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# In a world of shitty magnets and miracles...
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# Hello. I built you these.






There's a full set after the click.
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# GJM
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[challenge entry] Can you fly, Bobby?
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# I thought all y'all called it 'petrol'
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# Now on BBC1...........
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# I've not got a problem with him, he seems a hard working, decent bloke
it's his audience I can't comprehend
(, Sat 30 Aug, 14:27, Reply)
# Get with it grandad, it's the SEVENTIES
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#
(yeah I've never actually seen it, just seen a couple clips and a lot of rants about how shit it is, and how popular it is)
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# that sort of thing has always been popular
his stuff is actually pretty good for "that sort of thing" ... and it's generally sympathetic to the comedy characters he riffs off which most crass bbc3/ITV sitcoms aren't. I can't watch it for more than five minutes without wanting to nuke Ireland though
(, Sat 30 Aug, 15:56, Reply)
[challenge entry] Not really the most successful game port ever...
(, Sat 30 Aug, 12:25, Reply)
# Grand Theft Manual?
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# Grand Theft Manuel?
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# it's sad
Michael and Trevor just need to swap places for a few moments and both will be happy.
(, Sat 30 Aug, 12:50, Reply)
# Hahaha!
This passes the boredom of waiting for the missus to have a bra fitting.
(, Sat 30 Aug, 12:59, Reply)
# Fingers crossed
for larger, not smaller then.
(, Sat 30 Aug, 13:03, Reply)
# I dont want to be suffocated!
Although I can think if worse ways to go....
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#
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#
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# that's waaaaaaay too high res for a spectrum
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[challenge entry] oof etc.
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[challenge entry] I've not had much sleep...
(, Sat 30 Aug, 10:31, Reply)
# Taste the Rainbow stomach of the bear
makes sense to me!
(, Sat 30 Aug, 12:51, Reply)
# here's your long-awaited gayshift, now quit moaning
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#
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# Pfft!
I only wear black.
(, Sat 30 Aug, 16:06, Reply)
# I remember when the gayshift never left the closet
Now everyone has to hear about it. La di dah.

Wait a minute. Moaning? So that's what that noise was.
(, Sat 30 Aug, 4:30, Reply)
[challenge entry] Hurrah!
 photo gshft.gif
(, Sat 30 Aug, 10:18, Reply)
# yes!
(, Sat 30 Aug, 13:38, Reply)
[challenge entry] Here is your long awaited newsletter. Now stop moaning.
(, Fri 29 Aug, 23:03, Reply)
# Hey! Stop that!
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# lol
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[challenge entry]
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# a good read, as ever
my favourite bit is the bit about me
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# my favo(u)rite bit is the 4th bit
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# TLDR
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# Yay! Thanks rob
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# > FUCK GANDALF
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# Gandalf Can't Do Simple Math Under Pressure! Can You???
(, Fri 29 Aug, 23:26, Reply)
# Not when I'm all hopped up on PACT coffee
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#
Some cunt at work has bought mellow roast coffee, that horrible mild powder. How am I meant to do a night shift on that? cunt.
(, Fri 29 Aug, 23:33, Reply)
# You can get delicious Pact coffee
sent to your place of work for just one pound. Bargain if you ask me.
(, Fri 29 Aug, 23:34, Reply)
# Pact Coffee - picked by orphans, drunk by orphans.
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# picked by drunk orphans
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#
My employer is a cheap arsed cunt. Though I've found his stash of Peruvian filter coffee. YOINK....
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# PACT
Pact is made from radiator fluff compressed into pellets by the calloused hands of those encased in iron igloos as punishment for their depredations against the state in peace time.
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# Sell it!
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# you're not our real newsletter you're our stepnewsletter
you can't tell us what to read
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# Better than nothing.
But then again, really not.
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# I can't believe it's not better than nothing*
(, Sat 30 Aug, 0:11, Reply)
# Dubya's back
All is restored!
(, Sat 30 Aug, 0:30, Reply)
# well,
north IS better....
(, Fri 29 Aug, 23:52, Reply)
# Compo winer, right here^^
(, Sat 30 Aug, 0:00, Reply)
# Cheers Rob
I won't do the others in the basement tonight as I'll be reading this
(, Sat 30 Aug, 0:04, Reply)
# I went North once.
That is the end of that anecdote, really.
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# Really?
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# Yes.
I went to Hemel Hempstead. I didn't like it. Somebody burned my ear.
(, Sat 30 Aug, 0:38, Reply)
# Forgive me but..
...that was more anecdote, I am on tenterhooks for the remains of this anecdote. I hope your ear is alright.
(, Sat 30 Aug, 0:43, Reply)
# I lied about the ear.
I just went to Hemel. I had a coffee with a friend, at her house. What we discussed is lost in the mists of time, but probably involved how soon she could move back out from Hemel, which she did soon after.
Tune in next week, when I describe going shopping.
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# WIN
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# just jokes i'nit
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# jokes 'n' things
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# this font is boring
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# -font +site
(, Sat 30 Aug, 16:10, Reply)
# > went north.
do I know where Jews are

went back to being NO FUCKING NEWSLETTER SO KILL THE JEWS!

btw all of the symbols mean this is what rob said to me privately.
(, Sat 30 Aug, 3:24, Reply)
# /links is that way ---->
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# your a btich
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# I demand a refund!
And you love it when I moan.
(, Sat 30 Aug, 11:22, Reply)
# Spectrum challenges are ALWAYS shit, you wank.
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# cheese please
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# Crikey
I would love to get a cotton bud in her ear and mash it around.
(, Fri 29 Aug, 22:46, Reply)
# cotton bud?
it's quite a large hole
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# Roll of twenties?
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# such a luxurious moustache
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# No chance of a blowie then?
(, Fri 29 Aug, 23:25, Reply)
# no, but she gives good chin-chin-charee
(, Sat 30 Aug, 2:05, Reply)
# now this one, on the other hand...
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# "Made it, Ma! Top of the World of Carpets!!"
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#
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#
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# am it be gheyshift already?
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# I operate a 24 hour 365 day policy.
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# yay, more gay for everyone!!
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# My backdoor's always open.
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# from an actual doormat at a sweet elderly woman's home:
'back door guests are best'
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# Cheating biddy.
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# Get a room!
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[challenge entry] So it turns out if you apply Speccy-correct colours to a bitmap of Bez you get desperate Dan having a stroke.
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# Why are you here?
I'm drinking next door.
(, Fri 29 Aug, 20:34, Reply)
# Is it an impromptu piss up? I'm in!
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# Does next door know?
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# I haven't said anything, so if they found out it wasn't me.
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# F.A.S.T.P.I.E.
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# 6031769
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# now take away the number you first thought of...

ta da
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# Hello Moley
Happy evenings to you. You are loved.
(, Fri 29 Aug, 21:11, Reply)
# yay!
hallo spazzy

love you too

*hugs*

don't tell the missus though...
:D
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[challenge entry] Dammit K-9
(, Fri 29 Aug, 17:01, Reply)
# Top work there!
:D
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# ta!
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# That game was a rip off of Knightlore.
Which in turn was a rip off of Head Over Heels.
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#
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# Dear God, NOOOO!
Why bother when there's Barbarian in the world?
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# I got a hell of a lot further on this remake than I did on the original
Amazing how useful a shadow underneath you is when flying downwards in isometric view
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# unfortunately it's supposed to be Batman
carrying a bomb that's been replaced by a CDC
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# Subjlols
Don't be a lazy internetter
Write a rhyme for the imaginary newsletter
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# I shall try
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# One line can't rhyme with itself
er, unless you repeat it I suppose
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# Are you shitting in a bag?
Are you pissing down a tube?
Are you eating through a straw?
You will be soon you picture-less noob.
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# THIS DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
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# Oh wait yeah it does.
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# around beethreeta and across the land
a cry rings out: “SHIT IN YOUR HAND!”
(, Fri 29 Aug, 16:12, Reply)
# I'd applaud this
if I didn't have a handful of shit
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# both my cat and I would like to see a photograph of your hand
this is Ebola my poorly cat, he's not very well:

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# He looks fine to me
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# He looks delicious to me.
Does he go well with french fries?
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# as soon as i saw this pic, i started hearing a large housefly buzzing around
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# ... because you'd turned on your buzzbum(tm) stimulator.
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# buzz bum tish
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# also,
i bet that tastes like chicken
(, Fri 29 Aug, 20:14, Reply)
# my cat doesn't like you talking about him like that
he's a bit of a grouse
(, Fri 29 Aug, 20:37, Reply)
# also... do you fancy joining forces and making the FP CAT game a reality?
we'd make a killing
(, Fri 29 Aug, 20:40, Reply)
# pfft, so whe're stooping that low, OK! :D :D
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# FUCK YEAH!
:D
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# mofaha
we're still waiting
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# front page this now!
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# There once was a wheatfield mofaha...
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# image
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# It's fandabbyrosey
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# ha
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# Far less distrubing 8)
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# eeep!
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# Aaaargh
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# Shooting Stars was ace.
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# you forgot to tick the "God" option
stupid noob mod
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# I'm being a Pantheist today
so it doesn't really matter what name I use.
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# is that one of those underwear sniffers?
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# !!
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# i love this
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# haha
nice brain
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# Home lols
Hall of fame
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# so, what youre saying is that Mofaha is one of the gods?
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# You don't believe in pants?
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# I can't think of any words is a picture ok?
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# THREADSAVE
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# I was thinking if people stopped saying ROB MANUEL FINGERS DOGS
He might just come back
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#
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# fingering dogs since 1886
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# ahhhh yeaa-ahhh
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#
It makes no difference question setter,
we still won't see a new Newsletter,
to grace the page that's at the front,
so no more rhymes, you lazy [mod edit]!
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# ha! YES!
(, Fri 29 Aug, 20:40, Reply)
#
There was a time when I didn't have to plead
You were a real go-getter
We didn't have to beg for a newsletter
I might like you better if you weren't a bed wetter
(, Fri 29 Aug, 19:10, Reply)
# ...who fingers a red setter
(, Fri 29 Aug, 19:15, Reply)
# I had to edit it for more poetic accuracy.
I've been wanting to use that Romeo Void reference for YEARS!

Pardon me, yes, Irish setter.
(, Fri 29 Aug, 19:25, Reply)
# God, I haven't heard of them in YEARS!
Kinda x-ray specs meets Patti Smith!
(, Fri 29 Aug, 19:50, Reply)
# With a dash of Chrissie Hynde
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# everyone should be a mod, similar to the current scheme, only more so
(, Fri 29 Aug, 20:39, Reply)
# Mofaha®
Now in full 8bit color
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# MUTINY!
(, Sat 30 Aug, 1:48, Reply)
[challenge entry] God, this takes me back

this image apparently dated 24th October 2003
(, Fri 29 Aug, 15:27, Reply)
# :D
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# Woah! That's radical!
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# shouldn't that be rear view?
(, Fri 29 Aug, 16:08, Reply)
# With or without anti-aliasing?
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# Lols
(, Fri 29 Aug, 22:15, Reply)

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