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# jah!
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(, Fri 25 May, 20:12, Reply)
# all hail emperor selassie!
really nice pic by the way...

have a buffalo soldier

(, Fri 25 May, 20:38, Reply)
# YES
is there a haile selassie here ? .......no
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy8bvxlMbAA
(, Fri 25 May, 20:41, Reply)
# .

(, Fri 25 May, 19:33, Reply)
# clicks and spangs

(, Fri 25 May, 20:09, Reply)
# to spangenberg!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spangenberg
(, Fri 25 May, 20:39, Reply)
# New Vajazzle game in development...

(, Fri 25 May, 19:31, Reply)
# saw your status earlier
well done on realising the idea
(, Fri 25 May, 19:38, Reply)
# in fact, FP THIS NOW

(, Fri 25 May, 19:38, Reply)
# I thought it was too good not to
illustrate....
(, Fri 25 May, 19:45, Reply)
[challenge entry] OH, BALROGS!
OH, BALROGS!
(, Fri 25 May, 19:31, Reply)
# YOU...SHALL NOT PASS...EVER!

(, Fri 25 May, 19:58, Reply)
# Come back here and take whats comin' to ya...
I'll bite yer legs off...
(, Fri 25 May, 20:21, Reply)
# This is a sign that I need to get more sleep.
Photobucket
(, Fri 25 May, 18:57, Reply)
# Whatever it's a sign of, it's a good sign

(, Fri 25 May, 19:11, Reply)
# Attraction to stationery?

(, Fri 25 May, 19:17, Reply)
# He's gonna run out of cock if he doesnt stop!

(, Fri 25 May, 19:19, Reply)
# I draw the line for this kind of thing.

(, Fri 25 May, 19:31, Reply)
# I think we can nib this one in the bud.

(, Fri 25 May, 19:32, Reply)
# Can I pencil you in for next week?

(, Fri 25 May, 19:34, Reply)
# It'll have 2B; my sketch-ule's completely full this week.

(, Fri 25 May, 19:42, Reply)
# Busy sharpening your wood, eh?

(, Fri 25 May, 19:48, Reply)
# I don't think such a problem would erase... I mean, arise.

(, Fri 25 May, 20:26, Reply)
# bag for yiff

(, Fri 25 May, 18:11, Reply)
# sympathy 'bag yer nuts' reply

(, Fri 25 May, 19:32, Reply)
# thanks, this post died
squirrels with tits are not funny anymore :(
(, Fri 25 May, 19:48, Reply)
# J.J. killed it.

(, Fri 25 May, 19:57, Reply)
#
killed nailed
(, Fri 25 May, 20:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] DA-DA-DA-DAAAAA............

(, Fri 25 May, 17:09, Reply)
# I was on fire that day.

(, Fri 25 May, 17:15, Reply)
# ...or maybe just your pants

(, Fri 25 May, 17:38, Reply)
# My zipper melted.

(, Fri 25 May, 17:48, Reply)
# ha ha ha!

(, Fri 25 May, 17:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] Woo
Mind if I park this Pea here?

Also this

(, Fri 25 May, 18:36, Reply)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 25 May, 16:20, Reply)
# XD Awesome as always!!

(, Fri 25 May, 16:23, Reply)
# Thank you Moggy (Positive Thinking)!

(, Fri 25 May, 17:08, Reply)
# Grrrr, curse b3tards for not loading! >_<

(, Fri 25 May, 16:25, Reply)
# O_O

(, Fri 25 May, 17:07, Reply)
# Yeah, it's just redex for everything from b3tards, and I can't get on the site itself.
Might just be my internet, but I dunno. :S
(, Fri 25 May, 17:09, Reply)
# Missing b3tards...
Reboot your router. Reboot your laptop. Open fresh bottle of cold beer.

/techsupport
(, Fri 25 May, 17:12, Reply)
# I've done both :(
Might just be the internet, I saw a bloke from BT fiddling with the phone box thingy on the corner before.

I think I'll give it a while before I try again.
(, Fri 25 May, 17:15, Reply)
# .
First - threaten your PC with a hammer. Turn on webcam, place hammer where PC can see it. Just as a warning.

As to BT fiddling with the phone box thingy in the corner... that is just freaky... as BT is also fiddling with the boxy thingy on my corner too. Are you stalking me?

Techy answer: you can change DNS settings to use OpenDNS instead of BT. (Gaz me for more techy details instead of filling a thread with junk. If you know what a DNS is then use 208.67.222.222 and 208.67.220.220 as shown on the OpenDNS.com website)
(, Fri 25 May, 17:37, Reply)
# I've shaken it up with a Black and Decker...
And if you're in a lowly Manchester suburb, then you probably live right near me. XD

I'll have to have a look see if anything's amiss. I can only assume the BT fella's done something that my internet hasn't agreed with; maybe he's reset something... Thanks for the heads up! I'll let you know if I need help :)
(, Fri 25 May, 17:42, Reply)
# Throw hammer at BT fella...
That BT Bloke will not have caused this. Unless he has installed some form of b3ta blockers. All that a BT Bloke like that can do is totally cut you off by pulling the wrong cable out.

And my BT Bloke is more southern that yours as I am down here by the seaside in Brighton.

www.anonymouse.org is a handy proxy surfing site that will let you see the pretty pictures while waiting for your PC to learn to behave. (Not sure how well the b3ta user login will work via anonymouse as it is designed to hide your tracks when accessing naughty sites that BT don't like)
(, Fri 25 May, 17:56, Reply)
# Too late now, he's buggered off.
I think right now, my only course of action is to just wait. If memory serves me correctly, this has happened before, and it was fine the next day.

But yeah, I think I'll get by without anything dodgy like a proxy. :)
(, Fri 25 May, 18:03, Reply)
# proxy can be handy in such circumstances
but i wouldn't enter any passwords or personal info. there only has to be one weak link in the chain.
(, Fri 25 May, 18:24, Reply)
# I'm having trouble too. Guessing it's a DNS error but can't be arsed changing it.
Look up the open dns, or google dns and switch it for the night if you want to try and fix the problem. Takes about a minute.
(, Fri 25 May, 18:38, Reply)
# Is it just a load of redexes, and the b3tards website not loading?
I think I'll just leave it be; I mean, /board isn't exactly busy right now.

I'm sure it'll be right as rain in due time.
(, Fri 25 May, 18:44, Reply)
# DNS is the Domain Name Server which basically tells your computer how to find a website's server to pull the information off, every ISP uses a their own default one.
If the DNS is broked for a site then you won't be able to access it, or anything on its servers.
It's a quick fix in your network settings to just change the default to another one.
(, Fri 25 May, 18:53, Reply)
# Mm... it's something my Xbox loves to whinge about; I feel ashamed I only just found out what it was.
It's a mystery as to why I have to do this in the first place, unless my ISP have changed the default...
(, Fri 25 May, 19:03, Reply)
# Myeh, they fuck up often enough for people to whinge about them and set up independant ones.
Sites can do it to themselves during maintenance, or the ISP's server had an aneurysm and dropped a bit.
(, Fri 25 May, 19:08, Reply)
# I think it's safe to assume it's my ISP's fault and not b3tards'.
I've had to phone my ISP on numerous occasions because of this... I'll have a poke around. If I get no joy, I'll have to ring them up and bollock them again.
(, Fri 25 May, 19:17, Reply)
# http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
doh! link - www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
(, Fri 25 May, 20:11, Reply)
# Ringing ISPs is a waste of time
Ringing the BT ISP "support" is even worse. Especially late in the evening as the idiot staff are put on to answer the phones. You would get a better response by jabbing a dart into your leg. Less pain.
(, Fri 25 May, 20:22, Reply)
# Use The Force, Fox.

(, Fri 25 May, 17:14, Reply)
# It's a star wars thing
Robot camels on fire
(, Fri 25 May, 17:07, Reply)
# C-beams glittering in the dark

(, Fri 25 May, 17:08, Reply)
# Tears... in... rain...
I actually recorded that the other night, I'll be giving it a watch later.
(, Fri 25 May, 17:09, Reply)
# Hurrah!

(, Fri 25 May, 16:34, Reply)
# The Rebels are fucked right now.

(, Fri 25 May, 17:09, Reply)
# Epic!

(, Fri 25 May, 16:54, Reply)
# This DID happen!

(, Fri 25 May, 17:09, Reply)
#

(, Fri 25 May, 18:09, Reply)
# Sold!

(, Fri 25 May, 19:33, Reply)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10599171
(, Fri 25 May, 20:16, Reply)
# Holy Shit!
Awesome to the max!
(, Fri 25 May, 17:31, Reply)
# :D

(, Fri 25 May, 17:51, Reply)
# Top quality
*audience applause*
(, Fri 25 May, 17:32, Reply)
# o/

(, Fri 25 May, 17:52, Reply)
# "You're only meant to blow the bloody back panel slide off"

(, Fri 25 May, 18:06, Reply)
# fuckyeahthis^

(, Fri 25 May, 19:33, Reply)
# newsletter
I wrote it on my own today as Dave is on holiday. Exciting facts like these await those who read the newsletter.

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue530/
(, Fri 25 May, 15:04, Reply)
# Yay!
Cheers Rob.
(, Fri 25 May, 15:05, Reply)
# What Smallbrainfield said

(, Fri 25 May, 15:06, Reply)
# A good 5 minutes after you stuck it on twitter.
You've changed, man, you've changed...
(, Fri 25 May, 15:06, Reply)
# Nice one Rob :)

(, Fri 25 May, 15:14, Reply)
# Muchas!

(, Fri 25 May, 15:20, Reply)
# Dave is on holiday? I'm pretty sure I saw her posting a drawing of a rabbit in a gasmask earlier
Cheers the LOVELY rob
(, Fri 25 May, 15:25, Reply)
# I'm now chuckling at thought of Moggy writing the newsletter

(, Fri 25 May, 15:30, Reply)
# I think we should let her have a go as a guest-writer
and frantically try and translate all the random lines of Japanese.
(, Fri 25 May, 15:34, Reply)
# Reading newsletter, I want to Welsh! XD

(, Fri 25 May, 15:34, Reply)
# Writing linesubject for newsletter you! X3

(, Fri 25 May, 15:38, Reply)
# I mae'n cymraeg!

(, Fri 25 May, 15:39, Reply)
# Bless you

(, Fri 25 May, 16:05, Reply)
# shove it up your arse

(, Fri 25 May, 16:08, Reply)
# XD Thanks!

(, Fri 25 May, 16:13, Reply)
# Newsletter subject line compo
make it one line
and make it oh-so-fine
(, Fri 25 May, 14:28, Reply)
# #subjectline not #stolen from #twitter #forachange

(, Fri 25 May, 14:29, Reply)
# It'll make you feel
Like a Virgin
(, Fri 25 May, 14:30, Reply)
# A ten minute break from hearing about the fucking Olympics.

(, Fri 25 May, 14:31, Reply)
# WHY IS BOARD LIKE A GHOST TOWN, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE OUT IN THE SUN, COS THAT WOULD BE A LIE.

(, Fri 25 May, 14:34, Reply)
#
Me on the left
(, Fri 25 May, 14:46, Reply)
#

(, Fri 25 May, 14:56, Reply)
#

(, Fri 25 May, 15:01, Reply)
# early summer fun norks special

(, Fri 25 May, 14:35, Reply)
# SOMETHING ABOUT BEING LIKE GREECE LEAVING THE EUROZONE.

(, Fri 25 May, 14:36, Reply)
# Because Reddit's 0000FF makes your eyes water

(, Fri 25 May, 14:37, Reply)
# Low doorframes make for good giraffe excluders
or something
(, Fri 25 May, 14:37, Reply)
# :D

(, Fri 25 May, 14:39, Reply)
# ABSENCE OF CLOUDS CONTINUES TO BAFFLE UK SCIENTISTS
'We don't know what that flaming hot ball in the sky is either,' said a leading boffin yesterday.
(, Fri 25 May, 14:38, Reply)
# pfffft

(, Fri 25 May, 14:38, Reply)
# The best thing about summer is the short skirts - but my missus says they don't suit my legs

(, Fri 25 May, 14:38, Reply)
# Olympic torch brings fire to the Welsh Valleys
Thousands cower in their caves.
(, Fri 25 May, 14:38, Reply)
# New king of Wales announced

(, Fri 25 May, 14:39, Reply)
# 6.4 billion cubic centimeters of penis appear and disappear ever night in Great Britian.

(, Fri 25 May, 14:39, Reply)
# is this Trufact?
edit: actually, I just checked your numbers and I must conclude, based on an average penis volume increase of 90cm³ and the number of sexually active males in the UK, taking into account that some are impotent, your numbers are wildly inflated.

Sort it out, ffs.

disclaimer: I am a fuckwit
(, Fri 25 May, 15:27, Reply)
# "wildly inflated"
fnar fnar
(, Fri 25 May, 16:46, Reply)
# Hah!

(, Fri 25 May, 17:43, Reply)
# INCLUDES THIS SUMMER'S COLLECTION OF THE FINEST CUNTSHEDS

(, Fri 25 May, 14:40, Reply)
# Front doorsteps come complete with wrought iron Fat Ballbag holder.

(, Fri 25 May, 14:42, Reply)
# INDEPENDENCE FOR SCOTLAND, BUT CAN IT BE DEEP FRIED?

(, Fri 25 May, 14:40, Reply)
# CLICK HERE TO LIKE FACEBOOK SHARES

(, Fri 25 May, 14:44, Reply)
# B3ta: the Greece of the Internet.

(, Fri 25 May, 14:44, Reply)
# It's got groove,
it's got meaning.
(, Fri 25 May, 14:45, Reply)
# BUY $38 B3TA SHARES HERE

(, Fri 25 May, 14:45, Reply)
# DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS?

(, Fri 25 May, 14:47, Reply)
# I HAZ MY TOWEL!!:O
I got to meet the gentleman in quest three times in my life. Sadly missed.
(, Fri 25 May, 14:51, Reply)
# It's just loads of random internet crap.
www.b3ta.com/links/688532
(, Fri 25 May, 14:47, Reply)
# Milky milky, very milky.

(, Fri 25 May, 14:49, Reply)
# The ill-advised Hugh Dennis/ Shaman charity single

(, Fri 25 May, 14:57, Reply)
# compiled and edited by John Terry

(, Fri 25 May, 14:53, Reply)
# Arf!

(, Fri 25 May, 14:56, Reply)
# Special 'Big Society' edition - write your own fucking newsletter

(, Fri 25 May, 14:54, Reply)
# TIM WESTWOOD GOT FIRED WTF!?

(, Fri 25 May, 14:55, Reply)
# he did?
hahaha
(, Fri 25 May, 15:02, Reply)
# BOOM!

(, Fri 25 May, 16:08, Reply)
# Jubilee? still time to find a rock to hide under

(, Fri 25 May, 14:57, Reply)
# ON TWITTER BEFORE /BOARD

(, Fri 25 May, 15:00, Reply)
# ROHYPNOL - TODAY'S SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

(, Fri 25 May, 15:01, Reply)
# BEACH? DON'T BOTHER, THE GERMANS HAVE ALREADY CLAIMED YOUR SPOT

(, Fri 25 May, 15:05, Reply)
# The only thing in Britain that HASN'T got a Union Jack slapped on it

(, Fri 25 May, 15:05, Reply)
# oooooh...someone's in a bad mood today

(, Fri 25 May, 14:14, Reply)
# logs in, logs out.
Burns photoshop.

:D
(, Fri 25 May, 14:19, Reply)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
Bloody Excellent work Elvis. Clicks, Clicks, Clicks - the number of the best!
(, Fri 25 May, 14:21, Reply)
# Hahahahaha
great stuff, lovely payoff
(, Fri 25 May, 14:21, Reply)
# Cool!
There was a b3tan that did a bit of a series of these back in the day - can't remember for the life of me who it was but they were ace as well.

/notthemosthelpfulpostintheworld blog
(, Fri 25 May, 14:22, Reply)
# Koit and Traffic Light Wars.
Here
(, Fri 25 May, 14:26, Reply)
# That's the boys!
Thanks
(, Fri 25 May, 14:30, Reply)
# Very awesome.
's got the makings of an indie video game
(, Fri 25 May, 14:23, Reply)
# it's like the bit in superman III

(, Fri 25 May, 14:27, Reply)
# that was my thought too :D

(, Fri 25 May, 16:09, Reply)
# I like this
muchly
(, Fri 25 May, 14:33, Reply)
# Cor, reminds me of Koit
Nice work!
(, Fri 25 May, 14:34, Reply)
# aye
traffic light wars FTW!
(, Fri 25 May, 17:35, Reply)
# superb

(, Fri 25 May, 14:34, Reply)
# thought that was koit there :)

woo!
(, Fri 25 May, 14:45, Reply)
# Nice!

(, Fri 25 May, 14:59, Reply)
# Woo
Tip top
(, Fri 25 May, 15:15, Reply)
# I am just in awe at everything you do

(, Fri 25 May, 17:34, Reply)
# Olympic torch relay: Crowds greet flame in Wales
.

(, Fri 25 May, 13:49, Reply)
# topilols!

(, Fri 25 May, 13:51, Reply)
# toapilols?

(, Fri 25 May, 13:54, Reply)
# topitoapilols

(, Fri 25 May, 13:55, Reply)
# polititoapitopilols
(it's a welsh mp in the crowd)
(, Fri 25 May, 13:59, Reply)
# boyopolititoapitopilols

(, Fri 25 May, 14:08, Reply)
# boyopolititoapitopilolsisit?

(, Fri 25 May, 14:09, Reply)
# wailaapoyboyopolititoapitopilolsisit

(, Fri 25 May, 14:13, Reply)
# Loremipsumdolorsitametwailaapoyboyopolititoapitopilolsisit

(, Fri 25 May, 14:24, Reply)
# Hahahaha
I used to work with a proper Welsh nationalist. When I pointed out that most of the property in London - including the building we worked in - was owned by foreigners and by his rationale I'd be justified in burning them all down, he didn't really have an answer for that.
(, Fri 25 May, 14:13, Reply)
# Smoke cheese everyday

(, Fri 25 May, 13:36, Reply)
# we had some cheese the other night.
pretty good smoke but it fucking stinks
(, Fri 25 May, 13:40, Reply)
# Had some Chino a few weeks back.
Half Cheese, half Rhino, 100% potent.
(, Fri 25 May, 13:45, Reply)
# :)

(, Fri 25 May, 13:45, Reply)
# Silk Road ftw

(, Fri 25 May, 13:49, Reply)
# haha *wink wink*

(, Fri 25 May, 18:07, Reply)
# Pffft!
This, and the post below, reminded me of one of my favourite b3ta pics ever: http://www.b3ta.com/board/10336342
(, Fri 25 May, 13:50, Reply)
# Oh my fucking days

(, Fri 25 May, 13:56, Reply)
# Hahaha, genuine lol

(, Fri 25 May, 13:57, Reply)
# ^ not seen that before
but hilarious, nonetheless
(, Fri 25 May, 14:01, Reply)
# Ha ha ha ha!

(, Fri 25 May, 14:02, Reply)
[challenge entry] Kablams!


Click for bigger (232 kb)

(, Fri 25 May, 13:12, Reply)
# fuck yeah!

(, Fri 25 May, 13:14, Reply)
# I daren't click for bigger
My browser might not be able to cope with the awesomeness :)
(, Fri 25 May, 13:18, Reply)
# I tried clicking bigger on my netbook
it melted
(, Fri 25 May, 13:21, Reply)
# I clifed fog bfid and it defhred mine

(, Fri 25 May, 13:24, Reply)
# this is the most awesome thing I've seen today
since I did the naked belly bongo dance in a full length mirror this morning
(, Fri 25 May, 13:21, Reply)
# POW!

(, Fri 25 May, 13:24, Reply)
# KABLAMMO

(, Fri 25 May, 13:25, Reply)
# i now want a flaming lion bar
and this, by my calculations, contains 659% purest concentrated win
(, Fri 25 May, 13:26, Reply)
# board today is looking rather splendid :D
/relurks
(, Fri 25 May, 13:26, Reply)
# I wouldn't know, b3tards is fucking up for me. DX

(, Fri 25 May, 13:33, Reply)
# \o/

(, Fri 25 May, 13:31, Reply)
# Cheers y'all
I'm going to take my lunch break now. See you in a bit.
(, Fri 25 May, 13:32, Reply)
# hahahaha

(, Fri 25 May, 13:35, Reply)
[challenge entry] Awesome!!!!

(, Fri 25 May, 13:36, Reply)
# you killed a helicopter with a car!

(, Fri 25 May, 13:38, Reply)
# He ran out of sharks

(, Fri 25 May, 13:39, Reply)
# hahaha!

(, Fri 25 May, 14:07, Reply)
# There is a big deal about the Golden Gate Bridge being 75 years old this weekend
Nothing about helicopters and sharks in the local newspapers (yet...)
(, Fri 25 May, 17:26, Reply)
# *gaffer tapes head to stop brain exploding*

(, Fri 25 May, 13:45, Reply)
# Madagascar 4 - Directed by Michael Bay

(, Fri 25 May, 13:52, Reply)
# PC LOAD LETTER

What the fuck does that mean ?
(, Fri 25 May, 12:43, Reply)
# It means you need to ask one of the nice support staff to help you out
pick the prettiest one
(, Fri 25 May, 12:47, Reply)
# 8D

(, Fri 25 May, 12:48, Reply)
#
Office SpACE !
(, Fri 25 May, 12:48, Reply)
# "Die motherfuckers die motherfuckers still!"

(, Fri 25 May, 12:49, Reply)
# I would say something polite about their ties
and the weather
(, Fri 25 May, 12:50, Reply)
#

(, Fri 25 May, 12:51, Reply)
# see also: Toner will need to be replaced soon
like I'm going to be the one doing that!
(, Fri 25 May, 12:53, Reply)
# Garfield meets Sequential Art?

(, Fri 25 May, 13:10, Reply)
# It's all about the yiffing

(, Fri 25 May, 13:16, Reply)
# if you met a perfect clone of yourself, would you?

(, Fri 25 May, 13:21, Reply)
# I'd be more inclined to use my clone for evil.

(, Fri 25 May, 13:22, Reply)
# ^this

(, Fri 25 May, 13:26, Reply)
# no

(, Fri 25 May, 13:33, Reply)
# hmmmm
best never go in my cellar then
(, Fri 25 May, 13:40, Reply)
# you have a perfect clone of yourself in your cellar?

(, Fri 25 May, 14:10, Reply)
# "you have been weighed, you have been measured and you have been found wanting"

(, Fri 25 May, 12:53, Reply)
# I don't just like this
I fucking LOVE this.

And it's going on my desktop if that's ok
(, Fri 25 May, 13:02, Reply)
# Sure thing. There's a bigger version on my blog.
Link to blog.
(, Fri 25 May, 13:10, Reply)
# you star... cheers

(, Fri 25 May, 13:11, Reply)
# Hehehe!
Smashing! :D
(, Fri 25 May, 13:02, Reply)
# Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Nicely done sire.
(, Fri 25 May, 13:53, Reply)
# You have fallen, it is not okay

(, Fri 25 May, 14:02, Reply)
# Are you Denis Denuto?
Did you try clearing tray 3?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnN7U9Q8pvQ
(, Fri 25 May, 14:16, Reply)
# Fuck yeah.
Stuck in traffic this morning I started thinking about the opening sequence of this.
(, Fri 25 May, 14:29, Reply)

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