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# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Beds - One word challenge (dolphinwhisperer)
Books that don't exist but should - Gardening by Fred West, Henri Pauls book of driver safety.. Etc...(robneymcplum)
Cross dressing at work - Cameron wearing a twin-set and pearls, Angela Merkel in an SS uniform. Photoshop famous folk or DIY photos (Puromycin)
What space aliens look like - Scientists found an Earth 2 illustrate the myriad possible life forms that might be our neighbours (Jabberwoc)






Vote now, poll closes in the morning
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# Star Wars
(, Wed 23 Apr, 22:27, Reply)
# Oh fuck
Goes back to bed
(, Wed 23 Apr, 23:02, Reply)
# alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot
/ac
(, Wed 23 Apr, 22:29, Reply)
# ^ this one
(, Wed 23 Apr, 22:36, Reply)
# Muppet
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# Time to drag out a Pea
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# Ha. Two of my favourite authors
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# fucking hell
toabc
(, Wed 23 Apr, 23:24, Reply)
# VOTE BEDS YOU BASTARDS
(, Wed 23 Apr, 23:28, Reply)
# There is no spoons


Note in office kitchen. I couldn't help myself.

I'm simple that way.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:13, Reply)
# clearly your office needs to employ some kind of Spoonherd
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:15, Reply)
# Or a weapons-grade magnet.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:18, Reply)
# oooh, that would be good. Sound an alarm and switch it on
Youtube gold
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:20, Reply)
# Humans eviscerated by flying metal, always good for a few thousand views
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:21, Reply)
# I'll just wait for the compilation video of this weeks Spoon Magnet Fails
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:26, Reply)
# HEY! Has anyone got a spare spoo *THONK*
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:26, Reply)
# how ironic - a fork to the forehead
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:28, Reply)
# Ambiguity is strong in this one...
Maybe... Maybe the spoons had already returned to their place of manufacture. You need to word things carefully with spoons.

Cunts.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:19, Reply)
# or maybe the spoons are faulty and have to go back to the place of manufacture to avoid death of all staff using them
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:20, Reply)
# High on a hill stood a lonely spoonherd
Ladle-oh-do ladle-oh-do ladle-hoo
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:26, Reply)
# Then Jeeebus told them this parable: “Suppose one of you has a hundred spoons and loses one of them."
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:30, Reply)
# Maybe they all desserted?
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:28, Reply)
# Oof.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:30, Reply)
# Maybe they went stir crazy?
(, Wed 23 Apr, 21:55, Reply)
# Does Alanis Morissette work there?
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#
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# ironically no
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:31, Reply)
# earnestly doing the best she can, though
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:43, Reply)
# Shortest game of spoon tennis ever.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:34, Reply)
# You made me do a sad face
There was a B3tan called Thereisnospoons. He didn't make it.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:34, Reply)
# Noooo!
I remember Thereisnospoons. What when how?
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:38, Reply)
# Forking hell!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:46, Reply)
# He took his own life
way back in about 2009 I think. Very sad, he was struggling with addiction. We were gazzing, but I guess he just ran out of strength.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:50, Reply)
# Blimey. :-(
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:53, Reply)
# We've lost some of the best on here
Spoons, Valin, Nina... It's quite a long list.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 21:05, Reply)
# Oh no. I remember them.
Now I'm sad.

I wish searched worked so I could see what they did here.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 21:40, Reply)
# calling mr spoon! button moon come in!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:35, Reply)
# I blame these guys
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:38, Reply)
# the old spoon guard
always stirring up trouble
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:40, Reply)
# Speak the rhythm all alone.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:46, Reply)
# Shoulda kept his eyes open
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#
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# Does he lift it up to find Richard Wilson hiding underneath?
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:59, Reply)
# ahh - the giant bowl of 'special k' episode
edit: this kinda works for both strips
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:49, Reply)
# :D still great
(, Wed 23 Apr, 21:20, Reply)
# Am it RPW?
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:57, Reply)
# SPOONS!!!! Spoons are for wimps.
Real men stir their tea with their cocks knives.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 22:35, Reply)
# An appalling idea
badly executed, must be b3ta tiem!

(, Wed 23 Apr, 17:46, Reply)
# the ears suit him
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# They would suit most people
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# probably
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# Hmmm...
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#
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# Nah these are the legs I'm looking for
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# seams so!
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# Have I got ewes for you?
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# haha
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:55, Reply)
[challenge entry] More Banksy fun...
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# it's the turdis
(, Wed 23 Apr, 17:24, Reply)
# Crikey, I had no idea ...
(, Wed 23 Apr, 17:38, Reply)
# hahahahaha
i was actually referring to the turdis created by ade edmondson in the bottom weapons grade y-fronts tour about 10 years ago!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 17:47, Reply)
# Or
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# if there's one thing that'll spoil a relaxing dump, it's sea monsters
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# Or
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# Ha ha :D
(, Wed 23 Apr, 18:18, Reply)
# Bindun?
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:40, Reply)
# Haha!
I think that's going to be a cannot unsee
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:43, Reply)
# Just like the OGC and Resident Evil 6 logos
(, Wed 23 Apr, 16:53, Reply)
# :D
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# I like this!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:48, Reply)
# the bastard!
stealing frog's legs to make wigs is terrible!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:49, Reply)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:52, Reply)
# I'll need to do an update
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:53, Reply)
# What is that logo?
Is that for some kind of Handball or Volleyball tournament?

Or head massage by frogs?

Clearly nothing to do with Brazil 2014 football as there is a big yellow HAND on the ball and that is not how football is played.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:22, Reply)
# It's a deformed foot
don't be so insensitive
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:42, Reply)
# Just for a change
Dog themed pic
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# best Dog themed pic just for a change ever
a change does you good :)
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:52, Reply)
# Not too sure about that.
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# Flirty carbs
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:12, Reply)
# you are a nonsense :)
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:15, Reply)
# Hahaha brilliant
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:17, Reply)
# ban these filthy innuendos and double entendres
no wonder this country etc...
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:18, Reply)
# Oooh la la
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:30, Reply)
# Lewd!
Now I'm hungry...
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:34, Reply)
# hahaha
the cheeky sluts
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:38, Reply)
# this is very silly
(, Wed 23 Apr, 17:01, Reply)
# Brilliant
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:48, Reply)
[challenge entry] spin the wheel of justice
(, Wed 23 Apr, 14:06, Reply)
# What do we want? Justice!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 14:25, Reply)
# See how fast the bastard turns
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# i'm banned by law from nutmegging anyone's man*




*may contain lies
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# Never rub another man's rhubarb.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:00, Reply)
# the first rule of allotment
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:09, Reply)
# pity
i make a great crumble
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:14, Reply)
# You have made the great crumble, you mean
Many a government toppled and the powerful humbled at your feet...
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:31, Reply)
# well yes, that too, of course
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:33, Reply)
# What are the charges? Trumped up!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:17, Reply)
# i'm not getting ropered into it.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:50, Reply)
# I'm well up for it
(, Wed 23 Apr, 14:02, Reply)
# nothing says England like a Syrian soldier of greek descent fighting an imaginary creature
(, Wed 23 Apr, 14:26, Reply)
# Tsk, Palestinian soldier of Turkish decent!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 14:36, Reply)
# pah, he's only Turkish on his mothers side ;)
possibly Israeli born depending what you read

Israel, Palestine, what's the difference o_o
(, Wed 23 Apr, 14:54, Reply)
# Yes, a lot of info on where he came from amounts to "over there somewhere"
Wikipedia says his mum was Greek but from Palestine and his father was Greek and from Turkey. Nice and clear there.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:02, Reply)
# tsk
..these so-called historians
(, Wed 23 Apr, 14:54, Reply)
# I can recommend the sequel to the original story
"Paint your Dragon" by Tom Holt.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:19, Reply)
# I'm not a shexy beastht


Quick and dirty.

Like your mum.
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# hahaha, now you mention it
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# Boop boop de droop
(, Wed 23 Apr, 12:56, Reply)
# You show some respect to your dear old ma'
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:09, Reply)
# Nope.
Never gonna ever happen.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 19:04, Reply)
# arf! ...uncanny!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:10, Reply)
# Ginger one, would hard.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:13, Reply)
# Her hair has always disturbed me
It looks like a giant centipede
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:16, Reply)
# Not to mention that bloke looks like a fucking elephant.
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# *coffee snort*
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# HAHA
Very good
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:17, Reply)
# well observed
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# Nicely!
Always struck me that Betty Boop looks like the kind of pre-pubescent sexualised imagery that is common in Manga and if was posted by Moggy would get her hounded off the board!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:24, Reply)
# :)
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# Banana!
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#
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# nice
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# hahaha yes!
Great to see you back mate. Been on holiday?
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:16, Reply)
# Cheers Q!
Yep, down to see the in-laws in Suffolk. You ok mate? :)
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:29, Reply)
# Keeping busy and happy. Was drinking with the father-in-law last night myself
Doing some work for UKTV Gold today :)
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:59, Reply)
# Oooh nice one!!
:D
(, Wed 23 Apr, 14:11, Reply)
# Away put your weapon.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 10:43, Reply)
# Fantastic!
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# Welcome to b3ta, SentimentalScouser.
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# cheers
(, Wed 23 Apr, 11:01, Reply)
# Dear lord it's so long since I last saw that film
in my beer and pickle addled brain, I spent 30 seconds trying to recollect if Princess Leia DID get her chebs out during the movie...
(, Wed 23 Apr, 10:59, Reply)
# George Lucas probably has plans for 'The Version With All The Tits In It' to hit Blu-Ray at some point.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 11:08, Reply)
# Yes, yes she did
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# Superb Cap'n!
*Click* :) shuriken!!!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 11:08, Reply)
# Morning, Ninj.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 11:11, Reply)
# >.<
That must really have made his eyes water.

Also WOO
(, Wed 23 Apr, 11:11, Reply)
# hahaha, marvellous
(, Wed 23 Apr, 11:18, Reply)
# Does a lol
(, Wed 23 Apr, 11:19, Reply)
# :-) Carrie Fisher was my first ever crush.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 11:27, Reply)
# How about now?
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# Fuck yes!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:12, Reply)
# Well, the visitors to Jabba's Palace have to have somewhere to hang their coats and hats
(, Wed 23 Apr, 11:33, Reply)
# They want to be careful transporting him,
that thing could get snapped off on a doorframe or sweep all the ornaments off a mantelpiece.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 11:50, Reply)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 12:00, Reply)
# Mantelpieces are another 'Death Star toilets'.
There was probably one, somewhere. Chances are they had no crackling log fires but there might be a shelf over a heating vent somewhere, complete with a high-tech carriage clock or some c3 pot pourri.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 12:21, Reply)
# You get 74.3 internet points
for "c3 pot pourri". This should be a thing that exists.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 12:30, Reply)
# 8D
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#
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# Carbonite cock!
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# WANT!!!
*throws money at screen*
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# hahaha ace!
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# haha a hard life
(, Wed 23 Apr, 15:37, Reply)
# hahahaha
brilliant!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 18:52, Reply)
# Humble thanks for the FP.
x.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:38, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 23 Apr, 3:32, Reply)
# haha
Is that some sort of giant chess game?
(, Wed 23 Apr, 10:12, Reply)
# Chinese Chequers
(, Wed 23 Apr, 10:59, Reply)
# 8D
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# *VISITS ESTABLISHMENT FROM 'EMBASSY' TO COMPRAINT*
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:56, Reply)
# Me no likey this post.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 14:17, Reply)
# Scotty, you can be a sick bastard sometimes
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#
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# hell
(, Wed 23 Apr, 1:19, Reply)
# This is really fucking with my head
Woo :D
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:44, Reply)
# I like this!!! And his bike seems to change colors!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 2:15, Reply)
# it's a glitch in the matrix
...actually a lazy & botched attempt at an orbojunglistesque mash
(, Wed 23 Apr, 2:23, Reply)
# ...also, thanks!
and there were actually 2 bikes in the original
(, Wed 23 Apr, 2:31, Reply)
# Blue bike, skateboard, yellow bike!
My eyes!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 10:14, Reply)
# Billy's Magic BMX
(, Wed 23 Apr, 10:50, Reply)
# This confused me greatly until I imported it into animation shop.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 11:28, Reply)
# What Animation Shop?
Please spill.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 12:59, Reply)
# Animation Shop V 3.1 -- the companion program to Paint Shop Pro (versions 7 and 8)
not a lot of features but allows you to crop, copy frames to PSP, set the (all important) framerates
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:15, Reply)
# AND FILTERS!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:25, Reply)
# I actually meant imageready, adobe give cs2 away free.
I always used to use jasc animation shop but haven't bothered instaling it on new pc. you can download that for free as well.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 13:17, Reply)
# Put that thing back where it came from...
(, Wed 23 Apr, 0:15, Reply)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Apr, 7:19, Reply)
# hahaha
lovely
(, Wed 23 Apr, 10:10, Reply)
# Excellent.
(, Wed 23 Apr, 10:50, Reply)
# …or so help me!
(, Wed 23 Apr, 20:31, Reply)

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