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meanwhile "no sir, again, snakes are the bad ones, you slide down the snakes, you don't climb up them"

(HappyToast, Mon 21 Aug, 17:43, 3 replies)
Bindun, presumably

Yes, the "Death" card doesn't actually mean death or some such bollocks, whatever
(The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 19 Aug, 7:11, 4 replies)


(viet_donkey_cong, Fri 18 Aug, 20:02, 7 replies)
good game, good game

(HappyToast, Fri 18 Aug, 17:03, 4 replies)
:-(


edit - yes I had it prepared
(The Twisted Omentum, Fri 18 Aug, 16:47, 3 replies)
Any other b3tans heading to Liverpool for the return of...

(Andy_R, Thu 17 Aug, 21:04, 6 replies)
Leave the statues alone!

(monkeon, Thu 17 Aug, 19:53, 6 replies)
Kitler
Kitler
(2 Can Chunder, Thu 17 Aug, 10:04, 3 replies)
go on... ya will... go on... ya will... ya will... ya will...

(S4RK, Wed 16 Aug, 15:12, 4 replies)
Computer, please enhance...


with thanks to the genius that is AnthMoore
(Dr.Dunno, Wed 16 Aug, 14:01, 7 replies)
Oh man. Not Brucie. Tasteful tributes please to our ob3tuaries challenge.
posted by rob on 18th Aug at 4pm
I laughed.
But then I am a bad person.

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Challenge
B3ta Vs Nazis
We're fighting the nazis this week, old and new. Unleash all your best b3ta weapons on them, give them a CDC battering, a gnops to the face and a jolly good thrashing with photoshop.
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set by HappyToast on 17th Aug at 8am
Question of the Week
Lies Your Parents Told You II
All parents lie to their kids. How did your parents lie to you. Perhaps you yourself are a parent and lie to your children, tell us about that too.
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asked on 10th Aug at 12pm
Challenge
Clickbait Culture
Nothing sells unless it's got a terrible attention grabbing headline any more. So give art, books and popular music (but not films because we've already done that) a clickbaity twist to make it relevant to the kids of today.
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set by HappyToast on 10th Aug at 8am
Challenge
MPs Portraits
A delightful gallery of MPs' portraits has just been released https://beta.parliament.uk/mps would be a shame if anything happened to them..
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set by HappyToast on 3rd Aug at 8am
Challenge
Historical Video Games
This week we're re-imagining our favourite games in a historical setting. Give us your Grand Theft Auto Londinium, Call of Duty:Ancient War and bafflingly popular Cavecraft
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set by HappyToast on 27th Jul at 8am
Question of the Week
Getting Away With It
Let us know about the things you got away with that you perhaps really shouldn't have.
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asked on 25th Jul at 1pm
Challenge
DUP cinema
We're off to the cinema with the Tories best friends the DUP this week, show us what films they watch and what films they censor.
Probably stuff about the gays, the abortions and the billion pound bribes.
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set by HappyToast on 20th Jul at 9am
Challenge
Politicize Kids Books
Politics is really dull to kids, which is a shame as they're the ones who'll suffer the most from it. So help them understand how the world works fights by politicizing their books. Push Winnie the Pooh to the left or the right and get the Famous Five to sort out Trump
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set by HappyToast on 13th Jul at 8am
Challenge
Product Horror
There's a horror film about a haunted camera coming out called Polaroid. Hollywood will no doubt be looking to see what other familiar products/brand names they can turn in to movie money makers, so lets beat them to it. Give us a Product Horror Picture Show.
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set by HappyToast on 6th Jul at 9am
Challenge
Buses
This weeks image challenge is Buses. Celebrate joyful communal transport in all its forms. Big ones, little ones, double deckers, bendy, political, driving off a cliff, greyhounds, prison, school, the bus options are almost endless.
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set by HappyToast on 29th Jun at 8am
Challenge
The Queen's Hat
Did you see the Queen's Speech? It looked like she was making an outrageous political statement with her hat.
Celebrate this cultural event by designing new headgear for her Majesty.
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set by HappyToast on 22nd Jun at 9am