avast, ye scurvy dogs,
sub-prime off the starboard bow!
(, Fri 9 May, 17:25, Reply)
# Fantastic!
Now find out the best way to get bill money from shit flatmates.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:26, Reply)
# i'm trying to the same thing at the moment. i'm breaking out the cricket bat next.
or take a cutlass to the bastards
(, Fri 9 May, 17:28, Reply)
# Cricket bats are to be feared.
I just finished knocking in and oiling my new one.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:38, Reply)
# Ahhh, the sound of nose cartilidge on willow.

(, Fri 9 May, 17:50, Reply)
# Got home interent?
ask if they have internet banking, and when they say yes take them in there and make them set you up as a transfer target and send the money.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:29, Reply)
# Good plan that man.
I think at least two of them will, the other probably wont though.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:37, Reply)
# Hang 'em from the yardarm.

(, Fri 9 May, 17:39, Reply)
# Threaten them with violence.
no punch them then threaten them with further violence and explain that the violence will incur daily interest.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:39, Reply)
# Woo
*click*
(, Fri 9 May, 17:32, Reply)
# Does he sail the accountant-sea

(, Fri 9 May, 17:33, Reply)
# Lend me 100,000 doubloons
at 5%





/bargain
(, Fri 9 May, 17:33, Reply)
# Oddly I've read two books about an accountant who lives on a pirate ship
tallying their booty.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:48, Reply)
# Alienscape

My first render using Bryce. . .
(, Fri 9 May, 17:01, Reply)
# Oooh this reminds me of the Cell.
The Cell? Is that what I mean?

Beautiful movie with Jennifer Lopez in it, but never mind.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:03, Reply)
# yenifer lopay!

(, Fri 9 May, 17:06, Reply)
# Jennifer lopez revived her carrer by taking the first letter of her
First name and first two lettes of her last name

Do you think Pete Docherty could do the same?
(, Fri 9 May, 17:08, Reply)
# pffft

(, Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)
# pffftjynx

(, Fri 9 May, 17:10, Reply)
#
can you unjynx me now please
(, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)
# Unctuous

(, Fri 9 May, 17:17, Reply)
# how
you're too far away to punch

I officially deputise the nearest person to you to punch you and break the jynx.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:17, Reply)
# blimey
we just had to say a person's name


psst, it's spelt jinx
(, Fri 9 May, 17:21, Reply)
# Gin x

(, Fri 9 May, 17:24, Reply)
# i wasn't liked at school
they told me these were the rules.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:25, Reply)
# fair enough
*punches*
(, Fri 9 May, 17:31, Reply)
# pfffft

(, Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)
# ete cherty? I don't get it

(, Fri 9 May, 17:13, Reply)
# YES
She wears a lovely headpiece in it. Hang on.


www.imdb.com/media/rm2505480448/tt0209958

It really is a gorgeous film.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:08, Reply)
# You sure that's not catherine deane?
Unexpected Horse tho
So woo
(, Fri 9 May, 17:10, Reply)
# hmm
is it good enough that you are not annoyed by her for the whole thing?
(, Fri 9 May, 17:11, Reply)
# Yes.
Well, I think so. It really is glorious.

Here you go, another one.

www.imdb.com/media/rm2320931072/tt0209958

not her though. Seriously, watch it. At least the once.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:12, Reply)
# hmm
Maybe i will.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:13, Reply)
# It's worth it for the cinematography alone.
It's visually GLORIOUS.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:14, Reply)
# I would thereby recommend that you watch
The Fountain

edit:
www.imdb.com/media/rm3923941632/tt0414993
(, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)
# Which can fuck off.
I couldn't get into it at all. Hugh Jackman bores the shit out of me and as pretty as she is, Rachel Weisz's lack of talent screws every movie she's in, even if they're shit to begin with.

Prime example of fucking your way into a career if ever I saw one.


IMO obviously.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:18, Reply)
# I loved it lots.
Admittedly I'm the only person I know who did, but LOTS.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:19, Reply)
# Watch Casshern.
Seriously.


Right, I'm really leaving now.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)
# Gah, Casshern?
It's a pile of arse.
The directing and editing in the fights scenes is unmitigated tosh that loses any sense of danger/physicality and the plot is not so much complex" as "badly told".

I'd expected a lot from that film and was left feeling it had been half-finished by people incompetent to do it justice.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:27, Reply)
# god that was boring
pretty, but no plot or tension at all. really none.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:29, Reply)
# I liked about a boy
Saved by Huge I suppose
(, Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)
# I like most Hugh films.
Don't fancy him though.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)
# LIES
considering how good the book is they really fucked that up,

although rachel weisz is good as the dumb fucker in constantine
(, Fri 9 May, 17:35, Reply)
# God that was worse than The Cell.
Hugh Jackman crying all the time, while floating around in space on a tree in a bubble.

I've seen some crap movies, I really have.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:19, Reply)
# here's a tip:
try watching some good ones, it's often more fun!

(or you could be like me and have low standards, thereby improving every film you watch)
(, Fri 9 May, 17:28, Reply)
# !
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61839/1208354351/1001407.JPG
(, Fri 9 May, 17:14, Reply)
# Oh my.
I used to have two of those.

Less hairy though.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:15, Reply)
# you've lost a nipple?

(, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)
# Yep.
Oh no hold on.


No, it's in my bra. Phew.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)
# check behind the sofa
or in the gap between the fridge and the counter
(, Fri 9 May, 17:17, Reply)
# Lets play find the skippers nips
You go first...
(, Fri 9 May, 17:18, Reply)
# *unsheaths cutlass*
ALSO I am leaving now. Bye all!

WOW the storm just knocked out the lights for a second but not b3ta. See how much you're loved?

Anyway, t'ra.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:19, Reply)
# Waves
What storm?
(, Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)
# *salutes

(, Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)
# good god man
put it away!

EVERYDAY the nipple comes out.

(.)(@)
(, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)
# This is the only place I get to show it
Got to make the most of it

maybe I should have used it for my 1000th
(, Fri 9 May, 17:21, Reply)
# aren't there ...specialist websites?
(also a little nsfw notice might be appreciated!)
(, Fri 9 May, 17:26, Reply)
# Is your work really bothered by moobs?

(, Fri 9 May, 17:31, Reply)
# It looks nice, but it is a very bad film.
Comically, awfully bad.

Especially the bit when he stands up from his throne, and the curtains are attached to his back by metal hooks.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:14, Reply)
# I like that bit.
Although I have met people with capes attached to surface piercings on the back, so the sexual undertones are very apparent.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:15, Reply)
# henifer low-pezz
(said with sombrero held in bandits are rading our VILL-aaarge, pose)
(, Fri 9 May, 17:08, Reply)
# Have you seen the 100th episode of Family Guy?

(, Fri 9 May, 17:07, Reply)
# have you?

(, Fri 9 May, 17:07, Reply)
# I don't know. Have I?

(, Fri 9 May, 17:08, Reply)
# Seth MacFarlane narrates the whole thing,
and at one point he just laughs and says "I forgot how funny I am"
(, Fri 9 May, 17:11, Reply)
# That'd be a no then.
I have seen every Bertha episode though. I think.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:13, Reply)
# I haven't seen that since i were a bairn
is it on youtube or somesutch?
(, Fri 9 May, 17:14, Reply)
# I have NO idea.

(, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)
# Oh, ok.
Well if you get a chance to watch it, then good. You can laugh at the average americans he interviews about it.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:15, Reply)
# cell yes

(, Fri 9 May, 17:07, Reply)
# follicle NO
:D

I don't know.

How goes it young man?
(, Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)
# tee hee "young man"
it goes well
"things are happening" at home apparently

how goes it with you?
(, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)
# Oh aye?
Keep me updated, obviously.

It goes well, as I've finished working. Thank FUCK.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:18, Reply)
# hurrah
i however have not finished working.
BOOOOOOOOO

did you get to the bottom of your hip problem?
(, Fri 9 May, 17:20, Reply)
# i used to use bryce, until the interface drove me insane
it's lovely at landscapes, but you will find Vue Infinite to be better.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:07, Reply)
# YAY !bryce is fun!!!! here's mine.....


Click for Big version (248.6k)
(, Fri 9 May, 17:13, Reply)
# rich gay penut!

(, Fri 9 May, 17:15, Reply)
# Crocodiles Head on an ice berg
Watched by a posh peanut

I win
(, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8205574
(, Fri 9 May, 17:18, Reply)
# I so wish I hadn't read that
Feel like I have wasted 5 minutes
(, Fri 9 May, 17:24, Reply)
# It took you that long to read it?

(, Fri 9 May, 17:25, Reply)
# I think I nodded off in the middle somewhere

(, Fri 9 May, 17:27, Reply)
# It only took me 25 seconds.
You read slowly.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:28, Reply)
# it's a small crocodile

(, Fri 9 May, 17:42, Reply)
# thats really nice

(, Fri 9 May, 17:23, Reply)
# Wallpaper...
Please?
(, Fri 9 May, 17:27, Reply)
# Yay for renderingses
CFB
CFB, etc
(, Fri 9 May, 17:35, Reply)
# aceness

(, Fri 9 May, 17:47, Reply)
# rub it Bubby!

(, Fri 9 May, 16:54, Reply)
# Fiddler on the roof?:P

(, Fri 9 May, 16:59, Reply)
# i resent that
you can clearly see he is; in fact, on a floor of sorts!
(, Fri 9 May, 17:00, Reply)
# Could be one of them big yank roofs
with the big metal boxes on.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:04, Reply)
# Evening Skipper
Plans for a lovely weekend of Sunnyness?
(, Fri 9 May, 17:07, Reply)
# Yup.
And then a week with some annual leave, some mate meeting and hugging and loveliness and lots of travelling.

You?
(, Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)
# I am without babies
but with partners babies so...
I shall be in charge of the taxi service
If I'm lucky I'll get to hear the Southend Doncaster score at some point.

Hmph
I wanna go camping!
(, Fri 9 May, 17:11, Reply)
# Babies are ace.
Make sure to fill them full of sugar and coffee before giving them back.
(, Fri 9 May, 17:13, Reply)
# These ones live with me, so i get to keep them
I was considering valium
(, Fri 9 May, 17:16, Reply)
# Who is the dead person?

(, Fri 9 May, 17:06, Reply)
# his mum!
he "clingwrapped" her...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0106341/
(, Fri 9 May, 17:12, Reply)
# Oh
Nice
(, Fri 9 May, 17:26, Reply)
# If by judging the lines on the floor
he's just come back from the dead.I'm not suprised he's checking his wee fella out. I'd do the same
(, Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)
# [A Very Bad Boy!
...get back yer little shite, or I'll beat you brainless ;?)]
(, Fri 9 May, 17:39, Reply)
# Another meeting ate into my smut-drawing time......
So here's a kitten strapped to a nuke.

The only thing I could think of drawing during said meeting.
(, Fri 9 May, 16:42, Reply)
# AW THAT'S LOVELY

(, Fri 9 May, 16:43, Reply)
# Hello meester!

(, Fri 9 May, 16:44, Reply)
# OH HAI

(, Fri 9 May, 16:50, Reply)
# it's about to be fired up someones arse.

(, Fri 9 May, 16:53, Reply)
# Hopefully it'll go off next to the prostate
causing an instant and torrential ejaculation.
(, Fri 9 May, 16:54, Reply)
# The way to a man's heart is NOT thru his stomach!!!

(, Fri 9 May, 17:09, Reply)
# Don't ruin the lovely image I have of JollyJacks Lovely picture with your smut

(, Fri 9 May, 16:55, Reply)
# he's sadly lacking in tits.

just kidding, it's lovely.
(, Fri 9 May, 16:43, Reply)
# Hahahaha
I love it!

Especially the look on his ikkle furry face!
(, Fri 9 May, 16:43, Reply)
# this^

(, Fri 9 May, 16:48, Reply)
# So this London bash...
:P
(, Fri 9 May, 16:43, Reply)
# Hah
You won't give up, will you?

Still, if JJ does come I'll end up hiding in a corner in a state of wide-eyed hero-worship
(, Fri 9 May, 16:44, Reply)
# Well obviously he's not hip enough for the cool daddios
But he could at least tell me to fuck off:P
(, Fri 9 May, 16:46, Reply)
# we could all do that...
"fuck off"
(, Fri 9 May, 16:48, Reply)
# Ooo a proxy fuck off:P

(, Fri 9 May, 16:49, Reply)
# Jolly Jack just gazzed me
He asked me to tell you to fuck off.


edit: dammit, i should type faster
(, Fri 9 May, 16:49, Reply)
# Well my dad is bigger than his dad!
*bokes at ruler experience*

EDIT: That's webbed finger for ya!
(, Fri 9 May, 16:50, Reply)
# His dad's got a better car than your dad

(, Fri 9 May, 16:50, Reply)
# Hehehe not that I talk to my dad
But which one and no:P
(, Fri 9 May, 16:51, Reply)
# Errrr
*that* one.

*points left*


edit: i've not got webbed fingers! i'm just a mong! a mong who's going to do some shopping and then enjoy this ludicrously good weather.
(, Fri 9 May, 16:52, Reply)
# Oh you had to point to that one didn't you?!
Okay that one is better but it's still a bidet!

EDIT: I know your fingers aren't webbed, crab boy!
(, Fri 9 May, 16:53, Reply)
# ^
This
(, Fri 9 May, 16:47, Reply)
# heh
yeah, it is kind of weird being a b3tan, hanging out with people who are so talented, it's kind of like jamming with yr favourite band everyday. :-)
(, Fri 9 May, 16:47, Reply)
# Yes!
But I'm giving him the chance to hang out with me none the less!
(, Fri 9 May, 16:48, Reply)
# :-D

(, Fri 9 May, 17:03, Reply)
# Funny you should say that
I find it more like visiting the local special needs school
(, Fri 9 May, 16:49, Reply)
# You say the nicest things.
*hugs*

*dribbles*
(, Fri 9 May, 16:51, Reply)
# Back to making keyrings you!
You think this school pays for itself?!
(, Fri 9 May, 16:52, Reply)
# I'm going to Edinburgh's Downs Syndrome School after work
to call the kids cunts for making their pictures on A4 paper instead of A5, then Im setting the new kid on fire.
(, Fri 9 May, 16:56, Reply)
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