I made a creepy moving eye thing...
Watch the short video

(karls, Mon 23 Nov, 4:43, Reply)

cool, reminds me of this.
www.blotterart.net/albums/LSD/lsd_blotter_ap_lips_noses_blue.jpg
and the tool aenima eye.
(I am a cucumber. I am a cucumber, I am a cucumber, I'm a cucumber., Mon 23 Nov, 4:47, Reply)

Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, Living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world!

( Microwave, Mon 23 Nov, 3:24, Reply)

This is lovely
you should do something like a collection of pictures, maybe an illustrated alphabet of similar things? that would sell for christmas.
(Sticky Label, Mon 23 Nov, 3:37, Reply)

GJM
Ah, good. About time someone went and conquered the world.
All the previous claimants just pretended they had done so.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Nov, 3:54, Reply)

is that a squid?

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Mon 23 Nov, 2:42, Reply)

wtf
aghghghghgh what the hell is that
( The_Fiend, Mon 23 Nov, 2:45, Reply)

HAHAHAHA, penguin.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Nov, 2:48, Reply)

\o/

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Mon 23 Nov, 2:56, Reply)

Erm...
Fungal infection?
Nuclear bomb under his shirt?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 23 Nov, 2:56, Reply)

...quite the bellend he has under his jacket

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 3:21, Reply)

SHADABOTS!

cfb (130k)
Shada's original set www.b3ta.com/board/9803928
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Nov, 2:34, Reply)

hehe
your fab at 3d mate, how long does it generally take you
:D woo
( The_Fiend, Mon 23 Nov, 2:37, Reply)

Too long.
But I am getting faster at it all the time. I puttered at that
yesterday and some today. Maybe 5 hours or so. Most of it
was fiddling with colours and trying things that went wrong. [/;-D
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Nov, 2:42, Reply)

yaaay!
this is grand indeed :D
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Mon 23 Nov, 2:38, Reply)

Thx.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Nov, 2:43, Reply)

relevant only if you live in South Australia - otherwise move along please


story here

www.smh.com.au/national/rann-used-me-to-stroke-his-own-ego-exbarmaid-20091123-itgu.html
(31eeweep remember, I am capable of inflicting severe pain, Mon 23 Nov, 1:24, Reply)

I am not from australia
but this is relevant to me.... mmmm ooooooooo click the nipple
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:26, Reply)

*raises hand*
I have a question regarding the accompanying news piece

How do you kiss someone with your tongue? -- it doesn't make sense. Tongues don't have lips!
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 1:27, Reply)

it's a french thing
you know what those bloody froggies are like!
(31eeweep remember, I am capable of inflicting severe pain, Mon 23 Nov, 1:29, Reply)

I know! They inhale cigarette smoke through their nose too
sheesh!
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 1:30, Reply)

I think 'with' in this context means 'accompanied by' rather than 'using' (the kiss is accompanied by tongue action).
You'd say 'I went to the pub with Dave', meaning accompanied by Dave; you didn't use Dave as your mode of transport.
( Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Mon 23 Nov, 1:30, Reply)

yeah, but I wouldn't stick my tongue in his mouth either

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 1:33, Reply)

If it's the dave i'm thinking of
there's something else you'd be sticking in his mouth.

Apparently, he's quite talented in that area and doesn't mind being ridden.
(31eeweep remember, I am capable of inflicting severe pain, Mon 23 Nov, 1:36, Reply)

Look here! My wife had just left me, and I was drinking quite heavily at the time.
I hardly think I can be held accountable for what Dave did to a passed out drunk, so DROP THE SUBJECT!

..oops! wrong chat box
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 1:38, Reply)

you!
I still become aroused when men vomit on me!

bastard, you've ruined me for women !
(31eeweep remember, I am capable of inflicting severe pain, Mon 23 Nov, 1:43, Reply)

what sort of pubs does Dave go to?
Do all the men kiss with their tongues in these pubs?
When you say "didn't use Dave as a mode of transport" do you mean you didn't ride him, just kissed him with your tongue?

Confused but curious
(31eeweep remember, I am capable of inflicting severe pain, Mon 23 Nov, 1:34, Reply)

I'm just not getting this. Was his tongue riding along with Dave?
I think someone else could clarify this a lot better than you have.
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 1:34, Reply)

squeezed minge

(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 3:06, Reply)

mebee

( ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Mon 23 Nov, 1:19, Reply)

Pffft!

( Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Mon 23 Nov, 1:20, Reply)

so, the bears wanted to exclude the tranny
...sounds reasonable
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 1:22, Reply)

if it was ronald doing this piss
he could get them both due to the stale jizz in his bell end that throws his piss into two streams. the dirty bastard
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:22, Reply)

I have decided that we may all be taking to much from this

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 1:24, Reply)

:p yep... it's just arches

( ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Mon 23 Nov, 1:26, Reply)

but but, do you think the Burger king would be circumcised?
I can understand Colonel Sanders, but the King?
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 1:28, Reply)

I think things like circumcision of Royalty is left for the subjects to decide
don't you remember when P-Charles put it up for vote?
( ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Mon 23 Nov, 1:32, Reply)

the king would never expose his penis
it's sacred
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:32, Reply)

well, what did he do when the boy with the piss bucket would come around?

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 1:36, Reply)

he pisses in the royal nappy
*possibly special sauce*
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:37, Reply)

you will never see a king penis burger at burger king
just because no one has seen the kings penis
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:36, Reply)

Does the Queen use a blindfold, or what?

( ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Mon 23 Nov, 1:37, Reply)

no
she bends over the other way. I'm afraid the queen does not give head
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:42, Reply)

ac ca
(Poison-System-X, Mon 23 Nov, 4:44, Reply)

I'VE GOT YA SPECIAL SAUCE, RIGHT HERE!
and now i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 1:24, Reply)

g'night
:)
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:40, Reply)

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 23 Nov, 1:30, Reply)

tsk tsk... is that legal?

( ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Mon 23 Nov, 1:34, Reply)

The laws of physics are legal!

( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Mon 23 Nov, 1:48, Reply)

WHOPPER PISS

(e1b0w, Mon 23 Nov, 1:40, Reply)

sundays are slow days @ work
so i did this

click for 2x as big
click here for source
( Paintmash, Mon 23 Nov, 0:57, Reply)

i like this
and the thought of having metal-enhanced wings
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:59, Reply)

and a CDC that can bite
only joking , nice ;)
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:08, Reply)

i don't know about bite
but nibble...
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 1:10, Reply)

perfect for food from iceland
the proud sponser of I'm a celebrity get me out of here AKA the jordan show AKA the final part
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:12, Reply)

well
they're used to being associated with a useless, stupid fucking slapper
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 1:23, Reply)

katona lives near me and shes ok
jordan is not though
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:30, Reply)

i've met katona
she's a snotty, pikey cunt who thinks the world owes her a favour. i'm glad i only had to listen to her moaning for 10 minutes, she's a thoroughly nasty piece of work.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 1:34, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WalrusOosik.jpg
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 23 Nov, 1:10, Reply)

got lazy
on the face/torso as those were the last parts i did
wings and waits down are more detailed
might touch up later :\
( Paintmash, Mon 23 Nov, 1:10, Reply)

Whos that on the grassy knoll

(boro_boy, Mon 23 Nov, 0:39, Reply)

Those bastards!
They Killed Kennedy!
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 0:41, Reply)

lies!
it was burt and heather!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:44, Reply)

I like the way Jackie Onassis tried to hold Kennedy's brains inside his head like it was going to help.

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 23 Nov, 0:48, Reply)

Just keepin things tidy

( mofaha, Mon 23 Nov, 0:48, Reply)

hahaha
on a bridge on the m62 it says "FREE DEIRDRE" I always lol
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 0:50, Reply)

i wouldn't want a deirdre
even if they were free
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:53, Reply)

free hat

(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 0:55, Reply)

you've been watching south park again, haven't you?

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:59, Reply)

haha
good skills :)
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:02, Reply)

my capacity for t.v trivia
is vast and pointless
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 1:05, Reply)

also needed for any chance to be happy in life
Cartman singing poker face is amazing :)
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:16, Reply)

i like him singing o holy night

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 1:23, Reply)

i'm pretty sure thats the movie
am I correct?
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 1:25, Reply)

TJ: I have just drawn a Pacman on my stomach, and I've not been drinking.
Differential on that one please?
( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Mon 23 Nov, 0:55, Reply)

Also a cat, a christmas tree, a Pacman ghost, a duck, and a cock. And some circles ...

( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Mon 23 Nov, 0:56, Reply)

pics or it didnt happen
...Damn! what did I just ask for

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 0:57, Reply)

You don't want pictures of my slightly fluffy stomach ...

( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Mon 23 Nov, 0:58, Reply)

If you did it with a blade
I call EMO
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 0:57, Reply)

Nope, just a fountain pen ...

( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Mon 23 Nov, 0:57, Reply)

dangerous weapons those fountain pens....

(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 0:58, Reply)

i believe you are bored
i tend to draw faces on my friend's back when i'm bored
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 1:00, Reply)

( mofaha, Mon 23 Nov, 0:38, Reply)

Uh oh. Too late. She's got the B.O.

( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Mon 23 Nov, 0:39, Reply)

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Mon 23 Nov, 0:39, Reply)

um
what the fuck?
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:43, Reply)

you are like a perfectly formed blancmange!
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Mon 23 Nov, 0:45, Reply)

!

( mofaha, Mon 23 Nov, 0:49, Reply)

oh yes!

( Discomeats I like pies!, Mon 23 Nov, 0:50, Reply)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
looks like i'm unemployed again. It's probably for the best.
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 23 Nov, 0:47, Reply)

Hey hey
sorry to hear that.
( mofaha, Mon 23 Nov, 0:48, Reply)

Never mind
I hated my job and was also not very good at it.
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 23 Nov, 0:51, Reply)

NNNNNNNNNN... oh shit.
But frankly, I thought your lack of involvement here
that came as a result was quite dismal. That said,
best of luck on hunting a new place of employment.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Nov, 0:52, Reply)

yeah
I was sitting next to my manager so it was a bit difficult to sit on the internet all day.
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Mon 23 Nov, 0:54, Reply)

work is overrated

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:54, Reply)

Hey, what's going on here!
It's telepathies I tell you.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Mon 23 Nov, 0:55, Reply)

i knew you were going to say that

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:58, Reply)

Employment is overrated.
Money, on the other hand...
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Mon 23 Nov, 0:54, Reply)

Thank you MrPineapple!
The lady loves her some penguins.

The slightly nervous look is because I told her I had to take a picture "to show the internet".

The story goeth: I was scouring the interwebs for birthday pressies when MrPineapple posted up a rather spanking pic. He very generously responded to my pleas with a high-res version, the result of which is thus visible above.

So - thank you MrPineapple, you are a top chap.

(I posted this on /board as it's the work of a /board resident, hope nobody minds)
(fridgefreezer could tell you, but he'd have to kill you., Sun 22 Nov, 23:40, Reply)

:D

( epiphany landed a 180 on, Sun 22 Nov, 23:45, Reply)

it pengiun on a toboggan with wings!

(Ysol, Sun 22 Nov, 23:47, Reply)

That looks lully, that does!
The shirt isn't half-bad either...
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 23:48, Reply)

^

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sun 22 Nov, 23:49, Reply)

it is rather spiffing
and the penguin's sled thing reminds me of butter
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:50, Reply)

Always have your eyes open for forms of lubrication?

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 23:51, Reply)

butter is not lube
it is for frying things and toast.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 22 Nov, 23:52, Reply)

Aw, your innocence is sweet.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 23:54, Reply)

speculum
*nods*
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sun 22 Nov, 23:56, Reply)

Bah, why is iplayer down for maintenance?
That's the second thing on the internet in two minutes.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 23:58, Reply)

i don't fry
but i can work up a good head of steam
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:54, Reply)

onions + butter / frying pan
= smell of ultimate wins.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 23 Nov, 0:01, Reply)

indeed
sadly, i can't eat fried foods :(
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:02, Reply)

*hug*

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Mon 23 Nov, 0:14, Reply)

i miss steak and eggs

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:19, Reply)

edible lube is win whatever way you look at it

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:54, Reply)

silly! butter doesn't have wings

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Sun 22 Nov, 23:54, Reply)

no
but if you leave it out too long, it has flies
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:55, Reply)

if it has a yellow color and flies, it can only be a bananaplane

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Sun 22 Nov, 23:56, Reply)

for flying to a banana republic?

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:57, Reply)

Sorcery!

( Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 22 Nov, 23:57, Reply)

no
that's if you melt it and add cream and shallots
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:58, Reply)

yay for butterflies
What about elephants? If you leave them out, do they get flies? I ain't never seen an elephant fly.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 23:58, Reply)

you can't leave elephants out!
they grow a parasitic fungus that attracts goliath moths and david attenborough
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:01, Reply)

This is most educational
I can now say I have learned something from b3ta.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Mon 23 Nov, 0:04, Reply)

i can teach you many things
did you know that anteaters also enjoy termites and creamy profiteroles?
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:07, Reply)

Well, what self-respecting lifeform
doesn't like profiteroles?

Incidentally, the word "profiterole" is from WW2. Unscrupulous black market dealers quite enjoyed cream cakes at the end of a hard day's selling of overpriced but rare goods. They would go into the local tea room and call to the owner, "Profiteering's done, fill me cake hole" indicating their desire for cakes. Over time, this became corrupted to "Profiteer, 'ole!" and eventually "Profiterole!"
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Mon 23 Nov, 0:12, Reply)

quiche was named by a frenchman allergic to eggs
he developed it as a form of food that he wouldn't eat as, being a baker by trade, he very often ate his creations before having a chance to sell them. when somebody asked him what his new eggy pie was called, he had unfortunately had a reaction to its filling and gave a tremendous sneeze, which his customer took as the name of the dish. fortunately, the noise produced by this sneeze sounded like the word quiche.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:18, Reply)

Eclairs have a similar origin
The French love British comedy radio shows. One time, a confectioner/baker in Paris was listening to the radio while he was making a new, as yet unnamed dessert. He too was slightly allergic to some types of food, in his case cream. His sinuses were somewhat blocked as a result. Two regular customers came into his shop, distracting him just long enough for his pet dog to sneak in and eat the prototype foodstuff. The first customer asked, "Monsieur, that show is so funny! What is it?" and the second asked "My friend, I hear you are working on a new treat for us! What is it to be called?" The baker looked back at the now-empty preparation table then, distracted by the radio, "Ah'm sorry, Ah 'haven't a clair."
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Mon 23 Nov, 0:28, Reply)

french dogs are notorious for stealing foofstuffs
most french people believe that toulouse sausages originate from the city of toulouse. this couldn't be farther from the truth. they were created in scunthorpe by a chap named colin bovis. he was visiting a butcher friend in lyon, when his friend's dog spied the sausages. pulling his leash loose from the wall, the dog snatched the sausages and took off, with colin in close pursuit. the butcher saw this, as did his neighbour, so they both joined the chase. eventually, the dog was caught and the sausages retrieved and cooked. the neighbour, delighted by the taste, asked in french "where did these sausages come from?" colin didn't understand and believed his friend was about to translate. however, his friend was more interested in the dog and asked, this time in english, "how did the dog get off his leash?" "it was too loose", replied colin.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:38, Reply)

I'm sorry, I have a bit of a scratchy throat
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Mon 23 Nov, 0:35, Reply)

heheheh

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:43, Reply)

She is so going to kill you
when she sees this. Rest in Pieces.
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Sun 22 Nov, 23:56, Reply)

SHIT YEAH.
This is what I like to see when I log on.

I'll probably be reproducing these to sell at some point soon, good to see an example of how it might be reproduced :D
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sun 22 Nov, 23:58, Reply)

It would be long overdue
In the meantime, why not buy a Quizzical Dinosaur T-Shirt? As designed by the talented Morpheusz and sold by me.
www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Mon 23 Nov, 0:06, Reply)

I bought one!
I literally did. I finally got around to buying a green one from RedBubble.

It's awesome.
( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Mon 23 Nov, 0:24, Reply)

Yay!
Thanks!
Wear it with pride and smugness.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Mon 23 Nov, 0:29, Reply)

I already do :D

( epiphany landed a 180 on, Mon 23 Nov, 0:31, Reply)

I do :)
Lots have people have said lovely things like "Ooh, I like your T-shirt", or "I love dinosaurs!" or "You're a prick, Will".
( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Mon 23 Nov, 0:33, Reply)

Is your name Will?
Or were they watching Riker-centric episodes of Star Trek:TNG at the time?
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Mon 23 Nov, 0:38, Reply)

Err ... Probably the first one.
But possibly the second also.
( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Mon 23 Nov, 0:39, Reply)

time for slep

night night
(Ysol, Mon 23 Nov, 0:00, Reply)

have a nice slep

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 23 Nov, 0:01, Reply)

looks kewl
brave posting on /board though memes come from nowhere
also sounds a bit mean that you give someone a gift and then make them pose for teh internets!
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 0:03, Reply)

I'd hope to encourage
the "buying T-shirts from fellow b3tans" meme, what with these harsh economic times and whatnot.
(fridgefreezer could tell you, but he'd have to kill you., Mon 23 Nov, 0:19, Reply)

me also :)

(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 0:21, Reply)

also
is this still going ?
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 0:19, Reply)

Mr Pineapple's a very horrible man.
he ate some south american guy's cat allegedly
( Cockweasle orson wezl, Mon 23 Nov, 0:20, Reply)

sounds like the same sort of bastard as freddie starr

(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 0:27, Reply)

MR. PINEAPPLE ATE MY GUINEA PIG.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 23 Nov, 0:29, Reply)

hahahaha

(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 0:34, Reply)

HAMSTER/ GUINEA PIG
both are rubbish pets
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Mon 23 Nov, 0:37, Reply)

I heard he went to Tijuana, killed some guy

( Discomeats I like pies!, Mon 23 Nov, 0:27, Reply)

I'll eat your cat if you don't shut your pie hole.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 23 Nov, 0:30, Reply)

I bet you in tijuana now
getting ready to kill some guy
( Discomeats I like pies!, Mon 23 Nov, 0:33, Reply)

FOR MU

( The_Fiend, Sun 22 Nov, 23:10, Reply)

:D

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 23:13, Reply)

friends ?
:D
( The_Fiend, Sun 22 Nov, 23:13, Reply)

Oh alright then, but I'll warn you in advance that I've already scratched your face out off all the photographs.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 23:19, Reply)

But wait... what? I already have one, it's in my profile.
I was telling you off that it didn't appear in your cock picture.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 23:13, Reply)

oh but mu
all the attention is for you on this one logically
( The_Fiend, Sun 22 Nov, 23:15, Reply)

I'm like the mistress you visit at the weekend but don't invite to parties :(

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 23:17, Reply)

Now get on with the animation

( epiphany landed a 180 on, Sun 22 Nov, 23:27, Reply)

All *** and Jazz, and League of Nations...

1.6K wide

*no filters used in the above.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:05, Reply)

close-up of a christmas ceiling decoration?

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:07, Reply)

*looks at answer sheet*
Nope, sorry. Want another go?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:09, Reply)

bottom of a blue cut-glass ashtray?

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:09, Reply)

not quite....

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:13, Reply)

That looks like the first results from the LHC
I can see the Higg's in the bottom-right!
(boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov, 23:15, Reply)

wire tumbleweed

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:17, Reply)

Truly, a reflection on the sad decline of the modern western-liberal capitalist society
into the post-industrial service economy, deeply vulnerable from the vagaries of the free market.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:20, Reply)

but can there truly be a free market?

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:21, Reply)

Well, not the Farmer's Market in Marylebone, certainly.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:22, Reply)

i wish we had a local farmer's market
i might have the chance to get some rabbit!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:24, Reply)

Aah, now it makes sense*




_{*It doesn't make sense}
( Tangy - Actually quite good at cooking, Sun 22 Nov, 23:17, Reply)

liquid?
nice.

less nice, got the washing up to do. bah humbug
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 22 Nov, 23:08, Reply)

Dishwashers FTW!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:09, Reply)

no!
they don't always clean well enough! i won't let any machine or any other person wash my dishes.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:10, Reply)

indeed
though they are good for cooking large fish, so i understand.

i prefer to roast mine in foil.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 22 Nov, 23:13, Reply)

i prefer my fish raw
and served with rice, seaweed, pickled ginger and wasabi.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:17, Reply)

mmmmm, sashimi...
hard to get nice fresh fish in sheffield, being fucking miles from the sea.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 22 Nov, 23:20, Reply)

i'm about a mile from the sea
but the last fish i saw in that water was brown
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:22, Reply)

Mmmm, not had sushi for feckin ages
*drools*
( Tangy - Actually quite good at cooking, Sun 22 Nov, 23:21, Reply)

me neither, come to think of it
still, i'm going shopping tomorrow, so i might treat myself
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:22, Reply)

nope..
she's gone to bed already. serves me right for making a mess in the kitchen. though dinner was very nice.
/drivel
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 22 Nov, 23:11, Reply)

0_0

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:15, Reply)

as in me, not you... and by that, i mean drivel. about my dinner.

though it was nice - roast chicken with wild mushroom stock, crushed roaster saffron new potatoes, on a bed of savoy cabbage.

with a nice crisp white wine, that i cant drink, as i'm on anti-biotics. boo.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 22 Nov, 23:18, Reply)

is that to combat the infection you got
in the gaping wound in your head that your wife gave you for being sexist?
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:20, Reply)

pah!
been a while since my mrs has had anything gaping for me.
*cringes
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 22 Nov, 23:22, Reply)

this disgusts me slightly
and, trust me, if something disgusts ME, that's a bad sign.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:23, Reply)

the truth ^ right there...

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:24, Reply)

i am the benchmark for bad taste

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:27, Reply)

sorry!
just the term 'gaping wound' made me titter like a fool.

for the record, i have a fantastic relationship, and only make lgiht for pun purposes.

also, i am an ardent feminist, who campaigns tirelessly to any sod whole listen about the new and sinister forms of subjugation created by western lifestyle and consumer culture.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 22 Nov, 23:26, Reply)

sod feminism
that's just sexism from a female point of view! i hate feminists! they start off saying they want equality, but do you see them treating men as equals? hell, no! equality means nothing unless it is truly equal.

aaaaaaaaannd breathe....
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:29, Reply)

i would tend to agree
if you were referring solely to shouty women with dreadlocks, but i think there is a much more real level of sexism to fear: a one state party, run by barbie.

it was bought home to me not long after the birth of our daughter, and the avalanche of pink that followed.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 22 Nov, 23:35, Reply)

i despise the colour pink
i always have. i go out of my way to buy my nieces non-pink gifts. it really is depressing. my niece loved bratz dolls, until i had a word with her. now she sees them as tarty and unrealistic and is spending much more time nurturing her artistic talents than her sylvanian families
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 23:42, Reply)

here here...

there are those those that'd label you a feminist for such behavior!

"why don't you want her to just be a girl?"
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 23 Nov, 0:09, Reply)

Food sounds lovely...
Lack of booze, not so :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:20, Reply)

There's definitely a book in there somewhere, right?
Right?!
( Tangy - Actually quite good at cooking, Sun 22 Nov, 23:12, Reply)

Yes*
*possibly.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:14, Reply)

Chess piece?

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 23:16, Reply)

Rook or Castle, that is the question.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:17, Reply)

It's a duck.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov, 23:19, Reply)

*awards prize*
That's right!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:21, Reply)

Rose comes....


Just pissing around with paintshop and it's toys...soz
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sun 22 Nov, 22:36, Reply)

Dr Zalgo
He comes....
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Sun 22 Nov, 22:37, Reply)

she looks better like that
you can't see those fucking teeth
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 22:39, Reply)

Cor!
I would! Sexy metal bastard.
( the ghost of last tuesday, Sun 22 Nov, 22:48, Reply)

Huzzah for daleks!

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed MS Exchange = BASTARD, Sun 22 Nov, 22:52, Reply)

i can't stop watching this

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 22:54, Reply)

Awesome!

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 23:28, Reply)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov, 23:03, Reply)

( Tangy - Actually quite good at cooking, Sun 22 Nov, 23:11, Reply)

is it offering me oral?
Because if it is I'm more than game

(^if this is the case then it probably has a lot to do with its lack of eyes)
( Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 23 Nov, 0:01, Reply)

Fred comes...

(boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov, 23:11, Reply)

( mofaha, Sun 22 Nov, 22:11, Reply)

hahaha
*feels guilty*
( The_Fiend, Sun 22 Nov, 22:12, Reply)

YOU! I'M STILL ANGROUS AT YOU!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 22:14, Reply)

Pffffffffffffffffffft

( SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov, 22:12, Reply)

Also

( SexFace!, Sun 22 Nov, 22:16, Reply)

hahaha

(herman :D artois, Sun 22 Nov, 22:20, Reply)

no ?
lol:DD
(herman :D artois, Sun 22 Nov, 22:14, Reply)

i don't care if it's wrong to laugh at this
i'm going to anyway
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 22:14, Reply)

hahahahha
very good
(asciifaceofbob meh, Sun 22 Nov, 22:15, Reply)

Ahaha, silly.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 22:17, Reply)

Thats so bad -
Its funny!
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sun 22 Nov, 22:17, Reply)

No that is not funny.
However, I am laughing.

I am a confused person.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Sun 22 Nov, 22:32, Reply)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov, 22:32, Reply)

hahah
a fish called monga
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Sun 22 Nov, 22:35, Reply)

:)

(asciifaceofbob meh, Sun 22 Nov, 23:04, Reply)

Hahaha

(boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov, 23:17, Reply)

Honestly, I have no idea why.


Previously
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 22 Nov, 21:34, Reply)

pff!
nice SC head swap
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 21:36, Reply)

Cheers!
It really isn't, but thanks anyway.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 22 Nov, 21:38, Reply)

it's good
but the head to arm fat ratio is a bit off
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 21:41, Reply)

Now that's just silly
*approves*
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 21:37, Reply)

Hahahaha.
This is just plain silly.
( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Sun 22 Nov, 21:47, Reply)

sometimes, subtlety is overrated :P
'ning all! How goes it?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Nov, 21:49, Reply)

goes well taa
yourself?
( The_Fiend, Sun 22 Nov, 21:52, Reply)

I am SO GOOD.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Nov, 22:38, Reply)

We went to see "The Men who stare at goats" tonight
Good film!
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 21:52, Reply)

Were there any goats in it?

( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Sun 22 Nov, 21:53, Reply)

Yes, there were!
At least 2 herds.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 21:55, Reply)

Phew.

( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Sun 22 Nov, 23:20, Reply)

like a rat out of an aqueduct

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 21:55, Reply)

mmm, wobbly and slippery.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Nov, 22:39, Reply)

yep, that's me

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 22:47, Reply)

I should have been packing things into boxes today
but instead I made silly pictures and posted them on b3ta. I may have to keep the computer switched off tomorrow.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 22 Nov, 22:02, Reply)

I know that feeling :\
I have a video to storyboard tonight.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Nov, 22:39, Reply)

in the words of kelis,
i hate you so much right now!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sun 22 Nov, 21:53, Reply)

Are there any more TV programmes with the word "come" in the title
or can I go to bed now?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 22 Nov, 21:55, Reply)

Drug rehab clinic :
Come down with me.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 21:56, Reply)

Apparently there's something called Come Outside on CBeebies.
I may pass on that one.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 22 Nov, 21:59, Reply)

Have you never seen Come Outside? D;

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 22 Nov, 22:56, Reply)

:D

( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Sun 22 Nov, 22:48, Reply)

*logs in to click*
Woo, yay, and it absolutely will not stop until you are HOOPLA!
( Bee Nice uncharacteristically indistinguishable, Sun 22 Nov, 23:02, Reply)

Cracker!
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Sun 22 Nov, 23:06, Reply)