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(Ninj, Thu 8 Oct, 12:23, 6 replies)
Pin Floyd's Dark side of the Cube

(HappyToast, Thu 8 Oct, 10:27, 3 replies)

(Flash_Bastard, Thu 8 Oct, 1:09, 0 replies)

(Q4nobody, Wed 7 Oct, 13:47, 8 replies)
And a pearoast

(monkeon, Wed 7 Oct, 10:20, 4 replies)

(brian clough's pitchside guffs, Tue 6 Oct, 19:32, 4 replies)
This seemed funnier in my head

(And a check suggests some papers have already coined the term. Sod it)
(Probably not Tribs, Tue 6 Oct, 15:44, 6 replies)
The dirty hobbit

(inexpressible, Tue 6 Oct, 13:41, 5 replies)

(Ninj, Tue 6 Oct, 9:25, 5 replies)
more 70's dreamboats

(lustreboy, Tue 6 Oct, 0:51, 3 replies)
Question of the Week
House Parties
‘If rocking the house is a crime…then let me be guilty’. Not my words, Carol, the words of proto ravecore pioneers Genaside II. We all love a party – or do we?

There always used to be a girl crying on the stairs, who’d drunk too much vodka. Or someone would crap in the bath. What’s the most revolting/hilarious thing you’ve seen at a party? The worst house-trashing you’ve seen?

- This Weeks question from Richard Mcbeef IB
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asked on 9th Oct at 9am
Moonmen Music Video (Complete) feat. Fart and Morty | Rick and Morty |
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linked to by artifus on 10th Oct at 1am
Horror Albums
It's getting close to Halloween and every mad monster party needs music. So rifle through your vinyl collection and transmogrify the old floor fillers in to a suitably horror themed version of the original.
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set by HappyToast on 8th Oct at 7am
Question of the Week
What could have been?
insomniac-surfer asks "Ever turn down a job or didn't buy shares that could have made you rich and possibly famous?
Tell us what you did or didn't do that could have turned out possibly life changing."
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asked on 2nd Oct at 8am
Two panel celebrity name jokes
This week we're doing the b3ta classic format with an awkward name "Two panel celebrity name jokes".
Pick a celeb, read their name, do a think, make a funny about what it sounds a little bit like and then put it in a simple two panel before/after format that everyone else is. So simple, so lol.
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set by HappyToast on 1st Oct at 8am
Amazing Hats
Hats are boring, they sit on your head and do nothing. Fix that, fill headwear with amazing technology, improbable abilities and rabbit dispensing magic.
Minus points for simply posting "iHat".
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set by HappyToast on 24th Sep at 9am
Question of the Week
Can you keep a secret?
This "weeks" suggestion is from Willenium
When have you had to keep quiet about something? or did you fail miserably at keeping something in confidence? Let on about the bosses' mistress in front of his wife? Had to pretend not to know who has been desecrating the loos? Tell us here and we promise to keep it to ourselves.
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asked on 23rd Sep at 10am
David Cameron Pig Fucker Mini Challenge
David Cameron put genitals in a dead pig's mouth while at Oxford University a new book claims. C'mon B3tans - let's see your take on this!
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set by rob on 21st Sep at 9am
New Fish
Ocean life has halved since the 70s. Sure it's a clear sign of our impending extinction, but lets ignore that and fill all that watery space with new fish of our own design.
Big fish, little fish, carboard box shaped fish, it's up to you.
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set by HappyToast on 17th Sep at 10am
Misconstrued product names
Brian Blessed thought a Palm Pilot sounded like a "wanking machine". What if it was? Spend the week taking everyday products and give them alternate uses based on their name. What does Apple Watch and does the Remington Fuzz Away kill cops? you decide.
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set by HappyToast on 10th Sep at 9am
Question of the Week
This week's theme is 'getting into trouble'. Tell us about the worst trouble you've been in - or about an occasion when somehow you got away with it against the odds.
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asked on 8th Sep at 2pm
Buzzy Bastards
It's another animal image challenge, this week you've asked for all the buzzy bastards. So give us your best bee, bluebottle, wasp and hornet related imagery.
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set by HappyToast on 3rd Sep at 9am
Mass Murderer's Rhyming Accessories
We're mixing the bad with the good for a week, pick a serial killer and give them some lovely rhyming accessories. e.g. Jeffrey Dahmer's dancing llamas or Jack the Ripper's wallpaper stripper.
(suggested by An Egg, voted for by you)
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set by HappyToast on 27th Aug at 8am
Less scary films
According to something our mate told us, not everyone likes mindless gore and terror in their movies. So lets help these misguided film watchers by making horror films more palatable. Take the bite out of vampire films and the shock out of The Shining.
Show us your PG rated video nasties.
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set by HappyToast on 20th Aug at 8am
The British Library Collection
The British Library have uploaded a million pictures from their collection which are free to use. www.flickr.com/photos/britishlibrary/
So it would be rude not to use, abuse and b3tafy them a bit, wouldn't it?
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set by HappyToast on 13th Aug at 8am