WEBLOG ARCHIVE
07/11/25
B3ta newsletter 968, out now
"WRITING 968 NEWSLETTERS OVER 24 YEARS IS SOME SORT OF RECORD, WHERE'S OUR O.B.E. YOU ROYAL BASTARDS?"
* JOHN LEWIS AD - the inevitable jokes
* VAGINA MUSEUM - Offers you money off vag merch
* BAD USER INTERFACES - compete to make the worst
found by rob
01/11/25
B3ta newsletter 967, out now
"Read whilst dressed as Flash Killer Steve Jobs for Halloween"
* FESSHOLE - we're doing gigs in Sweden (!)
* CELEBRATE AI BEING SHIT - terrible AI clocks
* NEW CHALLENGE - Let's make anagrams of signs
found by rob
27/10/25
B3ta newsletter 966, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER OF RECORD IF YOU'RE UNWASHED AND STILL A BIT HUNG UP ON ZX SPECTRUMS"
* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - it's a swearing Bible
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - two authors, one book
* CARTOONS - is Gary 'Farside' Larson back?
found by rob
18/10/25
B3ta newsletter 965, out now
"What's white and goes 'ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit'? A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND"
* BOOMER DEATH WATCH - interesting if a bit mean
* BOND CHALLENGE - lovely Photoshop results
* WEIRD FOREHEADS - cropped by the Guardian
found by rob
12/10/25
B3ta newsletter 964, out now
"Open this newsletter and win the URL lottery"
* SITE - Can you beat the 1% battery challenge?
* CHALLENGE - Ruin a James Bond poster
* BOOK - 99p Fesshole kindle book offer
found by rob
03/10/25
B3ta newsletter 963, out now
"A smidgen of pigeon is just enough to give your kids a treat, full of feathery goodness, and a bit of beak"
* BUMPER ISSUE - Cassette Boy, Weebl & Matt Round
* TEXT ADVENTURE GAME - Can you strangle a horse?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - let's make pop music 'spooky'
found by rob
26/09/25
B3ta newsletter 962, out now
"ASDA was named after its founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid"
* PIGEON SONG - Yes, a song, about pigeons
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Happy B-day Mario
* 90s GIFS - Would it be B3ta without them?
found by rob
22/09/25
B3ta newsletter 961, out now
"A hill I'll die on is Muswell Hill, just after I've climbed up it, to buy cakes from the nice cake shop Dunns"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Most popular one in yonks
* SHED OF THE YEAR - We have a winner
* GAME - Are you sure you're not a robot?
found by rob
14/09/25
B3ta newsletter 960, out now
"MySpace Tom doesn't call for *anything*, as he's a chill guy taking nature photos"
* RELOAD CLICKER - Can you hammer a million F5s?
* CYRIAK - Now making videos for Adam Buxton
* NEW CHALLENGE - Kids TV at the movies
found by rob
06/09/25
B3ta newsletter 959, out now
"I'd give it 5 mins if I was you. I was defecting to Reform in there"
* INTERNET ART - The image challenge you want
* MONKEON - He advises you on what TV to watch
* HAPPY TOAST - Makes pop video for pop star
found by rob
29/08/25
B3ta newsletter 958, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT HANGS ENGLAND FLAGS ON YOUR VPN FOR A PATRIOTIC WANK IN 'BELGIUM'"
* CHALLENGE - Sci-fi food is popular and good
* CLOCK - tell the time using Pong
* ACTUALLY OK HEADLINES QUIZ - if you can be arsed
found by rob
22/08/25
B3ta newsletter 957, out now
"BRITAIN'S OLDEST NEWSLETTER CELEBRATES STANDING UP WITHOUT GROANING"
* CRAP NOVELTY SONGS - Play them like MTV
* PROCRASTINATE - with random website generator
* CHALLENGE - Cartoon characters go on holiday
found by rob
