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# Lou Gramm of Foreigner is appearing in concert here soon. Does anyone know if his voice is still good?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:58, Reply)
# Oh shit, he's an American
ya know, I thought Lou Gramm was a Brit, what with the wonky eyes and all that
PFFT! My bad!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 22:02, Reply)
# not offended
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[challenge entry] hmm, legs compo is till active -- YAY! :D :D
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# shexy!
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# she has no trouble tying her shoes
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# Costanza approved
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[challenge entry] Mmmmmm! She was most certainly the TASTIEST mermaid!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 20:19, Reply)
# OM NOM NOM NOM - bottomfeederlolz
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# oops that was my "Hungry-Hungry Bimbos!" one
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# Can it be
oh never mind
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# do you know what those are?
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# I swear, they're just GIFs of a spaghetti eating contest.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:50, Reply)
# Oh I know what they are
I've just never heard it called that before
(, Fri 19 Sep, 22:04, Reply)
# you've never scene spaghetti eat a conest before?
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[challenge entry]
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# YES!
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# Meanwhile, in the SNP members restaurant
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# ouff!
*sends to room*
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:30, Reply)
# Hahahaha
:D
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# pfff!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:35, Reply)
# They've got Nicola Sturgeon as deputy
Plenty more fish in the sea
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:46, Reply)
# Chicken, then?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 17:20, Reply)
# pfft
(, Fri 19 Sep, 17:20, Reply)
# but mcfly was irish
(, Fri 19 Sep, 18:53, Reply)
# Why, was it fatty?
obvs fattist comment
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# I miss him already:(
(, Fri 19 Sep, 19:20, Reply)
# Hahaha
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# Flounce!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 19:55, Reply)
# Has it been Eton?
No, but all of the upper management have.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:37, Reply)
[challenge entry] Ooh hai thur!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:30, Reply)
# looks like my sister 30-odd years ago
but with a touch of down's
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:38, Reply)
# OOF!!
:D How's the health coming on? :)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:45, Reply)
# great, thanks :)
more discomfort than pain now. it's weird, i still can't get used to things not being broken, it's like waiting for the other shoe to drop!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:57, Reply)
# Going the right way though
Wine will numb the pain :)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:03, Reply)
# so will martini!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:13, Reply)
# well la de da your majesty!
=D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:29, Reply)
# hehheh
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:34, Reply)
# Cor!
Well placed flowers in that patterned dress?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:20, Reply)
# It's nippley out!
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:21, Reply)
# Classic comedy
Nice one Dave
(, Fri 19 Sep, 19:20, Reply)
# lovely work!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 21:31, Reply)
# heart ache vs. heart attack
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:38, Reply)
# there's a pound bakery near my house
with a pound cafe attached. the food is fucking disgusting. even if it's dirt cheap, it's still not worth it.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:39, Reply)
# I bake my own pounds
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# i bake cakes
which i did this morning
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# is that a euphemism for having a poo ?
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# no, it's not
i often bake cakes, although i rarely eat them. made a seed cake this morning, my mate will probably scoff the lot when she comes round, she usually does.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:49, Reply)
# Sounds classy!
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# yep
know a few people who've eaten in the cafe part, all of them have felt sick afterwards. it's just sad that this is the only place some people can aford to get a hot meal from nowadays.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:29, Reply)
# Heh, I know that area
That's probably seen as a classy joint in that neighbourhood. Think the nearby Greggs closed down not long after the Pound Bakery appeared.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 18:07, Reply)
# "Unemployment Grade Beef" - CAUTION: May contain traces of meat.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 19:36, Reply)
# Warning: Greggs sausage rolls can cause Vulcan hand growth and pinktongue
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# everyone's a winner
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# except flan
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# Flantastic!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:11, Reply)
# "Oh you can't put your foot up in Europe
You can't show your studs on the 'nent
They take a dim view of a slightly raised shoe
So think on if you're up against Ghent, my lad,
think on if you're up against Ghent"
-- the genius that is HMHB of course
(, Fri 19 Sep, 18:02, Reply)
# also: angry eyebrow
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# that's the vulcan bit (like Spock)
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# haha
:)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:21, Reply)
# Did you hear that a cheese company is going to be sponsoring a space rocket?
It'll be called Dairylea Launchables.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:59, Reply)
# No, but I did hear they're doing a range of Hitler Nazi hideout themed cheese-based snacks.
Dairylea Bunkers.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:11, Reply)
# Have we had a ridiculous sponsorship challenge at all...
I would look but, you know...can't be arsed.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:30, Reply)
# There was the time Colgate and David Icke teamed up to make Truthpaste
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:33, Reply)
# Or when Palitoy and Mr Kipling were producing those Exceedingly Nice Fakes.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:43, Reply)
# Or the time Esso and the Swiss Alps tourist board teamed up and asked you to put an Eiger in your tank
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:16, Reply)
# I recall the time David Prowse and Dekionplexis teamed up to produce the Green Cross Chode.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:24, Reply)
# Apple fanboys started using Mr. Muscle, just to spite people who dislike Apple
when they heard it loves the Jobs you hate.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 17:41, Reply)
[challenge entry] Disaster Girl classic for the compo...I expect something like this must have been done somewhere.
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# hahaha
pure evil
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# Little match what?
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# Ha ha shit.
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# I hope its saved in PS format :D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:17, Reply)
# Didn't help to spot with the rubbish font to go with my rubbish typing...but it were free so mustn't grumble.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:21, Reply)
# All in order now. Carry on :)
Oh hold on you spelt 'fuck' wrong!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:23, Reply)
# Lovely as ever, invisiblecity!
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# Ta, I keep missing the compo lately...turning into a bit of a lurker.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:36, Reply)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:50, Reply)
# That is possibly one of the saddest things you have ever posted, Doggy.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:19, Reply)
# :)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:23, Reply)
[challenge entry] And another thing... I'll just leave this here!
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#
also, I like your tory tree work
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# top tag
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# wunderschön
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# i like this
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# Subjlols time! not necessarily for the newsletter, just the lovely camaraderie
(, Fri 19 Sep, 12:56, Reply)
# Dundee to be granted independence, whether they want it or not
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# Choc Isis
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:14, Reply)
# Mel Gibson...
...to be hung drawn and quartered for the purposes of historical accuracy.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:15, Reply)
# That is possibly one of the saddest things you have ever posted, Toasty.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:16, Reply)
# depends how much you care about the newsletter I guess
personally I couldn't give a monkeys, I just like the funny jokes people come up with
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:26, Reply)
# ditto
:(
(, Fri 19 Sep, 16:19, Reply)
# There once was a wheatfield God...
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# Slower than the speed of dark
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# The bear pie-chart thingy explained in gruesome detail.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:47, Reply)
# You take the 'aye' road and I'll take the 'no' road
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# :D
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# This is like putting lipstick on a dead prozzy.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:16, Reply)
# Hahaha
Tea, oat flapjack made with golden syrup & blossom honey - monitor
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# pffft
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# haha
(, Fri 19 Sep, 18:38, Reply)
# Exclusive: Robin Williams used to ghostwrite the b3ta newsletter
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# haha
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# newsletter, what newsletter ?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:40, Reply)
# A poo's better than the newsletter.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:05, Reply)
# finger banging dog's anuses since 2003
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# LIKE WAKING UP IN THE SAME COUNTRY
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[challenge entry] :)
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[challenge entry] :D
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#
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#
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# :D
Nice
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:02, Reply)
# Rob Stiltskin?
Nicely mate
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# A red dwarf!
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# Who's he?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:16, Reply)
# that works FAR too well
he looks horrific!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:26, Reply)
# Almost feel sorry for him
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# Haha.
Defeated in the end by the Better-Having-Someone-Else-To-Blame-For-All-Our-Problems campaign.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 11:33, Reply)
# Lovely as ever Q!
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 11:52, Reply)
# Cheers man
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:10, Reply)
# Very nice shop
Woo
(, Fri 19 Sep, 12:36, Reply)
# :D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:12, Reply)
# Very nicely that Mr Q4 :)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 12:52, Reply)
# Ta Hekim
:)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:13, Reply)
[challenge entry] WTF!!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 10:42, Reply)
# And he has eaten all the Flan Flakes :(
(, Fri 19 Sep, 11:13, Reply)
# :)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 11:52, Reply)
# "Who's shat in my bed?"
Very nice Ninj
(, Fri 19 Sep, 11:27, Reply)
# Hehe
Cheers mate! :D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 11:52, Reply)
# Didn't notice Domo until he said that!
And - er - is Mother Bear a vampire now?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 12:12, Reply)
# hahaha
yes, it would appear so!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:23, Reply)
# Haha
'ning!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 12:37, Reply)
# Ning!
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:44, Reply)
# Nice blanket detail! : )
(, Fri 19 Sep, 13:18, Reply)
# Cheers Boris!
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:45, Reply)
# "Someone's been fucking in MY bed."
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:08, Reply)
# Hear me Roar...
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# :)
(, Fri 19 Sep, 9:47, Reply)
# Those lions are clearly dead.
(, Fri 19 Sep, 15:13, Reply)
# Cameron fucks lions?
(, Fri 19 Sep, 9:50, Reply)
# Lions, countries, health services, you name it
(, Fri 19 Sep, 9:55, Reply)
# Tickle ma tummeh
(, Fri 19 Sep, 9:57, Reply)
# Why 1.618 why?!
we love your stuff, why do you keep deleting it?!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 10:00, Reply)
# Noo!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 10:12, Reply)
# Union Jacks always remind me of 70's street parties
(, Fri 19 Sep, 10:14, Reply)
# woo!
(, Fri 19 Sep, 10:25, Reply)
# haha
nice
(, Fri 19 Sep, 11:58, Reply)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep, 14:34, Reply)
# Awimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimaway
Ris
(, Fri 19 Sep, 10:37, Reply)

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