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[challenge entry] Leper? Bits keep falling off? Use the new Die Son!
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# don't forget to leave a tip
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#
For God's sake, a least clean your room!
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[challenge entry] I'll pea this here
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# fuck!
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[challenge entry] ......
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# GET TO DA CHOPPAH!
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# not sure if that's a pimped-out popemobile
or a poped-out pimpmobile
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# it mitre make little difference with such a dope pope
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# pretty fly for a white-clothed guy
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# fuck
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# Try parking that at your local Tesco's.
*click*
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# They know how to party


RISing myself at the moment tbh
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# DANCE, KITTEH!
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# :D
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# This never gets boring
Government funding...approved
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# ....flantastic*
*pfft!
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# blink
182
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# Scoff
the blinkin' dog
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# fuck + cat
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[challenge entry] I reckon its worth a punt on Dragons Den
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# Hahahahaha
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# the best bit is when you wire it up the cable hangs down like a really long willy
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# The term is "tinkle-tube".
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# watt?
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# Ohm my god
what a pun...
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# hahaha
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# ;)
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# new from glade
also, "jesus's"
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# read a rule ages ago about names ending in s only dropped the trailing if they could be seen as a plural (eg 'james' but not chris)
seemed a bit arbitrary at the time and can't find it now
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# This is fabulous information, please keep looking
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# it's very important that we all know the correct answer to this
nationwide illiteracy is only seconds away
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# "James" is - or at least was - a plural
One jame, multiple james. A jame is a type of hairy caterpillar native to the Middle East. If a child was born with bushy eyebrows, the midwife would often say "Quite a pair of james on this one" and often the parents would take that as a suitable name, "James".

Also, in "The 4400", the Messiah-like figure Jordan Collier shares initials with Jesus Christ.
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# Eh?
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# I could never remember the rules
been waiting for a grammar nazi to correct me on my sig
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# is it? right-o
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# looks wrong now, can you put it back the way it was
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# sure
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# That is correct
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# That is correct about its correctness.
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# This is also correct
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# The Power Of Christ Compels's You!
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# ^^ haha
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# Hahaha:D
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# never trust a man who steals peter griffin's arse
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# fuck butt
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[challenge entry] Christ almighty it's...
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# shame it doesnt support 802.11n
I would like twice the prayer bandwidth
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# fuck
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[challenge entry] Jesus doesn't save sometimes.
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# he does
he's the only fucker who can afford to
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# :D
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# CHRISTIAN DEATH!!!!!!!.......METAL!!!!!!! \M/
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# christian de'ath works with michael brandow
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# Small world.
(little tiny pathetic world)
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# had an album with Christian Death
singer was in a pic on the sleeve cuddling a mummified cat

can't recall what the music sounded like, probably very goth in an early Einsturzende Neubauten way
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# I was lucky enough to see them play
At "Scream" nightclub in downtown LA. My sort of thing.
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# dead insect fuck
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[challenge entry] Mmmmm


You have to eat the hands first before they melt!
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# lollies never have a chance to melt when I eat them
mini jesus would get the teeth treatment with little or no tongue action
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# Now if they do a chocolate caramel flavour, they could partner with the makers of Werther's Originals
And he could be Riesen again.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riesen
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# i couldn't eat one of those!
imagine the stigma(ta)
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# Scared of the holes in your teeth?
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# better than teeth in your holes
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#
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# pfff!
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# ice lolly fuck
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[challenge entry]
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# how would holy butt plugs prevent you from hearing?
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# The screaming drowns out all other noise....
Well it does if you put them in the wrong way!
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# something about talking shit or something, i dunno
what am i? the answer man? sheesh...
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# pardon ?
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# Eh?
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# fuck deaf
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# Fuckin' 70's pedos!
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# Gary Glitter walks his next two victims to the van
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# Alvin Stardust FTW!
Edit: Oh, just read the news, always liked him.
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# yeah, fuck those 70s pedestrians
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# I heard he looks both ways.
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# NSFW
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[challenge entry]
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# well, I liked it.
more in an 'arf' way, and not so much a 'guffaw' way
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# arfage thanks, Pedro
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# Arf a guffaw, if you will.
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# Isn't that next door to Jehovah's Fitness?
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# why, yes it is
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# even funnier than the OP
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# OP?? OP?
this isn't Reddit/Mumsnet you know
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# that sir, was a serious T.O.S. violation
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# yeah, but it's yur Mum's something or another
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# If this site becomes like Reddit
we must all have sticks installed rectally.
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# heh heh
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[challenge entry] Yes, they do come in "plus"-size as well.
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# MASS produced
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# at your service
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# Yes, like opium for the masses.
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# Fluffed it.
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#
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# I like this.
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# From 2008!
Ball is a little dodgy! :D
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# Silly animals
playing football on a hockey field

nice btw :)
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# Oh I errr....totally meant.
Sportsball ftw!
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# Fluff Ballz
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# Yay :)
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[challenge entry] Minimum Pentium 166Mhz, 32MB RAM
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# Prophetquest
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[challenge entry] oy yey is very nice!
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# seems legit
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# totally
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# he should totally take over the job, what with all the pointing and wearing black
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# he must be out of his tiny mind
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# hope he wasn't run over after carelessly attempting to cross a road
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# I always thought he looked like a wrong'un
ifyewnowadimean
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