80s Popstars
We're celebrating the greatest decade in music, remind us of the finest musicians who ever walked the earth and maybe show us what they're up to now, other than endorsing politicians See all 28 images (open)
Modernise sit-coms
The BBC are celebrating classic sitcoms by remaking one off episodes. Lets join the fun and relocate classic sit-coms into the modern world where we have wonders, horrors and inventions that will ruin all the gags. See all 38 images (closed)
Souvenirs
Everyone loves to buy tat when they're on holiday. Invent some new souvenirs for people to clutter up their shelves with or just b3ta up existing ones. See all 21 images (closed)
Failed Dreams
Tell us of how you dreamed big asks Grrrmachine, only to see it crushed into oblivion by runaway train of reality. Read all 25 stories (closed)
asked on 17th Aug at 2pm
Gender bending cinema
Film fans hate it, misogynists hate it, everyone hates it, but we're doing it. Swap genders in films, make the boys girls and the girls boys and anything else in between for hilarious reimaginings or just puns. See all 71 images (closed)
Rio Olympics
It's time for another sportathon and this time it's in Rio. Celebrate the wonderful conditions, the drug free sportsfolk and the uniting power of jumping over small gates and stuff. See all 40 images (closed)
Tinkering
This "week" Grrrmachine asks "What object have you modified to improve it?" Tell us of your successes and epic failures. Read all 21 stories (closed)
asked on 1st Aug at 9am
Awesome Art
We're cranking DaVinci and co up to the Max this week. Fixing all that weak, lame art stuff by making it 110011% more AWESOME. It's Awesome Art! AWESARTS! See all 99 images (closed)
Musical Animals
Animate animals playing music, stick them on a record cover, turn a song title into an animal pun or just give us some fluff with a tambourine. See all 54 images (closed)
Theresa May
We've got a new Prime Minister. Such joyous times demand traditional B3ta gift giving and self expression. Do your stuff for PM Theresa May. See all 97 images (closed)
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80s Popstars
We're celebrating the greatest decade in music, remind us of the finest musicians who ever walked the earth and maybe show us what they're up to now, other than endorsing politicians
Can you tell the difference between Ant and Dec? Fucked if we can remember, and we made the damn quiz.
B-B-B-B-B-B-Birmingham... Pow!
Part of the projected Bullring Trilogy...
What's new pussycat
We have taken the stupidest pictures of cats on the Internet and created a fantastic new game.
It tests the power of your memory by showing you pictures of cats, and asking you which one you haven't seen.
TIP: Be Zen. Relax and trust your instinct.
Scroll Wheel Cheese
Ever looked at your scroll wheel? If you've had if for a few months then it's probably filthy.
Wes Cherry
If there were any justice he'd be richer than God, but he's not. Meet Wes Cherry, creator of Solitaire for Microsoft Windows, the most popular computer game in history. Probably.