all my doodles in the only way

a cock
( The_Fiend, Sun 22 Nov, 4:03, Reply)

i'm not there
so it's not real
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Sun 22 Nov, 4:05, Reply)

do you need an icon to get done?

(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Sun 22 Nov, 4:10, Reply)

CAC
Crudely arranged cock :-D

Nice graffiti by the way, I enjoyed that series :-)
( Hellzapoppin formerly tzambissamo, Sun 22 Nov, 4:05, Reply)

I see mine
and mine was best coz it had cherries in.
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Sun 22 Nov, 4:07, Reply)

Mine isn't in there.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 4:14, Reply)

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDS VODDY.
WHY ARE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 4:17, Reply)

I HAS EXTREMELY UPSET!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 4:20, Reply)

first hi-res trace


cfb sexyvectors
(Craffty, Sun 22 Nov, 3:13, Reply)

I like
the colours in this.
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Sun 22 Nov, 3:57, Reply)

thanks
took me ages.

Edit: ..and to find a palette to go with her lovely red hair.
(Craffty, Sun 22 Nov, 4:14, Reply)

Labour of love.
Art always is.

Edit: Damn your edit to make my comment look inane
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Sun 22 Nov, 4:21, Reply)

hah and the edit to try and fix it again.
(Craffty, Sun 22 Nov, 4:23, Reply)

:)

( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Sun 22 Nov, 4:24, Reply)

Gorgeous.

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 4:18, Reply)

ta
indeed she is.
(Craffty, Sun 22 Nov, 4:22, Reply)

( Microwave, Sun 22 Nov, 2:57, Reply)

*produces*
 
( Tangy New series of Bleak Expectations! Yay!, Sun 22 Nov, 3:05, Reply)

re produces

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Sun 22 Nov, 3:06, Reply)

*pre-produces*
 
( Tangy New series of Bleak Expectations! Yay!, Sun 22 Nov, 3:20, Reply)

Aww :(
Looks like his business isn't doing too well
(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sun 22 Nov, 3:06, Reply)

What's he glum for?
He has lovely, well organised produce...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 22 Nov, 3:09, Reply)

I want to buy a red produce
please send me a quote
(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 3:11, Reply)

GJM

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov, 3:17, Reply)

GJM

( The_Fiend, Sun 22 Nov, 3:22, Reply)

you are a people pleaser :)
(JoePesky http://bennettvest.mybrute.com join / challenge me, Sun 22 Nov, 4:01, Reply)

I would buy
anything from a man in a hat like that. *buys produce*
( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Sun 22 Nov, 3:38, Reply)

0_0

(e1b0w, Sun 22 Nov, 3:40, Reply)

Are you still making that game you were talking about
or was it all an elaborate ruse? I tried checking on your website but it doesn't seem to be there anymore, but that could just be my retarded internet connection.
( Hellzapoppin formerly tzambissamo, Sun 22 Nov, 4:04, Reply)

First drawing with a tablet! (Apart from the CDC earlier)


Takes some getting used to, but I'm getting there. :)
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 22 Nov, 2:46, Reply)

yarr!
and double yarr!

splendid.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Sun 22 Nov, 2:48, Reply)

Nasty pirate!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov, 2:48, Reply)

Nice!
You missed its other 8 arms though.
( Tangy New series of Bleak Expectations! Yay!, Sun 22 Nov, 2:54, Reply)

My money's on the big, green fella

( Prequal, Sun 22 Nov, 2:54, Reply)

It better have 9 tentacles.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 4:15, Reply)

Don't you mean eight?

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 4:21, Reply)

Heathen!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 4:23, Reply)

Credulous fool!

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 4:25, Reply)

Woo! And yay!

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 4:18, Reply)

Coco had no idea why he was so feared ...

night all
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 22 Nov, 1:49, Reply)

BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING CLOWN!

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:53, Reply)

fuck it, i'm going to bed.
g'night all
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 2:04, Reply)

CYA

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov, 2:05, Reply)

May they stay out of your armpits
(your nipples... I mean)
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 2:05, Reply)

Night Night don't let the Bed Clowns Bite
or juggle things that really ought not to be juggled :D
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 22 Nov, 2:09, Reply)

Blessing of the 9 legged squidapus.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 2:09, Reply)

is a 9 legged squidapus just a normal octopus who's excited to see you?

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 22 Nov, 2:12, Reply)

That's a serious habit right there.
Edit: Well fuck me it's Simon Cowell!
( Whato_Jeeves there is Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen, Sun 22 Nov, 1:55, Reply)

FFFNNNNNNNNNN LLLLLLLHHHHHNNNNNNNNFFFFFFF FFNNNHHHHHHHLLLL.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sun 22 Nov, 1:55, Reply)

Take that food out of your mouth when you're speaking, young man.

( Prequal, Sun 22 Nov, 2:36, Reply)

People fear any man with such sharp elbows
he could sever a carotid in one swift movement
(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 1:59, Reply)

goddamn right

(e1b0w, Sun 22 Nov, 2:06, Reply)

how would a bird impression damage the psyche of a vegetable?

( Bloop wasn't here on, Sun 22 Nov, 2:07, Reply)

with sheer determination and osmosis

(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 2:12, Reply)

this guy keeps adding me to his friends list on adultfriendfinder

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Sun 22 Nov, 2:01, Reply)

Must be cold in there
I can see his breath :)
( Tangy New series of Bleak Expectations! Yay!, Sun 22 Nov, 2:03, Reply)

I haven't seen this episode of Prison Break

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 2:05, Reply)

It's the one Simon Cowell guest stars in as a clown with a bad habit.

( Whato_Jeeves there is Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen, Sun 22 Nov, 2:08, Reply)

Nightmare within a nightmare
For some reason I'm laughing like a loon.
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 2:12, Reply)

Because he kept leaving Chick Tracts in people's bunks
while they slept.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 2:09, Reply)

is he breathing on the lens?

( Bloop wasn't here on, Sun 22 Nov, 2:10, Reply)

night!
Can I dump this here? It's all the last 878 jpgs and pngs in the shape of the b3ta logo.

click for 2959x1251
(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sun 22 Nov, 2:17, Reply)

that's a bit good

( hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Sun 22 Nov, 2:20, Reply)

That's fan-blummin-tastic!
Edit: wish I hadn't been avoiding B3ta for the last month.
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 2:20, Reply)

I must admit
It is entirely the result of the firefox downloadthemall plugin and a nice little free programme called Shape Collage
(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sun 22 Nov, 2:23, Reply)

Very nice, none the less.

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 2:24, Reply)

oooh! I'm gonna run this in my porn folder

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Sun 22 Nov, 2:31, Reply)

It's very good for that
if you get grease monkey and a few scripts for each site to link directly to the images, if you turn google image safe search off then it gets a bit much
(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sun 22 Nov, 2:33, Reply)

there used to be a good greasemonkey script for /board
it stopped working a couple of years ago :(
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Sun 22 Nov, 2:51, Reply)

apparently all of the features of it got worked into /board

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sun 22 Nov, 2:55, Reply)

not to my complete satisfaction

( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Sun 22 Nov, 3:07, Reply)

You've just found a free way to download free porn in bulk
be happy :-)
(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sun 22 Nov, 3:09, Reply)

Good go.
Woo!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov, 2:24, Reply)

stealing other peoples work now, eh?
:D
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Sun 22 Nov, 2:28, Reply)

I'd never do that ;)

(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sun 22 Nov, 2:38, Reply)

Racist!

( Prequal, Sun 22 Nov, 2:44, Reply)

?
(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sun 22 Nov, 2:45, Reply)

;)

( Prequal, Sun 22 Nov, 2:53, Reply)

haha
i drew the bell-end on the A :D woo
and loads of my graffiti doodles are on there, this is ace mate
well done :D click
( The_Fiend, Sun 22 Nov, 3:25, Reply)

haha, that one does 'stick out' doesn't it
thanks for the click
(Peter_G Is scared shitless of 28 days/weeks later, Sun 22 Nov, 3:28, Reply)

Yes, he's a clown

( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Sun 22 Nov, 2:34, Reply)

yeah!

( epiphany landed a 180 on, Sun 22 Nov, 3:08, Reply)

Is it just me then?

( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 22 Nov, 1:26, Reply)

It's just you

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 1:28, Reply)

Haha. Wow.
I am now hungry. Thanks.
( Ghostwriter wants more Rape Bear, Sun 22 Nov, 1:37, Reply)

you're aflame. well done.

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:38, Reply)

Thanks Ms Monkey :)

( Ghostwriter wants more Rape Bear, Sun 22 Nov, 1:38, Reply)

happy `It's my b3taday!' day!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Sun 22 Nov, 1:42, Reply)

hes the only "celeb" i knew who had a stutter, or stammer whatever the fuck it is...

(roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sun 22 Nov, 1:40, Reply)

ang one out.

( Whato_Jeeves there is Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen, Sun 22 Nov, 1:52, Reply)

YES!

( epiphany landed a 180 on, Sun 22 Nov, 2:22, Reply)

BBBBBBBBBBAKED POTATO!

( Mystery_Bob, Sun 22 Nov, 3:00, Reply)

yes.

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 1:29, Reply)

yes.
fuck breathing and pies, i want sex.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:29, Reply)

I want two bellies.

( Bloop wasn't here on, Sun 22 Nov, 1:30, Reply)

i just took a blast of mine a minute ago :)

(roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sun 22 Nov, 1:30, Reply)

Keep the seas PURE!

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 1:34, Reply)

yes they must
then marinated in chilli, garlic and olive oil, before being lightly fried and served with a crisp, green salad.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:36, Reply)

Bring it bitch.
My God has more limbs to hold weapons than your God.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:37, Reply)

Crimes against symmetry!

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 1:39, Reply)

INDIVISIBLE BY 3!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:40, Reply)

9 levels of hell!

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 1:44, Reply)

Eightfold path!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:44, Reply)

9 11

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 1:46, Reply)

Smoking an 8th!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:48, Reply)

i wish

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:49, Reply)

90210

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 1:49, Reply)

The eight sided STOP sign!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:50, Reply)

99 red balloons

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 1:55, Reply)

Potting the 8 ball!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:55, Reply)

Nine inch nails

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 1:57, Reply)

10 minus 2!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:58, Reply)

Working 9 to 5

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 1:59, Reply)

High octane!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 2:00, Reply)

Fine you win!!
But stick to your own part of the ocean
Don't let me catch you fooling with my daughter again!
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 2:03, Reply)

The sun is setting on the days of eight! 9 approaches with the light of righteousness at its back, preceded by 9 angels
wielding in each of their 9 arms a 9 bladed sword! And before them shall fall all numbers even and all who are not 3square.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 2:07, Reply)

This cephalopod-on-cephalopod violence has to stop!
 
( Tangy New series of Bleak Expectations! Yay!, Sun 22 Nov, 1:44, Reply)

The 8ists brought this violence about upon the peaceful 9opians!

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:46, Reply)

They took our women and our jobs!
House prices plummeted
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 1:47, Reply)

They took our jerbs!

(Poison-System-X, Sun 22 Nov, 2:01, Reply)

*jihads*

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:48, Reply)

nice beak

( Bloop wasn't here on, Sun 22 Nov, 1:45, Reply)

perv

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:48, Reply)

*sends a squid to foul up the counting*

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov, 1:52, Reply)

IT HAS BUT 9 TENTACLES! \o/

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:53, Reply)

vampyroteuthis infernalis FTW

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:55, Reply)

Is that a UN peace squid?

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 1:56, Reply)

IT
HAS
9
TENTACLES!
COUNT THEM!
COUNT THEM!
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:58, Reply)

Then it must DIE! To arms!
*Sckreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 2:01, Reply)

I want 5 perfect breasts
and a brand new cock long enough to fuck myself with, perhaps located on my right heel
(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 1:36, Reply)

you have given me much to think about

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:37, Reply)

I'm sure I've told you before that there are plenty of places online who would sell you such things.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:41, Reply)

you have
but just thinking about it can sometimes be better ;)
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:44, Reply)

The market for this kind of surgery is lucrative
there's also money to be made by producing designer shoes with appropriate heel modifications.
(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 1:47, Reply)

The lengths of one's shoe modification could turn into a fashion status trend
however practical difficulties are inevitable, nobody wants to have their heelcock trodden on, trapped in a closing door or shredded by an escalator.
(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 2:10, Reply)

.... Wow.

( Ghostwriter wants more Rape Bear, Sun 22 Nov, 1:39, Reply)

I don't want to believe
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/barry_attacks.html
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 22 Nov, 1:42, Reply)

DAMN YOU, BARRY!

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:45, Reply)

Tell me about it that was a bloody good car he wrecked!

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 22 Nov, 1:49, Reply)

nothing depreciates a car faster than blowing it up

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:53, Reply)

oui

( doph no time like the precedent, Sun 22 Nov, 1:44, Reply)

Carrying on a theme....

previously
1 & 2
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 22 Nov, 0:36, Reply)

adam juggles
eve jiggles
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:37, Reply)

The lamb wriggles
as the lion giggles.
And all God can do is point out all the fucking niggles.
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:42, Reply)

Fo'shiggle

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 0:45, Reply)

ma piggle

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:45, Reply)

*ogles*

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 0:50, Reply)

*wiggles*

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:52, Reply)

Not thinking about biscuits, eh?
Check out my biscuit container (cookie jar):

cat/mouse jar picture
( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:42, Reply)

is that a chocolate hob nob?

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:45, Reply)

No, actually - although the dark ones are good - it is a fruit and nut Fox's Crunch. One face is chocolate covered, as with the HobNob.
I recommend them - they are chunky, yet slightly chewy. Not too dry, but without the tendency to go soggy.
( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:49, Reply)

Of course, to get really posh, I could have filled it with Borders tray baked dark chocolate gingers.
Or perhaps those orange chocolate Duchy biscuits.
( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:51, Reply)

i'm not fond of ginger
unless it's thinly sliced, pickled and served with wasabi on smoked salmon nigiri
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:54, Reply)

I fukcing love ginger som uch I can't spell.
mmmm a moscow mule would fcuking rock my cock right now.
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:57, Reply)

oh god damn i just want some ginger nuts at the minute
enough i'll even live with the inevitable jokes
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 0:59, Reply)

Ginger anything,
even women.


Well I say that, not ALL of them.
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 1:00, Reply)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww
catherine tate.
that is all.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:03, Reply)

Isla Fischer
Amy Nuttal
BOOM HEADSHOT
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 1:11, Reply)

amy nuttall has a face like a shoe

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:14, Reply)

Cleopatra
FATALITY
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 1:20, Reply)

?

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:28, Reply)

Apparently a ginger.

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 1:29, Reply)

ah, right
she was bald anyway, they all were
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:37, Reply)

No but most of them
Well, some of them.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 1:05, Reply)

ginger beer is a different matter
i do love a good moscow mule
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:03, Reply)

Not if it's made properly

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 1:25, Reply)

surely
it's even nicer when made properly?
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:29, Reply)

I meant that it's not a different matter if it's made properly

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 1:30, Reply)

ah, right

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 1:38, Reply)

i may have to buy some
i'm not much of a biscuit eater, but i love fox's classics, so another type of fox's biscuit is sure to be delicious!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:52, Reply)

I give you...
www.simonsheridan.co.uk/jammie/
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 22 Nov, 1:06, Reply)

God were too soft on them two
Running around naked
Talking with snakes
Juggling apples

No wonder he snapped in the end.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 0:42, Reply)

Sounds rather h'edenistic

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 1:08, Reply)

*CLICK*
just pure funny!
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Sun 22 Nov, 0:47, Reply)

why thank you
:)
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 22 Nov, 1:36, Reply)

9

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 0:58, Reply)

That's only 8
The one in the back is its tail and it's been dragging it through wet leaves.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 0:59, Reply)

See the lengths that 8ists will go to in order to try and discredit 9opian creed?

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:01, Reply)

See the lengths to which *believers*
will deny and distort the facts?
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 1:04, Reply)

There is no evidence behind your "Facts"

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:06, Reply)

There are no facts behind your "Evidence"
And on that note I've got to go to bed.

SO I WIN THE ARGUMENT BY DEFAULT.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 1:09, Reply)

But science tells you NO!

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 1:01, Reply)

Science is merely another belief.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:02, Reply)

It just happens to have a lot more proof.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Nov, 1:08, Reply)

Only in the eyes of the Science priests.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 1:11, Reply)

ill pop this here

(roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Sun 22 Nov, 1:19, Reply)

delurk

(darkwavepunk, Sat 21 Nov, 23:50, Reply)

Fuck off you with your talent and your pencils.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 23:51, Reply)

Hey, I'm old...
"Profile for darkwavepunk: # a member for 7 years, 1 month and 26 days"

You're lucky it wasn't a cave painting of a cock ;)
(darkwavepunk, Sat 21 Nov, 23:58, Reply)

It was a backhanded insult. If you read it again you'll see I called you talented.
And that you had pencils.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 0:02, Reply)

I stand corrected...
said the man in the orthopedic shoes
(darkwavepunk, Sun 22 Nov, 0:12, Reply)

fuck off you with your talent and your orthopedic shoes

( valoukh is a latent appliantologist, Sun 22 Nov, 0:30, Reply)

fuck off with your fuck off.

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:57, Reply)

wait when did they start posting pictures on /talk?

( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sun 22 Nov, 1:07, Reply)

do a cavepainting of a cock!
do it do it do it do it
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 22 Nov, 2:33, Reply)

i'm not sure what's going on here
but i like it.
that octopus looks like it's broken one of its knitting needles
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:51, Reply)

It's even got the right number of tentacles
I counted just to make sure.
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:52, Reply)

I count 9.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 23:54, Reply)

Put yours away.

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sat 21 Nov, 23:55, Reply)

If you count the tips, not the shafts, there's 9.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 23:55, Reply)

Is there?
Fuck. I've forgotten how to count.
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:58, Reply)

don't worry
counting shafts gets me all flustered too
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:00, Reply)

Wrong.
You must be counting that other tentacle type thing emerging from behind the inappropriate head.
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:01, Reply)

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 0:02, Reply)

number 9 isn't a tentacle

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:03, Reply)

It's long thin and has suckers.
Coming from a concealed point of origin the logicial deduction is that it comes from the octosquid squidipus, which has lots of long thin things with suckers.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 0:06, Reply)

Nonosquid

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 0:08, Reply)

I was merging the word octopus and squid, but yes you are correct.
I am changing octosquid to squidipus.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 0:09, Reply)

it's more snakelike than tentacular

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:11, Reply)

It looks like a road to me, from the castle.
It doesn't have suckers, but central markers, as a road would.

GAME, SET, AND CHECKMATE!
( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:23, Reply)

But they're not thin enough to be central markers. And roads are dark and the markers light, not the other way around.
And they're rounded. They're suckers.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 0:34, Reply)

The suckers are concentric rings, the road markings are filled rounded rectangles.
The proportions are artistic, not realistic.

To be fair, though, I don't care :)
( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:37, Reply)

I was right,
9 clearly isn't an octopus tentacle as it doesn't have suction pads. Just rectangular black bits.
I DEMAND A FULL WRITTEN MISPELLED APOLOGY!
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:05, Reply)

^ this
The apology to be written in Urdu too pls.
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sun 22 Nov, 0:07, Reply)

You see rectangles, I see suckers.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 0:08, Reply)

One born every minute

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 0:09, Reply)

YOU SEE WRONG.

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:10, Reply)

I'm happy in my faith.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sun 22 Nov, 0:13, Reply)

i'm happy in a bath full of maltesers

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:20, Reply)

Oh no, that would be horrible. They would melt, and chocolate would be EVERYWHERE.
Oh. Oh, I see.
( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:25, Reply)

and before they melt
they give a delightful massage effect
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:26, Reply)

*Invades*

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:21, Reply)

conspiracy!!

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 0:23, Reply)

word

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:25, Reply)

*Disputes the mouth/tentacle*

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:30, Reply)

Octopus denier!

( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:24, Reply)

Oh, right. I should have read this first, see above.

( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:23, Reply)

Looks like the road to hell
Headman is obviously fearing the daily commute to work, chess games and jester poles. Obviously.
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 0:05, Reply)

Wow this is brilliant!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 21 Nov, 23:53, Reply)

not as good as my latest masturpiece though

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 21 Nov, 23:53, Reply)

fuck, the vagina looks like a monkey's mouth on its side
and the penis looks kind of like one of those fish from mario
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 21 Nov, 23:55, Reply)

my mouth looks nothing like a vagina!

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:01, Reply)

I have to say
Although I like your sense of proportion, the colouring is all wrong.
( petehix Update your profile, Sat 21 Nov, 23:55, Reply)

I did a drawling.

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sat 21 Nov, 23:57, Reply)

Phwooar
Though he looks like he's got some congenital disease that gives him a lack of forehead. I can't remember what it's called in English but it's Froschkopf in German.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 0:03, Reply)

Foreheads are overrated.
Shoulders are back in fashion now.
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:07, Reply)

Damn it, I'm never fashionable
Just when I start to lose my hair, foreheads aren't in fashion.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 0:11, Reply)

If you're having a shit picture thread then I want in

(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 0:11, Reply)

just beautiful

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Nov, 0:13, Reply)

nice platforms

( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sun 22 Nov, 0:13, Reply)

hahaha

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:22, Reply)

iron crabs? where's the point in that?
you can't eat an iron crab
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:24, Reply)

Phantom Crab?

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:27, Reply)

no!
phantom crabs make a far too ethereal meal!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:29, Reply)

Silver Crab?

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:29, Reply)

So shiny!
Also: what a lot of crabs you've got!
( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 0:35, Reply)

Much better than phantom crab. Fuck "The Phantom" - he is a superhero without superpowers! Even Batman has gadgets...

( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:36, Reply)

Couldn't he summon the power of 10 tigers
or some other wank?
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov, 0:38, Reply)

Maybe. There was a film with him on TV tonight, and I watched about 5 mins.
Come to think of it, he did summon a dog to help him in a fight. That was mildly lame.
( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:44, Reply)

He was pretty strong, he had guns
but he had a fucking ring with a skull that could scar you. BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE THAT YOU UNBLEMISHED BASTARD!
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:45, Reply)

*ahem*

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:38, Reply)

Excellent touch on the BatCrab logo!

( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:43, Reply)

I genuinely didn't expect anyone to notice or
understand that :)
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:47, Reply)

i like this one
although inedible, silver crab makes a fine jewellery item
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:37, Reply)

Yes, yes he does.
Sort of hard to capture though.
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:48, Reply)

I like his crabby style. And his serious facial expression.

( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:26, Reply)

Awesome.

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 0:27, Reply)

You have a worrying amount of lovely lovely crabs

(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 1:33, Reply)

YEAH

(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 0:28, Reply)

that is the best image of a seal pigeon pooing that I have ever seen

(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 0:30, Reply)

isn't it just.

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:31, Reply)

I cheated
It's filtered.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 0:36, Reply)

What kind of bastardry?!

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:49, Reply)

The trials of the modern world of art
A bit of posterising, a quick oil painting filter, a touch of unsharp mask, and then this fine photo of a seal pigeon shitting becomes a superb picture of a seal pigeon shitting.

You can't trust artists anymore. Whom can you trust? :( Certainly not the people who taught me grammar because I'm buggered if I know whether that "whom" should be "who" or "whom". You trust *in* someone, so it's probably in dative, so it would be whom. Yeah. YEAH.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 0:57, Reply)

Good artists copy
Great artists hide their sources
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:59, Reply)

Even better ones lie about it

(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 1:00, Reply)

the wry grin and the satisfied squint suggest that the animal has selected a target
and is confident that the payload will deploy successfully.
(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 0:50, Reply)

It's on that naked lady's boobs
Any bird would be pleased with that.

This one missed:
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 0:52, Reply)

She is glum because she was born with a malformed cloaca

(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 1:04, Reply)

Probably comes from a childhood spent
eating leftover chips from substandard chippies
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 1:06, Reply)

That could also explain the ingrained smears of chipfat on her upper bill and forefeathers
THIS IS SCIENCE
(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 1:12, Reply)

Booooooooooobs!

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 0:15, Reply)

NOT BADLY DRAWN ENOUGH

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Nov, 0:16, Reply)

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:22, Reply)

Sorry

Is this better?
( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 0:27, Reply)

Much :D

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 22 Nov, 0:57, Reply)

( uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 22 Nov, 1:07, Reply)

Hi cockalorum!

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 1:33, Reply)

yes, they are, aren't they?

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:20, Reply)

DREAD CTHULU COMETH!
That is fantastic. I was going to repost in this thread but I don't want to sully it, so instead I'll just say how brilliant it is.

Is that an old-style milk bottle in Cthulu's tentacle?
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sat 21 Nov, 23:54, Reply)

Didn't want to sully it?
Hahahaha oh I feel slightly ashamed now.
( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 0:38, Reply)

*You* feel ashamed?
Look what you made me do!


(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 0:40, Reply)

The cork popping out of the bottle tells me
that was some wild party!
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:56, Reply)

Inappropriate face is giving me FEAR.

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sat 21 Nov, 23:58, Reply)

Nice stuff. A Q&D colourizing of it.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov, 0:27, Reply)

Fuck.
Good job!

/Sega Bass Fishing
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sun 22 Nov, 0:33, Reply)

awesome
That's damn cool. What tool did you use to do that? I stick with pens and pencils as I'm a Luddite.
(darkwavepunk, Sun 22 Nov, 0:34, Reply)

Pshop. But most any image editor can do it.
Use color layers and paint on it. Setup can help, I used four
layers set at different opacities for that. Goes really quickly
once you know how the colours will end up when placed in.
That's actually the only hard part. Glad you like it.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov, 0:41, Reply)

Utterly brilliant
Especially given how quickly you did it
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sun 22 Nov, 0:37, Reply)

this thread fucking rules

(e1b0w, Sun 22 Nov, 0:35, Reply)

This is epic but a little bit scary.

( Ghostwriter wants more Rape Bear, Sun 22 Nov, 1:16, Reply)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov, 1:19, Reply)

Heh. Thanks.

( Ghostwriter wants more Rape Bear, Sun 22 Nov, 1:36, Reply)

Look what you've started with your ambiguous tentacles!!!
:)
( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sun 22 Nov, 2:19, Reply)

I...
um...

Yeah.



Click image for 345k of 1440x900 goodness. I actually have an obscenely oversized version showing remarkably few seams at something stupid like 3700x2450 or something like that. I decided that would be overkill to post onto the board. Instead I'll keep it in my... "private" collection.


Edit: Source, if anyone is interested. (Well, of her. The wings are what you get googling for "bat".) Edited so it's not the thumbnail anymore. I'm not doing very well tonight.


Edit edit: Here is a version with properly-lit wings. I really am not doing well today.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sat 21 Nov, 23:37, Reply)

How nice, who is she?
And why is a bat humping her upper vertebrae, making her bite her lip in surprise?
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:39, Reply)

a) Katie Melua
b) Because after all the time I spent cutting things out and overlaying a layer of noise and fixing everything up and cloning it so it didn't add odd patterns where I didn't want them, I... forgot to adjust the lighting on the wings. GGRRRRAAARGH FUCKNUGGETS.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sat 21 Nov, 23:42, Reply)

More-gothic-than-thou.

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sat 21 Nov, 23:41, Reply)

Damn straight
/ac
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sat 21 Nov, 23:43, Reply)

she's an igor?

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:45, Reply)

Shegor?

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:46, Reply)

Shergar?

(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sat 21 Nov, 23:47, Reply)

Nutrientagar?

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:48, Reply)

That stuff smells foul.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 23:53, Reply)

quite possibly
she might even have a shenis
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:48, Reply)

Hope it isn't too big, or crap, or pointless

(johnna, Sat 21 Nov, 23:15, Reply)

she is both crap and pointless
but this pic suits her well
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:17, Reply)

not that i'm saying your pic is crap and pointless
i'm simply saying she is a cunt.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:24, Reply)

She's got two very good points
.... matron!!
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:27, Reply)

i could pay for some very good points
if i shagged as many people and sold the stories as she did
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:29, Reply)

B3ta whip round for Smashy!
Pay-pal Donations for Smash are being accepted NOW!

Smashy in need
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:33, Reply)

too fucking right!
spaniel's ears belong on spaniels!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:34, Reply)

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:35, Reply)

not yet
but they migrate to my armpits when i lie down :(
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:39, Reply)

I don't have paypal
but I could fax you some shekels if you like?
( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sat 21 Nov, 23:36, Reply)

I could draw a picture of some crude boobs in Paint and post them on here if that'd help.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 23:37, Reply)

That's pretty much what b3ta was invented for

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:39, Reply)

Here's me thinking it was just cocks and kittens.

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sat 21 Nov, 23:42, Reply)

The boob3ta (not to be confused with ryvita) board got hijacked
by the joint forces of the CDC and kitten fandoms.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:44, Reply)

well
not really
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:40, Reply)

Was only trying to help :(

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 23:42, Reply)

i know
i'm sick of buying ever smaller bras :(
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:44, Reply)

Here, saved you the effort
5K of booby goodness.


(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sat 21 Nov, 23:41, Reply)

*nominates for Turner Prize*
*sings "Thanks for the mammaries"*
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:42, Reply)

I'm sure to win

(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sat 21 Nov, 23:44, Reply)

I actually had one in reserve too.

It's Keira Knightley.
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 23:44, Reply)

hahaha
is that a gargoyle poking out of her cooze?

i drew mine to your order.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sat 21 Nov, 23:47, Reply)

Jackie Chan had a secret affair with Lord Lucan


(Sister Nutmeat, Sat 21 Nov, 23:52, Reply)

Apparently
I'm loosely related to Lord Lucan...... Makes you think.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 22 Nov, 0:02, Reply)

Okay, here is my entry


I've gone for a classical look
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:43, Reply)

strangely, my nipples are almost exactly that colour

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:46, Reply)

We will transfer them you see
Nothing wrong with them so it would be a shame to waste them.
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:47, Reply)

true, true
keep as much of the original features as possible
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:49, Reply)

Pics or we don't believe you

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:49, Reply)

one of these days
i might just ;)
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:50, Reply)

Is one of those days today?
Also: HI :D
( petehix Update your profile, Sat 21 Nov, 23:57, Reply)

hello :D
no, not today. although, i might have a little job for clansoul to do before my next milestone...
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:59, Reply)

Haha, can't wait :P
I'm he's going to love working for you ;D
( petehix Update your profile, Sun 22 Nov, 0:08, Reply)

i'm sure he shall
once i get him drunk ;)
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:13, Reply)

30606!
That's the magic number. You have to post nawty pics within the next 10 posts.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:58, Reply)

nice try, grasshopper
but no boobies for you just yet
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:02, Reply)

Hey, I don't make the rules
I just misinterpret them for my own purposes.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sun 22 Nov, 0:09, Reply)

that's funny
so do i
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:12, Reply)

Must be standing next to a Dulux colour chart
In B&Q
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:51, Reply)

they threw me out last time i did that

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:53, Reply)

This is a work of beauty
Or at least a tinge of subtlety with the brush strokes.
(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sat 21 Nov, 23:51, Reply)

Don't look for meaning in the artwork
just embrace it!
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:53, Reply)

I just broke my monitor :(

(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sat 21 Nov, 23:55, Reply)

are you inviting people to embrace my boobs?
when i do that, they tend to run away
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:55, Reply)

Sure ting baybee... ya'll just need a good pimp daddy!

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:58, Reply)

heheheh

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sun 22 Nov, 0:01, Reply)

They'd get lost in the machinery
Shekel and Hide, ya know.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:37, Reply)

Aaargh!

( Crystal Meth , nimwit, Sat 21 Nov, 23:40, Reply)

just get some fillets.

(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:44, Reply)

"Make your my mind up"?
Otherwise woo :)
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:46, Reply)

gah!
looked at that at least 10 times without noticing that!
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:49, Reply)

pfff!
those fillets are crap, my sister had them
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:47, Reply)

Keep one handy in your wallet

( the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 21 Nov, 23:04, Reply)

stick him up your hit parade
number ones and number twos.

anyone want to guess what i have just done?
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:06, Reply)

you have smeared a shrew with baba ganoush

(Sister Nutmeat, Sat 21 Nov, 23:09, Reply)

no, though it sounds like a adequate activity for an evening such as this
and i am a fan of all things brinjal
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:14, Reply)

you have invented a method of watching television using the medium of osmosis

(Sister Nutmeat, Sat 21 Nov, 23:53, Reply)

no, though i don't tend to find television particularly absorbing.
HA! SEE WHAT I DID THERE! HA!

:)
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:58, Reply)

you have just googled baba ganoush and osmosis

(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 0:00, Reply)

i refute that.
i eat a lot of middle eastern food, and indeed have a table booked at one for my birthday on tuesday.

nd osmosis, i did go to school you know... :) and i make sausages, using non-osmotic skins. so i knows. (Blows raspberry)

i am not above a bit of googling though.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:10, Reply)

OK I give up, what have you just done

(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 0:13, Reply)

taken my anti-biotics
though how you would have seen it is beyond me. have you got a camera in my house?

stop stalking me.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:16, Reply)

You look great in the blue shirt
However the novelty polar ear paw slippers were a poor choice
(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 0:21, Reply)

i know, ear slippers SOUND good!

(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 22 Nov, 0:31, Reply)

I meant to type bear but I typed ear
and I salute the way you have created a terrible pun from my ineptitude
(Sister Nutmeat, Sun 22 Nov, 0:57, Reply)

Burnt down a cow.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 23:11, Reply)

no, though a trip to milton keynes to incinerate their bovine sculptures would please me
being a womble.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:16, Reply)

concrete
doesn't burn though

sadly :(
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:20, Reply)

surely, it is only a matter of temperature....
everything burns in a supernova.

maybe dissolve them in acid?
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:32, Reply)

give them cancer
of the concrete variety?

apparently concrete can melt: answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080212001028AAD4e5X

but it doesn't get that hot in Milton Keynes.
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:34, Reply)

it does if you take along some acetylene torches

(boris the spider Iggle Piggle is a pimp., Sat 21 Nov, 23:38, Reply)

run naked around a pretzel factory with an imaginary lion

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:13, Reply)

no, though i do own two cats, they are not of such feline stature as to be considered lion-like
however, this makes me reminisce for the days when you could get white chocolate covered, but still salted, pretzels in bags in the sweetie shops.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:17, Reply)

ah, pretzel flips
the brown chocolate ones were best
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:19, Reply)

had a massive shit
that made your ring bleed
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:18, Reply)

no, that was me

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:21, Reply)

goatsepoo

( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:21, Reply)

the perfect advert for dulcolax

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:23, Reply)

oh don't
I had to listen to my mum going on about her fucking bowels on the phone yesterday.

again.
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:24, Reply)

i had to listen to my mum
telling me how lovely and warm it was in spain yesterday, while i was sat here listening to howling winds and torrential rain.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:25, Reply)

mums.
fucking slags.
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:27, Reply)

hahaha!
my parents have been married almost 40 years, they're still at it like rabbits, it's sickening
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:28, Reply)

What's up Doc or more Jessica?

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:34, Reply)

definitely jessica
of all the women in the world, that cartoon vixen is the only one i'd ever consider turning rug muncher for
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:39, Reply)

what, eating their own poo?

(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:48, Reply)

um
no
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:57, Reply)

no, though as a sufferer of quite obdurate haemorrhoids, it is by no means a bad guess.
makes cycling an S&M pleasure.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:31, Reply)

Conquered a small South American country using only a cardboard tube
and some Marmite.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:23, Reply)

marmite should be used more to decide important political issues
no more left-wing right-wing bollocks.

just love-it hate-it.
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:26, Reply)

marmite conquers all
and coats it in a delicious beefy blanket
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:27, Reply)

nononononononononononono!!!
marmite is not beef.

you're thinking of bovril.
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:28, Reply)

but it tastes beefy!
although bovril is also delicious
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:29, Reply)

no, though as a professional structural packaging designer,
i would have confidence in my wood fibre based weaponry, yeast spread or no yeast spread. i would probably go for French Guiana.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:28, Reply)

anywhere with french in the title is a viable target

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:30, Reply)

They'd surrender within minutes
It's traditional.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:34, Reply)

that's why their arrogance confuses me

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:37, Reply)

having looked into it a bit more...
...french Guiana is still part of france - it uses the euro and everything! and though small compared to lots of other SA countries, it is still the size of portugal.

perhaps we should try an island, or an african country?
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:40, Reply)

Isle of Wight

( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:42, Reply)

Too many panthers
How about Rockall?
"Come to Rockall, we don't have panthers."
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 23:48, Reply)

i've always fancied a trip tot he isles of scilly.
somehow, that sounds right for a b3ta military junta...

the B3tan Scilly Republic.

i don't mind bringing the sandwiches, if someone can source the knives and guns,
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:56, Reply)

french connection?
where do I sign up?
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:36, Reply)

under the white flag

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Sat 21 Nov, 23:38, Reply)

Posted your letter to Santa?

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:30, Reply)

no, though i plan to pen one for my daughter this weekend at some point...
what i did, was in fact, to pickle 18 eggs, in home made chilli pepper, all spice and black pepper vinegar.:)

the whole house stinks of boiling vinegar vapour now!

sorry for the build up!
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:36, Reply)

build up
of gas when you eat them?
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sat 21 Nov, 23:36, Reply)

well, the record for eating boiled eggs is 60+ in about 5 minutes....
...i'd love to know what is possible with the pickled variety.

tried it with my home made scotch eggs once - felt pukey after only seven. :(

anyone want to put a wager on it? i think it could be woven into a sheffield B3ta meet.... :)
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 23:42, Reply)

*trademarks, patents, offers to the adult tv channels*

( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 21 Nov, 22:14, Reply)

arf
wrong pictures wrong :D:D:D woo

edit:

( The_Fiend, Sat 21 Nov, 22:16, Reply)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 21 Nov, 22:18, Reply)

Needs more rainbows.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 22:22, Reply)

Now this is amusing.
And just to clear it up - Umbongo chosen utterly at random. It has a funny name. That is all.
(Octo , Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum, Sat 21 Nov, 22:44, Reply)

it still upsets me...
i got down to the last 8 for the sheffield show that was filmed a couple of weeks ago. they came round my house with cameras, recorded an interview and everything.

i wasnt controversial enough. :(

my life will always be one of 'almosts' now.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov, 22:50, Reply)

hahah fantastic!
Did you enjoy your hunt for teh source?
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 21 Nov, 22:16, Reply)

I was very careful

( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 21 Nov, 22:18, Reply)

hahhahaha

( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Sat 21 Nov, 22:26, Reply)

Are the people hosting
also voting for themselves?
(gingerfreak fucking lsd screens, Sat 21 Nov, 22:26, Reply)

they're should be more score cards carried around in day to day existence

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sat 21 Nov, 22:36, Reply)

[3][7]
.......\o/
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 22:39, Reply)

I very nearly gave women score cards one day, whilst enjoying a pint
on the waterfront. But then I considerd that it might be sexist and mean. Was I right to decide against it?
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sat 21 Nov, 22:52, Reply)

It's only sexist if you give them less than 9 out of 10.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 22:55, Reply)

[6][9]
.......\o/
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:00, Reply)

Are calling me a 6.9? :(

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 21 Nov, 23:01, Reply)

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 23:21, Reply)

That's what I thought.

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sat 21 Nov, 23:51, Reply)

And the show set in the drug rehab clinic
Come Down With Me.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 22:53, Reply)

Cough.

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 21 Nov, 22:03, Reply)

okay, now be a sport:
paint the fence and wax the car love.
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 22:06, Reply)

Kung Fu King Hardcore !

( Valin Looking out too . . . see . . . :": . . ., Sat 21 Nov, 22:06, Reply)

kung fucking hardcore.

(I am a cucumber. I am a cucumber, I am a cucumber, I'm a cucumber., Sat 21 Nov, 22:07, Reply)

Five times real fast !

( Valin Looking out too . . . see . . . :": . . ., Sat 21 Nov, 22:08, Reply)

I have that video somewhere
next to Squatting dragon, hidden fisting
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 22:09, Reply)

no wait it's: Big trouble in Little vagina

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 22:12, Reply)

no wait it's: Drunken Rapist

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sat 21 Nov, 22:22, Reply)

Nope it must be: Way of the exploding jiss

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 22:25, Reply)

no it's: Half a Load of Cum

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Sat 21 Nov, 22:33, Reply)

Spanging?
Is that an artform too?
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 21 Nov, 22:13, Reply)

*SPANGS*

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 21 Nov, 22:16, Reply)

haha
WOO . gets a click from me :D
( The_Fiend, Sat 21 Nov, 22:14, Reply)

So, the vacuum cleaner, iron, mop etc
are examples of female marital aids?
( Holly Would is much better now, thank you very much., Sat 21 Nov, 22:16, Reply)

They're modern anniversary gifts
1st Iron
2nd Duster
3rd rolling pin
4th wisk
5th Hoover
6th Mop

7th divorce papers. (7 year itch and all that y'know?)
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 22:20, Reply)

8...?
9 profit.
( Holly Would is much better now, thank you very much., Sat 21 Nov, 22:25, Reply)

profit Bankrupt
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 21 Nov, 22:26, Reply)

8... 9..?
Who the hell stays together for that length of time? I suppose you'd have to get a coffee maker or a hot latino gardener for those anniveraries.
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 22:28, Reply)

Rolling Pin's just before Divorce
Don't you read Andy Capp?
(gingerfreak fucking lsd screens, Sat 21 Nov, 22:29, Reply)

Why do you say
'female'?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Nov, 22:40, Reply)

i hate manure.

(I am a cucumber. I am a cucumber, I am a cucumber, I'm a cucumber., Sat 21 Nov, 22:00, Reply)

Brown Gold, Friesian Tea

( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov, 22:03, Reply)

nothin like a little bubblin' crude.

(I am a cucumber. I am a cucumber, I am a cucumber, I'm a cucumber., Sat 21 Nov, 22:06, Reply)

It sure burns fast !

( Valin Looking out too . . . see . . . :": . . ., Sat 21 Nov, 22:09, Reply)

kind of like...oil.

(I am a cucumber. I am a cucumber, I am a cucumber, I'm a cucumber., Sat 21 Nov, 22:47, Reply)

Cheap n Quick
BecauseClarkson loves his caravans

(Stephen5555 is posting on, Sat 21 Nov, 21:59, Reply)

He's holding his own . . .
next he'll be taking up pro stock car racing . . .
( Valin Looking out too . . . see . . . :": . . ., Sat 21 Nov, 22:08, Reply)