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# How the internets work

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# This is lovely!
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# Does it tile?




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# Thanks
Curvature is the sincerest form of flattery.
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# I think you just broke net neutrality
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# Gears are great. Worked an 18th Century watermill for 5 years, and it's still the best job I ever had.
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# You should get one of these then:
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# Nice ring.
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# Doing what, may I ask, Sir?
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# Miller. Chaucer didn't like them, but all the ones I've met were fine fellows.
Once helped Barnes Wallace's son, Chris, replace a two ton waterwheel.
He was full of stories and made a great cup of tea.
R.I.P.
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# Bloody hell this is beautiful
Doffs cap. Top work
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# I like how the ones at 135 degrees have lengths 1, 1, and then 2.
That was a good bit.
Also the way they're arranged in three planes at once.
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# lovely!
DROOLS....
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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MADE UP PROBLEMS

This weeks challenge is to think up more of those made up problems that ad men use to sell products.
Tongue cleaners on toothbrushes, scented tampons etc. Bonus points for seeing your irrational fear turned in to an actual product in 6 months time.
Challenge suggested by Afinkawan.
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[challenge entry] First!
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# ^ winning /board.
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#
Andalusian Dog approved.
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# that just made my cardio sphincter tingle
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[challenge entry] Like with Candy Crush Saga, the only winning move is not to play
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# This deserves more woo.
Woo!
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# Wooo!
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#
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# NO REFUNDS
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# I was two feet away, and didn't get this.
Then I was standing six feet back, and suddenly it made sense. So I recommend everyone stand back from their computers in order to get the most out of this picture.
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# Small, far away.
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# Also:
what are you talking about?
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# I'm just trying to help those in need!
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# I honestly don't know what you mean.
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# Do I really have to spell it out?
So, at first that elbow just looked normal. But then I have huge elbows.
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# I am sorry for your trouble.
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# It could be bursitis
This is an inflammation of the bursa, it's a pad in the elbow that cushions the joint's articulation. My Pa recently suffered an infection in his. It burst in the end. I think that's where elbow grease come from.
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# I had that in my penis once. Second or third joint from the end. It was so painful I couldn't unfurl fully for a month..
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# Did it feel like an air bed inflated with silly putty?
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# that's a memory foam mattress
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# My uncle used to have one of those
It caught Alzheimer's and turned into a floor.
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# Just to clear things up, my elbows are completely normal.
This has all been a big hoax. However, my penis joints are in need of eccentric exercises.
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# Best talk to Stephen Fry
Because he's eccentric
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# oh fuck
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# no refunds, did I mention that?
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# oh christ
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
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# I thought you were better than that
Oh mpg aha (nice work predictive text) what have you become?
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# Worse
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# Humerus.
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# It's a play on words
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# The soup is getting thin
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# Let's call it bouillon and charge extra
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[challenge entry] Welcome to Strictly Come Dancing 1984, with Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly....
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# there's something really sinister about his tie fiddling
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# something sinister with him
full stop.
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[challenge entry] Maybe compo related, who knows...
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# I've got Brucey in the Yewtree sweepstakes
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# Its a certainty,
surely? He's been around ages, just think of all the diddling time he's had.
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# As creepy as he is
He didn't work with nearly enough children.
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# Don't be ridiculous, you're being far too restrained.
Have you forgotten that this is the internet? HE'S A NONCE, BURN HIM!
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# Jonah Hill pays 10 year old boys to shit in his mouth.
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# Paul Daniels makes Debbie dress up in a nappy and call him 'grandpa' while he ejaculates in her hair.
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# John Craven is an all-round great guy and has done nothing illegal with children whatsoever.
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# Lies. Newsround is an anagram of "sworn nude".
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# Stephen Mulhern has sex with women and enjoys it.
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# brilliant
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# Yes yes, I know it seams a bit quick & dirty, because it was..
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# :)
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# Myra Hindley, she smoked like a chimley, But she's my little nicotine gal.
Have you got a light boy?
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# Hahahahaha
Hi Moley! \0/
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# cooee
:D
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# I had an excellent idea for his and hers romantic necklaces...
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# Leave Elvis alone!
*flounces*
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[challenge entry] Have I got ahead of myself?

or did no-one want this challenge?
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#
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# he did love his lols
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# a b3ta classic!
:D
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# i've lost loads of my hitler lols coz of b3tards, still got a few on b3ta tho, i liked drawing hitler
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# I wonder whether b3tards will ever come back
I lost loads too

humph!
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# i don't think robtoo can be arsed, it happened before when keiron shut down ukdragon coz it got full of muslim terrorist shit
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# I keep checking everyday like I used to call my lost cat every night which I found out 2 weeks later had been run over and binned by the street cleaner :'(
Be nice to know either way
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# my favorite Hitler...was on b3tards, but backed up on the Bucket.
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#
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# Isn't Hugo a Jewish name?
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# dunno
Round our way its what posh kids are called.
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# They're usually all called Olly in my experience.
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# Grand Führer of Shoes
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# Its been my Steam Account profile pic for years :)
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# But you still had to pay attention
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#
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# lovely
:D
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# ha ha,
*is annoyed he's missed the first 8 :(*
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# a larf and a harf
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# hahaha!


damnit!
:D
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# 'tis what all the kids are playing, yes?
 photo meincraft_zpsd88984d0.jpg
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# With nazi zombies,
obviously...
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# Ohhh, YES!
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# Ohhhh, NO NO NO NO!
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#
'Uncle Edward, stop dressing up my son....'

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# awww whoseagood Boy den
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# hahaha
:D
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# Ha-ha!
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# totp
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# *Wilts*
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# Haha
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# Uncanny!
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#
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# Oh ffs, very good one to start the day : )
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# Dreadfully dreadful *click*
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# it HURTS
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# oh you are awful
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# haha octopooed
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# hahaha
I like how he twists his tentacles, as he waits
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# Hahaha. Put a squid in the slot.
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# hahhaha
Awesome, had no idea where that was going
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# to the toilets ... there's a big sign in the second frame
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# haha. He was rushing because
he's got the squids
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# Ace.
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# Hahaha
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# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Bruce Campbell - Show us how other films and things would be improved with more Bruce Campbell. (Afinkawan)
Made up problems - Tongue cleaners on toothbrushes, Scented tampons, what other insecurities can ad men abuse? (Afinkawan)
Horror Furniture - Put possesed Ikea objects in movies or play Satan's Carpenter and design something twisted (paranoiaman)
Ultimate Freakshow - Show us a world where genetic modification and sideshow mutants are the norm. (ferret)



Reply with your choice to vote, challenge starts later/tomorrow
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# black face
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# Ultimate Freakshow
VVV
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# Just post pics of Dundee city centre
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# actually, I'll go with gym gurning
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# IKEA, just to have 1 vote each
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# Can't we have "grow virtual swastikas" compo?
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# terence trent d'arby
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# I like Bruce Campbell
Some years ago, I very nearly asked him if he'd like a jelly baby.
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# What did he very nearly say in reply?
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# I like to think he would accept it (the jelly baby) with thanks
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# morning
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# has broken :(
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# morning
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# morning
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# Campbell.
please.
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# Bruce Campbell
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# These options are all a bit limited.
Apart from 'Made up Problems' where I shall cast my vote.
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# iii
for me
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# I'm going to put the kettle on. Anyone for tea?

also… made up problems could be good
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# One milk, No sugar.
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# coming right up
biscuits?
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# Custard Creams?
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# there's loads of garibaldis, a rich tea and a couple of pink wafers

sorry
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# No Worries
Fling me a Rich Tea and let's get this show on the road.
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# yeehaw!
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# *They rode off into the sunset with two steaming-hot mugs of tea and a packet of rich teas in their gun holsters.*
The town would never see the like of them again.
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# A Fistful of Digestives
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# Isn't F just the b3ta flickr pool anyway
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# i think f for me
wanker
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# Made up problems? Isn't that QOTW material rather than /board?
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# Made up Problems
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# Made up problems for me
Although I'm sure something similar has been done.....
I dont really understand the rest.
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#
Made up problems
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# Ultimate Freakshow
aka b3ta user Pedrohin
ta
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# meh!
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# Ultimate Freakshow
ta
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# made up problems
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# Sexy pictures of dog's bumholes please
If that doesn't get me made mod I don't know what will
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# Who's Bruce Campbell?
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# this week's hilarious freebase headswap
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# HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS HILARIOUS HILARIOUS
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# Evil Dead 2 was his finest hour.
He has a good slapstick style which is perfect for that film. He has become a parody of himself, though.
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# pigfish underachievers
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# Ultimate Freakshow, please, Bob
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# B3ta Dead - Show us how b3ta has died. (atomic)
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# Bruce killed b3ta?
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# "Undead b3ta" sounds pretty cool, though.
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# even after looking at imdb I have no idea who that Bruce is
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# Give 'Bubba Ho-Tep' a go.
You might be pleasantly surprised.
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# Horror furniture
simply because it reminds me of one of the first challenges I ever saw here
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# how about weird pub signs?
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# Birthday boy :D
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#
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#
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# FUCK
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# FuckFuck
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# I almost forgot .......FUCK
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# Well
That escalated fast...
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# :D
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#
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# hahaha
I hope it's his
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# Sexy as fuck
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# top FUCK!
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#
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# Top Gnops!
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# Boy has birthday?
Shocker!
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#
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# Hahahahahaha
I only just got this
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# heh heh heh
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# pfft
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# Proof that Winston Churchill has a time machine.
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#
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# hahaha
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# haha
destiny
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# Hahaha:D
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# Merry fucking christmas!
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# nearly got me
dancing
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#
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# Poor Rob.
With all of this adulation he really ought to show up once in a while. I blame his wife.
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# He's married?
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# haha
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# One is one.
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# haha :)
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#
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# Six fags on the go yet his mouth's covered up
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# nicotine osmosis gloves
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# I've got their first album
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# was that the one produced by David Skebazine ?
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# Snodrel Zircus was the engineer I think
He's the one who achieved their distinctive "bucket of soup" sound.
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# sparky handclaw
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# Gotham's funky reckoning.
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# This^
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# Glow-worm Tickler.
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# shoulder toast!
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# yummy
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# Maggoty Shoulder Toast.
Great band...
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# I don't know why
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# Nice arts.
It got me googling how R2D2 handles stairs. The answer isn't very interesting.
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# Is the answer "not well"?
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# He can waddle down stairs and they just didn't
bother showing him going up, apparently.

I like the fact that on a Star Wars messageboard where all people talk about is Star Wars, someone has commented that such a question should be "Filed under: Pointless".
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# As long as the answer isn't "and suddenly hoverjets from nowhere" I'm good.
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#
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# A Toad interviews Kenny Baker.
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# hahaha
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# haha they obviously have MUCH more important things on
They're probably asking each other how Harrison Ford handles stairs these days
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# haha
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# hah. good stuff
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# Nice one.
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