|If I Could Shit Out My Cock|
A question philosophers have been debating since greek times.
|Flower Song (La la la la la, I love you)|
Most email we get on this item reckons the song is in Japanese. You're all wrong. No one has worked it out yet. He he.
|Tramp 'o' Claus|
The return of the singing tramp. For Christmas. And it's Christmas every day at b3ta. (Well, we like this item - so let's pretend eh?)
|Hey Hey 16k|
Men of a certain age will weep on seeing this.
Part of the projected Bullring Trilogy...
|I Like Bukkake|
Wake up fresh. Wake up to Bukkake.
|Kill Your Parents|
An attempt to control your mind using the power of kittens.
|Sleepy Kitten Song|
Fifty photos of cute cats. One utterly amazing song. What more could you want?
|Smoke a fag|
Yay. Ciggies are great. C'mon kids - light up for Uncle B3ta.
Oh, the joys of drink. If we didn't drink so heavily then there would be a lot more stuff on b3ta.
|You can't spell|
We can't spell either. But that doesn't stop us being horrid and rude to thickos.
|Video Killed The Radio Star|
Ah. Buggles + Old animated gifs. Huzzah.
|Beer beer beer|
We're going for a beer and you're invited. Sing a long with us. Or don't.
|Patrick Moore plays the Xylophone|
We've had a lot of mail from American readers about this. They don't know who Patrick Moore is. And we're not going to tell you. Sheesh, can't you people use google?
|Let's Fist Again|
Childish purile filth. The internet has gone too far. Fuck - and we made it.
|Billy Bass Parody|
We hate those fish. We really hate those fish.
|Fatcat or Satan|
Oh gawd - it's Fatcat & Satan in the sweariest cartoon ever made.
|I Love You (Kitten)|
It's a kitten. It sings I love you. Woo.
|The Singing Kitten|
Another kitten singing his love for you. Yay for loved up kittens.
|Spiderman will make you gay|
We love spidey. Yes we do. We love spidey and so do you.
|Blode and the Giant Bee|
Looks what happens when two b3ta people work together. Joel sings, and Nicey supplies the animation - and the result is beyond fantastic. We want to see this on Top of the Pops.
|Stephen Hawking & Davros Together in Electric Dreams|
Two B3ta people -Mike Trinder & Andy Taylor- have been hard at work, in a mission to entertain you. They've made the funniest animation we've ever seen.
David Stevenson presents Ja Da - it's got giant bunnies, Maggie Thatcher and swedish music, and it's not an advert for a North London Kebab shop.