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Due to a lack of support, the Brexit Wall of Gammon has been downgraded to a Fence of Processed Meat Slices

(HappyToast, Mon 15 Jan, 15:45, 4 replies)
The worst thing to wake up to...

(Woody999, Sat 13 Jan, 21:49, 3 replies)

(Barbarossa, Fri 12 Jan, 11:30, 2 replies)
If this hasn't bindun...

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(parsons*, Fri 12 Jan, 9:05, 2 replies)

(unclepills, Thu 11 Jan, 18:30, 6 replies)
Your life, in their hands.

(S4RK, Thu 11 Jan, 16:40, 3 replies)
"I'm still looking nice!"

(Q4nobody, Tue 9 Jan, 16:21, 7 replies)
According to the Metro "Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year"

(HappyToast, Tue 9 Jan, 12:12, 8 replies)

(Ninj, Sun 7 Jan, 16:23, 6 replies)
Coming soon...

(The Twisted Omentum, Sun 7 Jan, 12:06, 4 replies)
Geometric Animals
It's an arty one this week. Draw animals as simple geometric shapes. Make them round, square and triangular for the purposes of cute.
Doesn't mean you can't still do lols obvs.
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set by HappyToast on 11th Jan at 8am
Jubel Jubel Freu Freu

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linked to by artifus on 17th Jan at 2am
Cat Movie Posters
We're sticking cats in movie posters this week, make films feline.
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set by HappyToast on 4th Jan at 11am
Dog Album Covers
Get us through the winter limbo time by sticking dogs on your favourite record sleeves.
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set by HappyToast on 28th Dec at 9am
Pop Culture Christmas Cards
We're getting in to the Christmas spirit, and what better way than with a mash up of christmas cards and popular culture. Stick game characters, film scenes, musicians, and stuff in to a festive scene and bung it in the post.
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set by HappyToast on 14th Dec at 8am
Report Fiction
We're doing fake news this week, but of the famous fictional story kind. Pick a film or a book or a song and show us how the media would cover it as a real breaking news event.
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set by HappyToast on 7th Dec at 1pm
NEW B3TA NEWSLETTER OUT NOW - we've done our first newsletter for six months and figured the obvious thing to do would be to celebrate the 12 best B3ta projects made by our members in that time. This is high quality stuff. Tuck in.
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published by rob on 30th Nov at 11am
Change Location
Swap the location of films, tv shows, songs to make us laugh a lot
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set by HappyToast on 30th Nov at 8am
Computer Game Films
Hollywood keep dipping their toes in to the world of Computer Games with often appalling adaptations. Give them a hand by turning your favourite old titles in to big screen blockbusters.
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set by HappyToast on 23rd Nov at 11am
Make Everything Goth
It's 30 years since Sisters of Mercy released Floodland so that's a good enough reason as any to slap on the white face paint, shove soap in our back combed hair and pose moodily over a gravestone.
Goth everything up
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set by HappyToast on 16th Nov at 8am