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# Jon Barlow


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I wonder what it would have been like if Ken Barlow had been in a relationship with Jon Snow instead of Deirdre?
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# Needs the specs
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# Now I'm over forty I get this catalogue through the door full of useful stuff...
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# Most useful.
(and hello old timer!)
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# Hello Mr Monkeon
Glad to see you never stopped making great stuff!
(, Wed 26 Jul, 15:31, Reply)
# Ha ha! This is delightful!
"Perhaps a little too freely?"!!
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# don't overdo it, you might get banned for spamming the board
cheers, and blue sticks ftw!
(, Wed 26 Jul, 15:18, Reply)
# get a betterware catalogue
they're funny as fuck
(, Wed 26 Jul, 15:24, Reply)
# Forgot the environmental aspects, as of being reusable.
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# You should charge at least three times as much as anyone would ever think of paying for such tat
Just like JML.
(, Wed 26 Jul, 16:29, Reply)
# good to see your name
I often think of the animation with old people and tea - that was you yeah?
(, Wed 26 Jul, 17:37, Reply)
# Hi Rob
Lovely to see the usual crowd are still here. As for 'Old people and tea' Can't remember if it was or not. I definitely did something with old people. Not sure if we did the tea one, without scouring the archives. I can't access my old Mr.Mantlepies account so using this one, forgot the password and cant retrieve it. Ho hum.
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# Has it got a lingerie section? Them's the bestest bits.
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# They probably have bra strap extenders
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# I'm sure the little blue sticks would be featured in that section also...
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# Aaaarrrggghhhh!
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# Hahaha very good
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# you khan't be serious
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# Arf!
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# Ha ha!
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# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Goodbye Flash - Adobe have announced it's finally ditching it, wave it goodbye
Improve Football - Make the kick ball game more good
Terrible miscasting - 10 years since we've done an inappropriate actors challenge
Historical Video Games - Grand Theft Auto Londinium, Call of Duty:Ancient War, Cavecraft
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# F for Fangtastics
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# ^this^
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# I'll take what the majority will pick
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# i'm going on holiday
but would like to see you all do an F
(, Wed 26 Jul, 13:02, Reply)
# Improve football
Because it's fucking shit
(, Wed 26 Jul, 13:24, Reply)
# here you go...
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# beans are marginally worse than football
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# YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE SINGING!! YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE SINGING!!
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# Beans are clearly better than football.
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# 1 pls
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# F
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# historical video games sounds strong
Ocean Liner Willy
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# goodbye ms paint
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# 3 and a forceful blast of piss, ta.
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# Offside!
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# Double whammy!
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#
*sadface*
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# needs a hand coming out of the grave
they're just moving it to the app store
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# "Stood up again, waited where she said for an hour but no sign of her"
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# Perfect
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# I'm only replying here so monkeon's reply looks funnier...
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# {:-D
FP this now!!
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# Awwwww why the long face Nigel?
You got what you always wanted: the UK is becoming a narrow-minded isolationist backwater that other countries will point at and laugh. Cheer up love.
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# he's sad because the cinema gave him feels
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# and here.......
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# and here...
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# I like how he aimed his tweet at young people. Like he has any young followers.
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# Trump tied it for him
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# {:-)
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# Nobody wins here......IT'S A TIE!!
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# Britain practices for a possible surprise visit by Donald Trump.
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# Ha, you should mark the distance on the carpet
That way people can throw their eggs more accurately.
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# Egging the Trump
It could be a new Olympic sport
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# Would you volunteer to lay the eggs for such an event?
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# A giant mouth would be more successful
as he's great at putting his foot therein.
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# putin his foot dontcha mean
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# Orange carpet?
Arlene Foster, shirley.
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# Who?
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# jo brand
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# :)
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# NICELY done! Although horrific, obviously...
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# Cheers!
:D
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# Jo Brand?
Nice work though, looks like Domsez. (but in a proper aspect ratio)
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# David Bowie 4eva in are hartz
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# Quentin Crisp's looking well.
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# Reminded of Ian Brady for some reason.
Creepy.
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# Eye irritatin' good! Free pair of goggles with every bucket of Kentucky Fried Chlorine
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# and some GM fries as well
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# thats why i prefer my chicken organic..
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#
*dispenses nerve bleach*
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[challenge entry] On a similar note.
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# It's impressive how the staff arrange the chicken pieces the same way in every bucket :D
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# Ha!
They have a special chicken part stacking method, it's in the franchise manual.
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# urk
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# Haha
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# That's tasty, that is.
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# I like this
and I like that it could also stand for Christ, Fox is a Cunt
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# RIS???
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#
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# Reading the article...I'm amused.
Making up for slack hygiene standards? C'mon. Clearly those fuckers have never set foot in a poultry kill plant. They're not hygienic...not as clean as your kitchen. Anything but...how could they be with the industrialized scale of guts and gore flying around? One plant I've visited processes 1.2 million chickens a week. Per week. No matter where the birds come from, they're probably got bacteria issues...it's the nature of the birds. You the consumer needs to wash the poultry you buy and for fuck's sake make sure it's cooked properly.

And if anybody asks what part of the chicken is the nugget...ALL of the chicken is the nugget...yes it's poultry putty with the lovely trade name of 'mechanically separated chicken' aka MSC. Mmmmm....putty.



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# On second thoughts I'll have a drop o' chlorine on mine too.
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# A boring public announcement, sorry...
...but ar least a quarter of chickens are riddled with campylobacter, but you make it worse by washing them. The bugs can't grow at much below 37 C but are very hardy at holding out till the right opportunity arises. So, wash your chicken (not in this case some sort of euphemism) and you spray aerosol of viable campylobacter around your kitchen. This gets picked up by stuff you aren't cooking, you then get ill.
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# Recent health guidelines suggest not washing raw chicken
for this very reason. Nasty stuff.
(, Tue 25 Jul, 18:13, Reply)
# Interesting...hadn't heard that...but glad to know.
In other news, chicken's pretty damn dirty stuff :)
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# Like a huge meaty poo.
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# Straight in the bin, nicely
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# 100 kg/min heading for your local broth/soup/nugget/pet food manufacturer
Mmmmm. Putty.
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#
bin bargain bucket
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# Fuck
soak mine in borax
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# It is in the Mail
It has to be true! (We even know that in Merika...)
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# better than CHiPs
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# I would seriously watch that
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# well who wouldn't?
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# But who's got the nicer bum?
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# VOTE NOW!!!
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#
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# Nemo is Omen backwards
just saying
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# Devil fish!
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#
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# geez susan boyles lookin fit
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# Should've gone to specsavers
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# Fake clown fish, sad
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# Cannot. Look. Away.
Mmmnnrghrrfffl
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# The fish is obviously in control.
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# How the HELL did you manage to sneak that camera into my kitchen?
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[challenge entry] Not the easiest challenge this week, is it?
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# 8D
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# Giving it a miss this week
Saving my strength!
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# triffic
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# well done
have a click
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# Ha ha ha ha!
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[challenge entry] Does the TV adaptation count?
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# Wonderful.
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# i like this
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# Pfft.
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# This is good
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# he's the greatest, he's fantastic
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# awesome
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# ta :)
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# want
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# i'm gonna start putting the patterns online one of these days
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# Go on...
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# That's one for later
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# Top job Smash!
:D
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# ta ninj!
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# "Not half, Chief!".
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# *Miss Boathooks*
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# Crumbs!
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# superb smashy
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# that's flippin' brill!
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# Cor, legs!
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# :)
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# Top work!
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# phew!
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# It's the greatest, it's fantastic...
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# Super
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# A fine and lovely thing.
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# lovely bedspread
Do you always sleep on the kitchen floor?
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# I like this
and think it should be FP.
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# Not likely
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# next time gadget.. next ti....oh wait, FUCK!
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# {:-)
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# This is a citizen's arrest!
Put your hands on the car and get ready to die!
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#
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# Ha-ha!
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