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[challenge entry] pierce
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[challenge entry] littlebitofpoliticsthere
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my vision of the perfect hung parliament
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# Haha
Good noose for everyone !
(, Sun 26 Apr, 22:39, Reply)
# That would be
a hanged parliament to be accurate, but I agree with the sentiment
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#
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#
 
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# Speechless!
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# i think that definitely counts as niche
(, Sun 26 Apr, 16:40, Reply)
# totally gonna out-'niche' it
(, Sun 26 Apr, 17:11, Reply)
# so, that IS the droid you're looking for!
btw, if anyone's interested, i ripped my leg open on a table this morning and now have stitches. i will be stuck at home for a while and not able to get near t'internets, so i won't be around.
just so you don't think i've flounced! :D
(, Sun 26 Apr, 17:17, Reply)
# ^most half-hearted flounce ever
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# pfff!
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# ouchies
(, Sun 26 Apr, 17:29, Reply)
# you won't be around
(, Sun 26 Apr, 17:52, Reply)
# Thank fuck for that
(, Sun 26 Apr, 18:51, Reply)
# we will miss her
*wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
(, Sun 26 Apr, 19:00, Reply)
# You can't disguise an obvious cyborg upgrade with a story as flimsy as THAT.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 18:53, Reply)
# Bloody disaster area, you are
(Any pics of the wound?)
(, Sun 26 Apr, 19:12, Reply)
# Where do you keep your internets?
(, Sun 26 Apr, 21:45, Reply)
# fwarping more like!!
GWS smash :)
(, Sun 26 Apr, 22:01, Reply)
# So, I heard you flounced
(, Sun 26 Apr, 22:14, Reply)
# Ouch, GWS.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 23:27, Reply)
# -h
(, Sun 26 Apr, 17:51, Reply)
# E.T. director's very special cut
(, Sun 26 Apr, 17:26, Reply)
# It's called Star Wars

Ever hear of it?
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#
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# I understand the concept of a jarhead
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# Mum;)
(, Sun 26 Apr, 18:29, Reply)
# She has one hole...a combination of a vagina and an anus... called a Vaganus.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 18:50, Reply)
# More fucking Spielberg creepy alien shit! :(
(, Sun 26 Apr, 19:04, Reply)
# Tip top as always mate
Woo
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# Keeping the dream alive.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 18:50, Reply)
# This is not the artz I ordered!
I'll give it a go though
(, Sun 26 Apr, 18:52, Reply)
# FAIR WARNING: Don't drink the milk.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 18:54, Reply)
# Unacceptable sexualisation of... hatstands?
(, Sun 26 Apr, 18:59, Reply)
# Accept your true feelings.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 19:01, Reply)
# So sad.
So sexy.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 20:07, Reply)
# I KNEW you were Moggie!
Nice work tho. :D
(, Sun 26 Apr, 22:30, Reply)
# An alternate history where Myxini beat Rhipidistia in the race to the surface.
Woo.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 23:31, Reply)
[challenge entry] The Tories are clearly shitting themselves about the SNP
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:42, Reply)
# Hah, nice.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:48, Reply)
# same shit, different flies
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:51, Reply)
# Second-house flies and blue(blood) bottles
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:55, Reply)
# i was thinking more the kalibos version
blood-gutted marsh flies
(, Sun 26 Apr, 15:00, Reply)
# ha!
jolly good show
(, Sun 26 Apr, 23:00, Reply)
# The most dangerous double act in British politics?
Not sure I wholeheartedly agree with Andrew Lloyd Webber's assessment that it's Miliband and Sturgeon.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:10, Reply)
# that's tonight's nightmare sorted
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:12, Reply)
# fantastically horrible
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# ^what he said
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# farage ought to take one black glove out on the campaign trail
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:15, Reply)
# Mixed fabric will have to do
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:22, Reply)
# miliband can do a cover of 'red right hand' and clegg can get a sponsorship deal with marigold
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:32, Reply)
# Nah, it's too Alvin Stardust.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:25, Reply)
# people shied away from the 'one glove' look for years because of mj
but jared leto is BRINGING IT BACK
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# he can take it away again
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# Scary!!
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# Brilliant
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# ace
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# that's ever so nicely done
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# Zoom in, ok enhance.....
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# arf!
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# pfff!
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# Hah!
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:21, Reply)
# heheh
(, Sun 26 Apr, 17:11, Reply)
# pahahahaha!
(, Sun 26 Apr, 23:01, Reply)
# :)
(, Sun 26 Apr, 11:35, Reply)
# "More Tayne!!"
(, Sun 26 Apr, 13:54, Reply)
# Naked?
(, Sun 26 Apr, 13:57, Reply)
# ....I'm OK.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:33, Reply)
# now tayne I can get into
(, Sun 26 Apr, 15:12, Reply)
# needs more pedro
(, Sun 26 Apr, 19:02, Reply)
[challenge entry] That's not a gerbil, Richard!
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# haha nicely
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# "OH, NO!"
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# Let's hope it wasn't a blocker.
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# 'Ning
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# whistle while you work ?
(, Sun 26 Apr, 9:33, Reply)
# It's not spam, it's kala namak
(, Sun 26 Apr, 6:20, Reply)
# kala babak is serious business.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 6:41, Reply)
# I thought it was a raisin for a second

that's right, a raisin
(, Sun 26 Apr, 6:55, Reply)
# MADNESS
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:26, Reply)
# Kala namak baseball shoelace set
I never knew I needed one until now
(, Sun 26 Apr, 7:40, Reply)
# mofaha I have been searching for a Kala namak baseball shoelace set for the last 5 minutes and I haven't found anything
Please tell me you didn't just make up the Kala namak baseball shoelace set
(, Sun 26 Apr, 7:46, Reply)
# kala namak is full of deceit and sulphurous egg-flavoured compounds.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 8:40, Reply)
# :(
(, Sun 26 Apr, 14:26, Reply)
# Well it's not ROCKet science
(, Sun 26 Apr, 9:42, Reply)
# Haha - Did I miss something...
.

.
Had to Google it !
.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 11:09, Reply)
#
I was at a nepalese restaurant and they asked if I wanted kala namak on my syabhaley
I mean they didn't, I really just wanted to say kala namak. You seemed to be having such a great time saying kala namak that I just wanted to join in
(, Sun 26 Apr, 16:09, Reply)
# kala namak is full of deceit and sulphurous egg-flavoured compounds.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 17:26, Reply)
# kaman alak is full of lace
but not on my shoes
(, Sun 26 Apr, 17:51, Reply)
# Warning Low Punnage Ahead...




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[challenge entry] raisins to be cheerful
*plops*
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# Heard it through the grapevine
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# they never should have been... dating
(, Sun 26 Apr, 1:33, Reply)
# augh! your dried humo(u)r
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# ha, go fig-ure
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# Definitely a 'pfft!'
:D
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# {:-D
Currant affairs.
(, Sun 26 Apr, 0:54, Reply)
# Check his nappy
Is the son dry?
(, Sun 26 Apr, 0:54, Reply)
# I thought it was kala namak for a second
that's right, kala namak
(, Sun 26 Apr, 1:13, Reply)
# I was at a nepalese restaurant and they asked if I wanted kala namak on my syabhaley
I mean they didn't, I really just wanted to say kala namak. You seemed to be having such a great time saying kala namak that I just wanted to join in
(, Sun 26 Apr, 4:02, Reply)
# back in my day
we were perfectly happy just saying 'salsa'
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# kala namak
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# BOSTON IS THE PESTO OF CITIES
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# Beans.
Jusssayin'
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# gronpan, are you, like me, the kind of guy who likes to say kala namak just for the sheer pleasure of it?
I mean, are you?
(, Sun 26 Apr, 5:26, Reply)
# sometimes I kala namak when there isn't even any kala namak around
(, Sun 26 Apr, 5:39, Reply)
# I kala namak what you mean
(, Sun 26 Apr, 6:22, Reply)
# :)
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# To prune!
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# Pfffft!
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#
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# One eyed cat didn't last long :(
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# Just like 'Mops'.
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# Best non meme EVA
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# That's stupid.
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#
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#
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# Lightweight
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#
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# its the apolcalyft
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# \o/
This WINS!
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# threadjack
could somebody not in oz please search from google.com for 'new contemporary art' and send me a screendump just of the first screen of results under images? pretty please.. r2dtard@fatboykim.com
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# We are all from oz! You crazy fool
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# naahhhhh thats fuckin bullsheeet maaate
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#
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# Not a single FUCKLIFT.
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# This may help!
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# thanks FB
my other half has started getting a large number of requests from art students from all corners of the globe wanting to base their assignments on her, she asked a couple of them how they found her work, google seems to like her, shes the second from top left in the screendump you posted.. step 1, paint something step 2, top google search results step 3, millions???
(, Sat 25 Apr, 20:59, Reply)
# Has she revived my request yet?
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:13, Reply)
# i cant smell anything, would you like me to ask her?
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:40, Reply)
# Haha
Good luck to her. And you just keep making cock gifs a! ;)
(, Sun 26 Apr, 0:37, Reply)
# Central USA in da house!!
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# 3 PORN MOVIES!!!!!!?!!?!
And that looks like a Canadian search to me!
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# *has heart attack*
*checks screen again*

*cunts frogbeat in the fuck*
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# also
Eh?
(, Sat 25 Apr, 20:51, Reply)
# It is now safe to unplug your 'device'!
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# pure shite
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# windows 98?
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:17, Reply)
# I didn't wanna say anything o_O
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:21, Reply)
# visual effects - performance options - adjust for best performance
rather than appearance or letting windows choose. best to customize to your personal preference depending on hardware.
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:24, Reply)
# exactly. My PC is old enough. Why use cores and memory on shiny buttons
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:26, Reply)
# It does explain a lot about your output!
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# :((
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# Haha
I take it all most of it back
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# cores plural? as in multiple?
pfft! show off.
(, Sat 25 Apr, 22:22, Reply)
# ^THIS
(, Sun 26 Apr, 1:20, Reply)
# you've got paintshop pro AND photoshop?
that's some power-user action right there, what does each do that the other doesn't?
(, Sun 26 Apr, 1:43, Reply)
# I use the Photoshop simply for tweaking RAW files from my camera
workflow :
1) NEF to DNG via Adobe raw convertor,
2) tweak levels in raw file, with pirated PS CS5

Paintshop Pro for photoshopping kittens and fucklifts
(, Sun 26 Apr, 2:01, Reply)
# Fatboykim is up and running now!
\o/
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# meh, kinda..
i put in an hour or so.. it shows lol
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#
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#
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#
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# UPSET

Toast Toast Toast Toast Toast Toast
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# wgaf
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#
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#
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# My predator mop
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# Diving Demonic Domo deals dastardly destruction.
Haha the lights.
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# I don't understand it.....usually he's pretty mellow...
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# {:-)
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:14, Reply)
# This brings a tear to my cock ====D'
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#
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# God your going grey
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#
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#
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# keep trying, mate
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:33, Reply)
# Ninj is very hard to please
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#
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# WTFL?!?!?!
(, Sun 26 Apr, 0:41, Reply)
# holee shit, EPIC!
(, Sat 25 Apr, 20:50, Reply)
# Bias
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# Good Dog!
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# XD
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:17, Reply)
# Alistair Campbell celebrity death?
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# i aint no compo
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:00, Reply)
# Those "Herbie" remakes got reeeeeally dark all of a sudden
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:12, Reply)
# The wheels go sideways!
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:16, Reply)
# Can you get ya felt tips out and change the nun for Katie Hopkins?
I haz paypal
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:18, Reply)
# I don't felt tip, but I bet you felt tip.
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:22, Reply)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
Sharpie.
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:46, Reply)
# Marker for Life.
(, Sat 25 Apr, 21:55, Reply)
# *sigh*
Go on then... how many?
(, Sun 26 Apr, 0:42, Reply)
# _|o_o
(, Sun 26 Apr, 0:14, Reply)
# \o
(, Sun 26 Apr, 16:11, Reply)
[challenge entry] Bear Grills Bear Grylls
(, Sat 25 Apr, 16:20, Reply)
# neck tastes great
(, Sat 25 Apr, 16:23, Reply)
# :)
(, Sat 25 Apr, 23:32, Reply)
# Now now Ben be gentle
(, Sat 25 Apr, 16:34, Reply)
# oh my!
IRL LOLs
(, Sat 25 Apr, 16:43, Reply)
# hurrah!
(, Sat 25 Apr, 16:49, Reply)
# Woo!
(, Sat 25 Apr, 16:52, Reply)
# I like this
(, Sat 25 Apr, 17:08, Reply)
# im sorry but that's a bit shit..
and by shit i mean poo
and by pooh i mean winnie
and by winnie i mean wooyay

click
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:16, Reply)
# You are the late Ted Rogers AICMDB
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:21, Reply)
# how is that bear related?
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:28, Reply)
# A Ted is a type of toy bear
Roger De Courcey works with Nookie Bear.
Nookie is something you do on holiday with your wife..
You've won a camping holiday to Bognor Regis!
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:54, Reply)
#
touché
(, Sat 25 Apr, 19:11, Reply)
# Ha!
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:48, Reply)
# AICMDB?
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:51, Reply)
# Dusty Bin.
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#
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# ha!
(, Sat 25 Apr, 20:07, Reply)
# also, while I'm here
(, Sat 25 Apr, 20:08, Reply)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 25 Apr, 20:10, Reply)
# hahaha susoected I should have bindun before
(, Sat 25 Apr, 23:34, Reply)
# Quick and very dirty
(, Sat 25 Apr, 8:35, Reply)
# Hahaha
Love it when you're quick and especially dirty :)
(, Sat 25 Apr, 8:50, Reply)
# Hi ya Ninj
No hibernating this weekend! ;)
(, Sat 25 Apr, 8:55, Reply)
# Hehe
Moi? Hibernate? :)
(, Sat 25 Apr, 11:04, Reply)
# u muppet
(, Sat 25 Apr, 9:04, Reply)
# Hahaha @ your sig!
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#
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# oh no~~
WHY?!?? :D
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:45, Reply)
# Ex Zak Lee!
Why Pedro why? :(
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:49, Reply)
# It's the studded fabric.
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:55, Reply)
#
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# some times you got to nut this stuff out so's to get it out of ya hid
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:53, Reply)
# but why did you put Gary Shandling's face on that woman?
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:56, Reply)
# what woman?
(, Sat 25 Apr, 19:15, Reply)
# :(
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:48, Reply)
# Genuine question:
Is that Katie Hopkins, or Samantha Cameron?
(, Sat 25 Apr, 10:58, Reply)
# o_O
KH
(, Sat 25 Apr, 11:54, Reply)
# It's hard to tell with her hands clenched. And buttocks.
(, Sat 25 Apr, 12:28, Reply)
# Spiderman
Looks 'happy'
(, Sat 25 Apr, 13:47, Reply)
# :D
(, Sat 25 Apr, 15:23, Reply)
#
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# punch her right in the muffin top with a spiked iron glove
(, Sat 25 Apr, 14:18, Reply)
#
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# Right up to the fucking elbow
(, Sat 25 Apr, 15:21, Reply)
# that's more like it
(, Sat 25 Apr, 15:23, Reply)
# dat mouf tho!
i lolled
(, Sat 25 Apr, 15:44, Reply)
# it's how she sucks the lives from forrins
(, Sat 25 Apr, 15:49, Reply)
# but what does she do with those lives afterwards?
(, Sat 25 Apr, 16:44, Reply)
#
...super
(, Sat 25 Apr, 18:52, Reply)

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